Jeffery Epstein had the ‘’egg shaped’’ penis

what does this even mean?

It's short, plump and has a pointy head...

egg-shaped

Thick mid-shaft, small cockhead.

It's when you get fillers injected into your dick. You can't plump the head up, though- so it gets an egg-shape.

If you have a unicorn penis that changes shape every time you release it from its enclosure, EGG is a middle configuration.

If you have this dick, it goes like this, the fourth the fifth, the final lift… your flaccid dick can appear like a tiny cashew. It can appear like a mushroom. It can appear like an egg. It can appeal like a floppy mouse. When hard, they invariably give you, my consumer, six inches of medium girth. I’m very short; what the fuck did you expect.

I don’t know if they were describing his dick soft or hard, but this is information from somebody who sometimes sports egg dick.

🍄 and 🍳. And itty bitty. This is disturbing to contemplate.

Welcome to Dick’s Mushroom Omelets-how are you this morning?

This thread is so much better without pictures!

Gotta say- I had always imagined Jeffery Epstein being this rich-brilliant guy has a huge porno-sized cock and that’s why he fucked around so much-Well no jumbo-porn-cock there-wrong again…

Sounds like he had a butt plug-shaped penis.

Now that you mention it -yes.

Speaking of dicks with odd dicks-It seems Harvey Weinstein has ‘’infection affected penis where testicles and portions were removed and he needed shots in order to get hard- women were often taken ‘’aback’’ by the appearance-I can’t go on- ( vomiting in bathroom)