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What if Joyce Carol Oates had written The Brady Bunch?

I would think the Marsha and Jan feud would be more extreme for one thing.

by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2024 11:33 PM

Get help, seriously

by Anonymousreply 1October 11, 2024 2:00 AM

What if OP could pull something, anything, out of his fetid ass for attention. And this was the best he could do?

by Anonymousreply 2October 11, 2024 2:02 AM

Jan would die, presumably killed by Marcia as part of their feud, and Greg would confess to the murder to spare Marcia. Meanwhile, Cindy killed Jan with the intention of sending Marcia to prison so Cindy could be the only daughter at home. As the other members of the household figure out the truth, Cindy blackmails each of them to stay silent.

Title: The Good Brady. Length: 972 pages

by Anonymousreply 3October 11, 2024 3:16 AM

Alice and Carol would be carrying on an illicit affair behind Mike's back, as he secretly struggles with an addiction to cocaine that he keeps largely hidden.

by Anonymousreply 4October 11, 2024 10:38 PM

Love the thread, OP. Alice would be a sad whore who has slept with every butcher in town. Sam, the ultimate cuck, watches thru a peep hole he carve with the tip of his best butcher knife. The knife is never used again. Too much baggage to work on dead things.

by Anonymousreply 5October 11, 2024 11:06 PM

R1 😂 What is the OP talking about. Who is that. Harpo who dis lady?

by Anonymousreply 6October 11, 2024 11:07 PM

What if Joyce DeWitt were Alice or Marcia?

by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2024 11:33 PM
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