Ethel Kennedy hospitalized after a major stroke

Did she pick her nose so deeply that she ruptured a blood vessel in her brain?

Oh god

She must have pushed that finger so far up her nose she hit brain matter!

After thinking how tense and interesting the wake and funeral will be, I have to admit my second thought was "she can't pick her nose anymore."

If Mrs. Kennedy doesn't make it, please don't let RFK Jr. and his hatchback anywhere near the body.

Thoughts and prayers!

I liked Ethel Mertz much better.

She'll die from embarrassment because her son is a Trump supporter

Whoever thought that drunk-ass Joan would outlive all of them?

They all have that weird skin

OMG Ethel is still alive? I lost the plot with that family a while ago and thought she'd died a while back.

Now who here didn't think she was already dead?

Oh well.

With a loser son like RFKJR, I’d also die of embarrassment.

Isn't she 120 years old? All the Kennedys age terribly. Most likely from booze and drugs.

It's that pasty Irish skin which wrinkles like cotton as they get older. So many Irish women have that pasty, wrinkled, dry skin once they hit their 60s - and don't bother doing anything about it with today's advancements in skin care.

Where angels go, trouble follows….

She’s 96.

Yeah, once Ethel passes, Joan is the last one standing from the Camelot era. Caroline's the family matriarch now, right? I assume it's not Victoria, Ted's widow.

Are we sure it’s not brain worms?

Joan is 88 now. Who would've thought she would live this long? She was a falling-down shitfaced drunk for years and years.

Degenerate broodmare. Bye, bitch.

This former falling-down shitfaced drunk for years and years takes issue with your…what was the question?

I thought her background was Polish, R16, unless she got the Irish skin through osmosis?

She was 1/2 and 1/2….

I thought Skakel was a Dutch name, but I googled it and I guess no one really knows what it is. "Possibly Scottish".

Skakel scum

r19 Doesn't Caroline keep her distance from most of the rest of the Kennedy family?

Ethel’s daughters and daughters in law are going to have a cunt off to select the next matriarch.

The next matriarch must compete in each of the following categories:

1.) “Yes Madame”-how many maids can you fire/force to quit in one week? Bonus points for slapping and kicking.

2.) “Cash Only”-each contestant is taken to Tysons Corner Galleria with a minivan full of soiled/worn clothes with receipts. You must return all items to the stores for CASH-NO GIFT CARDS. The contestant who earns the most money wins. Each contestant will get an additional $100/store if she uses the phrase “do you know who I am?” when arguing with a shopbottom.

3.) “Mother of the Year-“ each contestant will write an essay detailing how they have already fucked up their children, and their plans for fucking up their children in the future.

4.) Swimsuit and evening gown competition-because this is America’s royal family. Contestants are judged on poise and body here, not face.

5.) Glug Glug-the winner of this round must drink the most Pouilly-Fuissé in a sitting without vomiting or getting a DUI. Bonus points if contestants can recite The Apostles Creed drunk or throw a Valium or 6 into the mix.

Once the scores are tabulated, a winner will be selected, and she will spend the rest of her life reminding all of us about JFK, RFK and Teddy.

Let the games begin bitches.

I gave her some roadkill.

She drank way more than Joan ever dreamt of.

Poor Joan was driven to drink — which happens if you marry a Kennedy.

Can I have her liquor cabinet things!??

She's dead.

I hope there's a heaven so she & Bobby can be reunited. I remember a Tom Brokaw interview on the 20th anniversary of Bobby's death. She was asked why she never remarried. "I had the best," she said.

She’s going to abuse domestics and secretaries in hell for eternity.

She picked her nose... to DEATH!