Some sad MARY! in our HOA wants pickleball

Op don’t front. That Mary was you wasn’t it. Why they won’t let you be great with your pickleball. And you out here in these streets ready to litigate over the matter aren’t you 😂.

Assholes like Opie are the reason I sold my condo 5 years ago and moved into a rental apartment.

Pickleball makes a lot of loud, very irritating noise. I'd try to keep that shit far away from my home/neighborhood.

So they went with shuffleboard?

OP, I loved your story but if you're not going to treat the thread title with caps where appropriate, you have to use punctuation at the end of the sentence.

You can't have your cak and eat it too.

But did people talk about her after the meeting? Your not sharing that indicates an eccentrically slapdash tale, especially with the carefully placed "seethed." Nevertheless, I WANT it to be true. Please tell us more.

R5 I spit out my coffee reading your signature. Hilarity.

No, it wasn't me. I really don't care if they do or not - the tennis courts aren't anywhere near my home.

But the MARY! that pulled out the drama was just so utterly over the top. Channelling Alexis Carrington Colby with a little Julia Sugarbaker.

R5 No one talked about Queenie McFlounce because weirdly, we have an open resident comment time at the beginning of the meeting and he did his thing near the end of that, which then went into the rest of the meeting. But quite a few of us were looking at each other like, "Smell HER!"