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Right-wing pastor Kenneth Copeland says "homosexual lesbian spirits" are ruining our children!

Are the spirits in the room with you?

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by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2024 9:46 PM

No, but I can hear them rattling around in my toolbox.

by Anonymousreply 1October 11, 2024 5:38 PM

[quote] GET DOWN FROM THERE!

Oh Pastor, those beautiful, human-like beings with wings and halos you are seeing are ANGELS, not HOMOSEXUALS or DRAG QUEENS.

Some gays are angels, however.

by Anonymousreply 2October 11, 2024 6:10 PM

Miss Thing needs better hair and makeup.

by Anonymousreply 3October 11, 2024 6:19 PM

Homosexual lesbian spirits? Can't he just say "beer"??

by Anonymousreply 4October 11, 2024 6:21 PM

"Homosexual lesbian"?????? That kind of redundant, like "asshole pastor", isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 5October 11, 2024 6:31 PM

Does the spirit look like Eleanor Roosevelt?

by Anonymousreply 6October 11, 2024 6:36 PM

He looks like he buys shoe polish in the bulk to keep his hair that color.

by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2024 8:41 PM

He is one scary dude who has made a fortune from grifting Christian scripture. Karma's a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 8October 11, 2024 10:15 PM

He looks like a muppet come to life.

by Anonymousreply 9October 11, 2024 10:37 PM

LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!!!

by Anonymousreply 10October 11, 2024 11:13 PM

Nuuuut Loooooooaf. Nuuuuut LOOOOOOAF. NUUUUUT LOOOOOOAF!

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2024 12:18 AM

[quote]Right-wing pastor Kenneth Copeland says "homosexual lesbian spirits" are ruining our children!

"Ruining"? Just use more lube.

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2024 2:32 AM

I know what I'm going as for Halloween!

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2024 3:32 AM

SPIRITS!

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2024 3:37 AM

MEKKA LEKKA HI MEKKA HINEY HO!

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2024 3:52 AM

This motherfucker runs his grifting operation out of a compound on a former army airfield about 15 miles from my house. It gives me the creeps every time I drive past it. I'm convinced it's actually a front out of which the CIA runs nefarioius operations and they let him skim a little off the top for his cooperation.

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2024 4:48 AM

Is there a Lesbian Spirit Halloween where one can buy canes, Home Depot aprons, and vagina capes?

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2024 6:10 AM

DARK LESBIANS !!!!

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2024 6:21 AM

It's very important to know - imperative really - have the "homosexual lesbian spirits" been supplied with litterboxes?

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2024 6:31 AM

The only way they ruin them is by having no sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2024 6:46 AM

There’s a good joke here about homosexual lesbians, U-Hauls, and the Indigo Girls, but I’m dead and don’t work for free. Figure it out yourself, homos.

by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2024 6:46 AM

The American flag leather jacket is something.

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2024 7:26 AM

He’s ranting about things you will find in his PornHub search history, as right-wing crackpots do.

by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2024 5:03 PM

Check his laptop!

by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2024 5:06 PM

Someone must have been turned away from Michfest in really bad drag.

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2024 5:12 PM

Man on the land, r25! Man on the land!

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2024 5:20 PM

They are such miserable people. Crazy and miserable. I would pity them, but for their hate that is so destructive

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2024 7:51 PM

I hope he gets a visitation from crab-walking Azmodeus very soon.

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2024 8:11 PM

I understand why fundie men are so threatened by gay men, but why are they threatened by lesbians? It's not like a lesbian is going to make a pass at them.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2024 8:18 PM

Because lesbians do not want them or need them, R29.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2024 8:20 PM

So that's why my washer is making that funny noise when it goes into the spin cycle! I going to stream some Anne Murray songs and burn some pine incense in an effort to exorcise my appliance!

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2024 9:43 PM

Famous for this satanic revelation.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2024 9:46 PM
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