Minnesota Mom SEDUCES Teen Hockey Players in Hotel Hot Tub

hubby has BDF.

what would she want with two 15 year olds?

Good for her!

Husband looks like he used to fuck her wonderfully. Now he has her number. She's been doing this for awhile.

R2 that's terrible! I remember being that age and I wouldn't want to have been pressured, especially in front of others.

Sick as bitch. Why isn't she in jail. How and why would a mother of 2 sons do this to two boys. SMDH, I just don't get this shit.

[quote] Mom SEDUCES Teen Hockey Players

I simply played tonsil hockey with their hockey sticks. No biscuit touching. I’m pucked, though.

Oh dear lord, the older millennial women are quite big sluts and now officially the cougars jammin out with their clam out!

Teenage boys with that husband on tap?

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

The husband and her own two kids were there and the husband saw her hot tub with the hockey playersl? And she takes off on her family? That's a special level of brazen. How loaded did she have to be?

The hubster looks like he has a big cock. Too bad he got supplanted by teenage cock instead!

Husband has the kind of looks that make straight women ovulate when they get near him. He can upgrade and be happy. The kids, though, that’s brutal. High school is challenging enough… imagine the whole school knowing your mom is a sloppy messy teenage-boy-sexing homewrecking slut.

'Atta girl!

She was obviously procuring the teen hockey butt for her gay hubster. DUH!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Damn drag queens!!! Oh, wait….

Woman is delusional, immature, and psychotic. The husband looks kinda hot. I hope he kicks her butt to the curb!

She is completely average looking. Are teenage guys that desperate?!

R19 of course they are

She kind of has a Liv Tyler sans fard thing going on. She might be voluptuous in her bathing suit.

R19, are teenage boys ever not sexually desperate?

R22 and R20, they did not act desperate when Inwas in school unless they were drunk. The seemed to have extremely unrealistic, shallow standards only wanting the best looking girls and most remained virgins since they couldn’t get those girls.

R19 per the details, they weren't intending to hook up with her at all. She came onto them 100%, like a bulldozer, and they were a teenage-boy mix of turned on and confused and weirded out. She even stalked them to their hockey game the next day.

[quote]they did not act desperate when Inwas in school

Well that's because they were nervous about Wilson sending them to Europe in a couple of years

Thanks Mom!

Prostitution whore!

The husband (soon to be ex) is my type.

The one who just watched is a fag.

At least husband won't have to pay her alimony in the divorce once the court hears about her whoring. She seems destined for a lifetime of poor decisions and consequences. Things will just go from bad to worse for her. Husband will remarry someone better and the boys will have that relationship to learn normalcy from. They will mostly ignore their whore mom as the shame will be too deep for them to truly forgive her.

When it comes to youngsters, do not fuck the hesitant when you're working with multiples.

Split them up and take a little time.

Fuckin' amateur bitches.

[QUOTE] At least husband won't have to pay her alimony in the divorce once the court hears about her whoring.

What century did you come from?

r14, The lush?

[quote]She seems destined for a lifetime of poor decisions and consequences.

She's 39. She's middle aged - I think she's already been on that path.

Dirty mare with an insatiable cooter…

R35 = Britney's chav cousin

I'm surprised she didn't claim some made-up stuff - anything to not take responsibility.

15 year old boys look SO FUCKING YOUNG. The husband knew what was up - saying that if she didn't leave their relationship was over.

It was over a long time ago - ugh.

Maybe the hockey boys are gay and didn't want to be with any female. They were probably looking forward to some alone time together on the trip and then the MILF from hell shows up.

Anymore pics of the hubby?

Preferably shirtless....

The hubster wanted to show them how to really use a hockey stick!

FreakOff Nation

Puck her!

COOGA ON DA PROWL YALL

She let them live afterwards? Rookie mistake.

Lucky ho.

She is goals!

I hate that expression, Bryan. Can’t you molest in silence?

guarantee you the husband watched

[quote]In exchange for her guilty plea, another criminal count was dismissed and prosecutors agreed to jail time of no more than eight months, the Star Tribune reported. She must also register as a predatory sex offender.

So, she sexually assaulted three teen boys and only got 8 months in jail.

Tell me that there wasn't bias that had people cheering that the teens "got some" - if a dude did this to three teen girls, he'd be a registered sex offender and thrown in jail as a pedo. If a gay dude did this with three teen dudes, he'd be an old man before he'd be released from jail.

Pointless without the vid.

R49 reporting from prison.

Dad looks fit! Very nice.

She pled it down r49 but you do have a point. We are still largely stuck in the mindset that women are passive when it comes to sex.

R49 Like you said if the genders were reversed the male teacher would be serving 8-20. And if it was a gay male teacher and guys— he would be serving the full 20. That’s why I always say one will never convince me someone having consensual sex with post pubescent teens are the absolute scum of the earth. And I do believe they are pretty shitty if they have authority over them.

But when it’s a female people don’t even see it as traumatizing. We’ve all been in high school; girls are way more mature at that age. Yet a male fucking teenage girls is seen is as so detrimental to the future health of that female. And if it is a male teacher on guys, he mines well be a serial killer— that’s how bad it’s viewed.

She looks like Nancy Kerrigan LOL

So gross. From the husband's reaction, it sounds like this has happened before.

Matt literally gets paid for doing nothing. He just obsessively posts her nonstop 24/7. It’s creepy.

^^^ here

This Matt boogeyman some of you are obsessed with hasn't posted on DL in about a decade.

"Don't play the doting mother with me. You're NOT YOUNG!"

She just likes to provide memorable and uplifting experiences. Gather around, boys.

I'll volunteer to make Dad forget about his nutcase ex. 👋

He's 🔥!

It was a bad thing to do but those boys sound like total pussies for narcing on her. Very uncool of them.

Minnesota Nice! Who knew that meant cougar pussy?

"WHORE!!!!"

As another side note, have you noticed that the picture of her 10 years and 40lbs ago in which she's much hotter than she is actually today is attached to ALL the news stories.

It's a subtle way to manipulate people and feed into the idea that since she's a woman, the boys are actually lucky she had sex with them. She's hot, so they're lucky, rather than her being a dumpy, frumpy middle aged frau creep.

The world is a lot more like the running DL joke which forgives hot dudes for their crimes than anyone would like to believe.

I got an option on her story. I'm gonna call it "Icing My Puck: The Allison Schardin Story." You got a problem with that?

She likely would've gotten away with it too if she didn't turn into a stalker and track them down and show up at their game the next day

There is so much wrong with R63, I don’t even know where to begin.

R33, the OLD lush.

Hubby must be terrible in bed.

as opposed to a couple of inexperience, hair-trigger teenagers, r71?

How emasculating for her husband. The implication being he can't sexually satisfy her. That's a HUGE blow to the male ego.

This is why straight men go fucking apeshit when their wives cheat on them with another man. It's an assault on their masculinity.

Teenagers have faster cocks than middle aged men who need Cialis.

My God woman! Why go out for McNuggets when you've got filet mignon at home?

1) hockey players are hot

2) the husband is okay looking. he's tall though and people go gaga for tall men, no matter how homely.

Truthfully, no woman strays outside her marriage if she's getting it good from her man. The implication that a woman cheats when a man cannot satisfy her is usually true. If you've got what a woman wants she'll be on her best behavior.

Not only did Tim Walz allow this to happen, he encouraged this behavior.

Minnesotans are out of control and it’s all his fault.

r76 Fifteen year old hockey players.

Imagine actually trying to rationalise child sexual abuse as "well the husband wasn't fucking her right". Fuck off.

R78 found the man who cannot fuck to save his life.

Funny how men routinely chase after teenagers but shit a brick when women do the same thing.

But at least they wait til 18, R79. Quit being an asshole.

Or, she’s a deeply mentally-ill victim and whore, R71.

[Quote] Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

R73 and R76 are idiots. Or the same poster

Team Husband

Her kids must be so proud.

Lol, no they don't R80. But I think it's cute that you said that.

Then so are most gay men R81, given how many bust a nut in teenagers. And at pictures of teenagers, at porn involving teenagers, and good old fashioned sexual fantasies involving teenagers.

Gay men need to save the fucking pearl clutching considering how many have fucked older men while still in high school.

I mean, if she is so into children, she might have thought about her own and the effect that this is going to have on them. The bullying will be ruthless and traumatic. She kinda fucked her own kids here, as well. Cunt.

r83 I guess you don't know any straight men.

Where are you getting your statistics from, r86? If they're anecdotal, I'd get new friends.

[quote]Gay men need to save the fucking pearl clutching considering how many have fucked older men while still in high school.

We weren't all whores back then.

Why did she need to fuck 15 year old boys when she had that big good looking stud there to lay one into her? I realize they weren't on the best of terms, but grudge sex can be some of the best sex in the world.

Sexy sluts. Sounds like brazzers.com

She isn't exactly a stunner.

^^^You got that right.

She'll never be satisfied. She needs MORE dick. Always.

R91 - passive aggressive behavior on her part. She's probably a narcissist - wants everything to be about her and if he doesn't do what she says, she throws herself at other guys and says see? All of THESE men want me - what's wrong with you?

Narcissists use their sexuality a lot to get their way or to manipulate.

I hope he divorces her.

I ovulated just looking at husband's BDF

This lady did NOT seduce teen hockey players in a hot tub. She flirted with them. Then she hunted down their room and sexually assaulted them. Then she creeped on them at their school.

What if he has discordant false-positive BDF and she NEEDS her hung high school hockey players He's classic BDF, but I've seen that sort of BDF not equaling a BD.

Of course a Minnesota mom would seduce HOCKEY players.

It's as stereotypical as Maryland Mom SEDUCES Teen Lacrosse Players in Hotel Hot Tub.

Maybe they seduced her.

You know she said - God Dammit - I SAID I was SORRY! God - I was DRUNK! You're just going to keep persecuting me over this aren't you?

Oh well YOU probably fucked around TOO!

Will she get kicked out of the Book Clubs or get 🙌🏼 high-fives from the other Frauy Dick Dysons

Some of the other moms will leave the club in disgust and jealousy, the others will give high fives.

[quote] This lady did NOT seduce teen hockey players in a hot tub. She flirted with them. Then she hunted down their room and sexually assaulted them. Then she creeped on them at their school.

That's my issue with this and most likely why she didn't get away with it. 15 year olds are perfectly capable of saying no, I got hit on at 15 by much older men, much older than late 30s and it was not an issue to say no thanks, Grandpa.

The problem is she harassed them and wouldn't take no for an answer. That is where the creepy behavior comes in and why she should be considered a danger.

He's really tall. I just noticed he's bending his knees.

It’s a good thing we all have our driver’s licenses now.

R108 and quite nice tits—hidden beneath that grey sweater.

Her pussy is probably the holland tunnel. Neither she nor the teen would have felt anything so it's good they didn't bother to fuck.

Hockey ass.

Doubtful R109. Pussies are meant to stretch, unlike assholes.

What kind of dicking down did she think some 15 year olds were going to do?

Wasn't quite the football team gang bang fantasy she had?

This woman is sick - but she's been doing shit like this for years.

sick. but they're ready to go five minutes later. probably pretending she was a teen again. anyway you can't rationalize this type of behavior. makes no sense.

This thread is crawling with pearl clutching Mary!s

Thinking being opposed to adults fucking children is pearl clutching. Someone needs to check r114's hard drive

A 15 year old is a post pubescent young adult R115. Calm down, Aunt Marian.

Pics of husband’s pp?

R116 - take your pedophilia elsewhere - look up in images of what a 15 year old boy looks like. I don't think you remember.

These are children. Yes - older children - but still children.

I'm at an age now where 25 year olds looks like kids to me.

R119 - I don't understand.

Nor me.

How humiliating for all involved. One day you're a nobody going about your life and the next day you're connected to a lurid scandal landing you in the NY Post.

“You’ve come a long way, baby!” 🚬

I see nothing wrong here.

The kind of party where boys become men and girls become mothers.

R122 - more humiliating for the good looking husband who had nothing to do with it.

Now he has to (or should) divorce - and she'll still get half of everything - despite having this sordid tale on the internet with his name involved forever.

I wish I knew more about that relationship - my take is that he may be a bit quiet and introverted and she, Ms. Cheerleader, decide to go after and get him because other girls wanted him.

She's sure to be a finalist at this year's MILF of the Year ceremonies.

[quote]r127 = She's sure to be a finalist at this year's MILF of the Year ceremonies.

Who will she be wearing?

Whenever someone made me uncomfortable in a hot tub (and it happened in my teens), I got the fuck out of the hot tub. I don’t buy that these teens were such innocent victims.

I said essentially the same thing upthread R129. I especially don't believe two 15 year old male teenagers were innocent victims. Not if they were anything like the ones I knew.

Yes, it was absolutely the boys who forced this pathetic woman to flirt with them, it was the boys who made her beg to come to their room pretending she was trying to get away from her husband, it was the boys who forced her to browbeat them into doing sexual stuff with them, and it was the boys who made her track down where their game was and show up in the stands. Totally their fault.

[quote]Not if they were anything like the ones I knew

Given your other posts in this thread, this genuinely sounds like a confession.

Hockey players are so BLAH. They're on par with golfers.

R131 I am not blaming the boys and never said I was. I would never, ever, let someone into my hotel room who made me uncomfortable. You can easily lock someone out by, you know, shutting the fucking door. Did she forcibly go into their room? Seems weird that a woman is stronger than two teen boys. She is a POS for sure either way.

r133 You said:

[quote]I especially don't believe two 15 year old male teenagers were innocent victims

Meaning you don't believe they were victims and you don't believe they were innocent in this. How is that not blaming them? Even in your post now, you're blaming them for allowing her into their room.

Maybe you should reflect on the fact that the one poster backing you up is the very obvious pedo.

R134 the woman is at fault. The end.

If I had that hunky husband, I'd be on him morning and night.

Where were these moms when I was on family vacations at the Holidome?

The boys may have been toying with her. That doesn’t absolve her of responsibility, but you can’s simply dismiss the possibility.

Oh yes we can's, R138.

R118.

Look how at her advanced age she's still a big baby.

I refuse to believe that Anthony Schardin doesn't have a big slab of meat.

R72 right. This woman is just a whore. There is nothing wrong with it but she shouldn’t be fucking students.

Is she what they mean in Minnesota by "hot dish"?

Tony Schardin is 6 foot 5 and was on the Luther basketball team in Decorah, Iowa. He now sells insurance in Blaine. His FB page is on privacy lockdown but still uses a couple's pic as his blurry profile photo.

Blaine? Blaine?

6 foot 5? Yum!

*spurts erverywhere*

[quote] Pics of husband’s pp?

C'mon, DLers! Someone must have them......

I bet hubby has big feet...and a big...you know what! 🍆🍆🍆

[quote]Pussies are meant to stretch, unlike assholes.

Spoken like no gay man in history.

Boys are ready to get down at about age 12. From then on it's a neverending, obsessive search for sex. Portraying them as helpless, ravaged boonchkins is laughable.

R148 Welcome to the party, you're late!

R131 try not to be such a hysterical frau.

No one forced anyone to do anything sexual. There was no sexual assault victims. There were stalking victims. That is the crime she's guilty of.

That ho going to out turning tricks to pay for her Starbucks when it's all said and done.

The cunt wants what the cunt wants

[quote]Tony Schardin is 6 foot 5 and was on the Luther basketball team in Decorah, Iowa. He now sells insurance in Blaine. His FB page is on privacy lockdown but still uses a couple's pic as his blurry profile photo.

Our team of top-notch DL sleuths will never let an attractive, handsome, hot or hung guy with even the slightest social media presence and internet photos go unnoticed.

And we love it!

Hot damn that strapping, towering, lantern-jawed husband is crazy hot!

R156 he's mine bitch!

How would one find FRESH taffy type candy. The Bit o Honey and Mary Jane. I don't mind Mary Janes but the were BETTER when we were kids 50 years ago because they had better, less industrial ingredients. I imagine one could make a delicious version at home.

Id be willing to bet money that the hubby has been, and would've continued on, stepping out on the wife since their kids were in diapers, banging a hot 20 something chicky with a little tight body.

R158 there might be a nearby thread for ya.🤢

R158 I hope your post was intended to go in the fancy fruit, favorite childhood candy thread...

well the halloween candy thread, obviously. Whoops sorry.

Want some candy, little boys?!

This version of the story has a lot more drama suited for DL.

MARY!!! Frank Parlato @ r164!

Thanks for that story. The maudlin tone, the extra details, the use of the word “desirous”… yes, that’s DL catnip, ne C’est pas?

And then you get to the final few paragraphs where he starts to condemn the abject personal destruction this woman deserves. Positing that victim 1, whom the author has already implied is a quick-shooter, should come to her trial and implore the court to not let “this mosquito drown in a drop of ocean spray” or some shit like that? WTF?! Though I am disappointed there were no extra details on the boys’ burgeoning treasure trails, nipple placement/size, etc…

I checked out other articles in his site. He clearly has issues with sexual assaulters facing consequences for their actions. Is this projection? He reminds me of the DL’er who lamented that the baseball team who shoved a bat up another teammate’s ass shouldn’t have their whole lives ruined.

I like the version in r164. A Dateline predator script!

r164 That guy defends Jerry Sandusky. Says it all.

This is why people are voting for Trump The Molester. Their pasts are #metoo minefields.

She looks way different in the 2 different photos in the Post article. The one with her husband, she looks older and fatter.

[quote] Truthfully, no woman strays outside her marriage if she's getting it good from her man. The implication that a woman cheats when a man cannot satisfy her is usually true. If you've got what a woman wants she'll be on her best behavior.

Uh, no. This is about her wanting 15-year-old dick.

The husband knew what was happening when he flounced out of the hot tub. He should have reported her.

lol, r145

I'll comfort the husband.

What a story, R164! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin’ at her rear end.

I love how they put this European age of consent map in the article at R164 in respect to something that happened in Bumfuck, MN.

They fuck young all over Europe! I’m goin’ back to Portugal!

Frank Parlato who wrote the article at R164 retweeted this. WTF?

R164 - that Frank Parlato is a convicted felon and just plain weird. Of course he defends her and says the punishment is too harsh.

And we find out she fucked another hockey player 18-20 years old a couple of weeks earlier.

She's got 2 kids - their lives are going to be HELL at school. Can you imagine the teasing they're going to get - FOREVER?

Frank Parlato looks like a fat fucking fuck, the kind that would chase after and fuck anything that moved. Of course he's OK with child rapists.

The parents of those boys are surely bringing hell down on the chaperones who were supposed to be watching the boys on that trip. Can you even imagine how angry they must be?

Plot twist: parents were the chaperones. They were upstairs fucking while the boys were at the pool.

R169 That's a before the wedding, after the wedding make-under. One of straight mens biggest complaint about their wives/sex lives; before we had a crazy good sex life, now I can't even see her naked, and I'm lucky if I get some on my Birthday and Christmas.

The married women I know have also all done before and afters of this nature, but their husbands often do it too, (key cheating tell, when he *starts caring about his appearance again *), although almost all of the straight couples and friends I have, have atleast one divorce under their belts.

How long before all the lawsuits are filed?

[quote] they did not act desperate when Inwas in school unless they were drunk. The seemed to have extremely unrealistic, shallow standards only wanting the best looking girls and most remained virgins since they couldn’t get those girls

Those kind of teenage boys are called “incels”, r23.