SNL 10/5/24

Big 50th season and this is their choice as host? Why is he back and honestly who the fuck is he?

This isn't the 70s where comedians like Carlin and Pryor were king. Wherever they are they're laughing their asses off and not in a "wow you're funny" way.

Oh, I hope there’s a game show sketch. Not.

O see that Bowen must be Lorne’s boy-toy this season.

They're serious about keeping Yang as Vance? This isn't a put a gay guy in the role to irk Vance scenario, this is just bad casting as usual.

Haley Joel Osment's Vance impersonation is much better than Bowen Yang is doing.

Dana Carvey is using too much of George H.W. Bush impersonation in impersonating Biden.

My favorite show parts now are the opening credits and in between segments’ still shots.

Where did they find this fool?

Yang’s Vance is terrible. Amateurish. A missed opportunity.

I like Bargatze but this monologue is tedious.

Me bored.

The band looks so engaged in this monologue. Hope they stay awake.

Did the writing staff quit?

Is Lorne on life-support??

What’s writing this, AI?!

This is shit and I figured they’d mindfully go all-out with the best for the 50th season.

Omigod, enough! I’d rather be in bed!

Holy crap (literally).

Oh joy. An entire sketch in Spanish. Laughs abound. This is exactly like one of those channels I can't pass fast enough in the real world.

JFC, this show fucking sucks!

Marcello Hernandez is an overrated hack like Bowen Yang.

[quote] Omigod, enough! I’d rather be in bed!

Then why aren't you? No one is making you watch it.

You'd think that if you really hated it as much as you claim, you'd just turn it off.

The guy from Coldplay is sitting on a stool. Time for a contemplative song.

Love Coldplay.

I have to mute Coldplay. I can't believe people choose to listen to the sound of boredom.

LOL, Chris Martin doing the swaying bit like they're playing Red Rocks, and the audience is holding up lighters.

So, they replaced an obese "they" with a skinny TikToker who looks like a lesbian.

PLEASE STOP SINGING. PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE KEYBOARDS. PLEASE STOP.

Her song was longer than Coldplay's. That's one way to hold the budget on writer's salaries.

[The guy from Coldplay is sitting on a stool.]

And barefoot. Chris Martin is such a pretentious nimrod.

Those of you who don't like Coldplay need to consciously uncouple form this episode.

I think the show’s production plays too much to identity casting now, and not to clever writing anymore.

Oh, oh—handle your hardons: Looks like he’s still barefoot!

Chris Martin getting freaky deaky in da club!

Turned it off. The energy level is so low it’s like Ambien. They’re also doing something different with the lighting and sound quality this season. The whole thing is wrong.

Sushi Glory Hole? Even Andy Samberg has run out of ideas. Who's his rapping buddy?

r31 I think it's the host of the episode. Nate something

Thanks, R32.

Such wooden cue card reading, while Pinocchio remains unemployed!

Saw dust is more expressive.

I told you it would go downhill without ME.

I never laugh at Yang but I like his Vance.

Weirder still, I think Andy Samberg is sexy AF.

Nate Bargatze...never heard of him.