Tiffany Trump is Pregnant

That hopey-changey stuff about abortion doesn't seem to be working out for her!

She’s going to get fat again!

If it's a girl, she'll have great big tits like her mother.

Fat again and fat forever. I hope that demon has colic and sucks off her tits.

The Trump genes are so strong. Good luck to another future weak-chinned, butthole-mouthed child.

Trump announced it at a campaign stop in Michigan. Guess she’s not as useless to him now as she was at the RNC.

She gives Ivanka-esq face, only more puffy.

The black (pregnant) sheep of the family.

Tiffany now has money. Donald has to figure out a way to loot it.

Shouldn't this thread be under the Rosemary's Baby thread?

Item on Tiffany’s baby registry:

“Grandpa is Making Prison Great Again”, a children’s picture book.

Breakfast for TWO at Tiffany's!

[quote]Trump announced it at a campaign stop in Michigan. Guess she’s not as useless to him now as she was at the RNC.

Please. He's probably afraid he'll lose Alaska at this point.

Most of the family has shunned Turd's bid for POTUS again. Except Junior, who has dreams of being J.D.'s VP someday. And Eric, who would suck the shit outta daddy's ass and smile.

Okay, I mentioned that about losing Alaska as a joke, but all of 12 minutes later happened to see this article:

"Now the state has also become an unlikely talking point for Democratic fundraisers and strategists as a small but tantalizing presidential election prize after a poll last month showed Harris trailing former President Donald Trump by just 5 percentage points.

Polling there has been more sparse than in traditional swing states. But in an election year in which crazier things have already happened, it suddenly seemed not impossible for the Harris campaign to scoop up Alaska's three electoral votes, offering an alternative path to the 270 electoral votes needed for the presidency."

She buys the large fries.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Good God. Tiff is straight up white trash. Her mom, whom I've met as a shopbottom, is a head turning knockout.

Another Trump on the planet...just what the world does not need.

"I Really Don't Care."

Does she know which public toilet seat is the father?

Isn’t it generally the expectant parents who announce a pregnancy?

She’s been pregnant since 2019.

You just know the baby is going to be fug. Those Trump genes are relentless.

No doubt addled Trump will forget she's pregnant and start making fat jokes. His lackeys will be too afraid of a tantrum to correct him.

Maybe her offspring will vacate before viability.

That video at R6. He really hates her. Sad.

Barf. This DNA thread needs to be cauterized.

Excellent. Our plan is working out perfectly.

Abort, abort, abort!

How are the in-laws going to feel about Tiff when Trump Inc. collapses?

[quote] Those Trump genes are relentless.

True. A Trump could reproduce with the most beautiful person on the planet and their baby would still look like Donald.

Tiffany is a low brow name. Right up there with Mercedes, Tesla, Apple. Rich, hood rat.