Lie, cheat, steal, rape, extort, molest your children, cheat on your wives, beat your wives, rape them if necessary, cheat your employees and contractors, bribe, bully, boast, lie some more, sow distrust, division, hatred and anger, throw ketchup at the walls, rape some more, sexually harass the women you don't rape, scream, yell, bray, squeal, oink, eat other people's dinners, destroy everything you can get your small hands on, never act with any shade of principals, ethics, decorum, good taste, morals or simple dignity, back-stab, social-climb, suck the dick of people even worse than you are and then throw them under the bus once you have what you want, stuff your bloated body with junk food, shit your pants, shit the bed, shit everywhere, play golf, cheat at that too, even more junk food, even more shit blowing out your ass, insult, betray, sell state secrets, sell out allies, sell out the military, surround yourself with utterly evil walking pap smears who never stop sucking your pecker, hate everyone, hate everything: pop stars, countries, birds and bees, schools, children, minorities, your own family, strive every day to hurt people and be the biggest loudest cunt you possibly can - and let me tell you, the White House may well be in your tiny little orange short-fingered grasp.
Twice.
