JLo’s film of Kiss of the Spider Woman might be out by Christmas?

Another bomb.

Speaking of movies that didn't need to be re-made...

Her spiderpussy stinks

Please let it bomb so that her humiliation can be complete and total.

It's not a remake of the movie, r2. Although it's easy to make that mistake.

[quote]Condon’s ‘Kiss of the Spider-Woman,’ which wrapped filming in June, based on Manuel Puig’s 1976 novel, was first released as a film in 1985. Directed by Hector Babenco, it garnered critical acclaim and received four Oscar nominations, including for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Actor, the latter category won by the film’s lead, William Hurt.

Sonia Braga is laughing from somewhere...

Sonia Braga is getting fucked by a bunch of strangers on a bus!

She gives herself so much credit for being mediocre.

This story is indecent and should be banned-the idea…

[quote]There was a research screening of it less than two months after it wrapped

And nothing leaked out about it?

Is it the musical?

Yes, R13, it is. Shot on soundstages in New Jersey and on location in Ecuador. Diego Luna plays the Raul Julia role.

Oops, I meant Uruguay.

r11 - yes.

Ain’t she a bit long in the tooth for this shit?

If this cunt fucks up dear Chita's musical, my hate for her will move from passive to active.

At least Rita Moreno didn't do the movie.

I remember listening to the cast album and only liking the title song I think also known as And the Moon Grows Dimmer.

Here tis the song

The Morphine Tango is a real toe tapper.

A friend of mine worked on it as a townsperson and she said they had to learn the lyrics to “The Day After That” and then filmed in close-ups singing it and still didn’t get an upgrade to a principal contract.

Kiss of the Spider Woman was an awful Broadway musical, and JLo is next to Madonna as far as starring in nothing but shitty flops.

Who on earth is this audience for this crap?

LIZA!

The lead is played by Tonatiuh who has nothing on Google.

Hated the movie-trash.

Let this film be her MAIM.

This is an awful time for her. Between the divorce and the Diddy mess she has a lot on her plate.

I saw Vanessa Williams in the title role on Broadway. Brian Stokes Mitchell was Valentin. Despite the talent involved I don't remember being that impressed.

Expect an announcement this week that it’s coming out by Christmas.

Diego Luna said on The View this past week that he has an awful singing voice so will Valentin’s songs be dubbed?

Just in time for zero Oscar nominations....

Well, I’M gonna LOVE it!

"Anything For Him" is a great song.

I love the melding of Williams, McGillin and Stokes' voices.

How are there no leaked photos or footage of this? Does it really exist?

Which Spider Woman is JLo playing?

Jessica Drew or Julia Carpenter?

Kiss of death?

That's what Lo was missing, spiders. Do they crawl from her ears or out of her ass?

R32 Yes. It really exists. The guy who plays Molina had some photos on his Instagram when filming and recording wrapped in NY. I believe they then went to Uruguay for awhile to shoot other scenes. I remember seeing a photo indicating John Kander was present for the recordings.

JLo had this to say about the film in May:

She demands attention ALWAYS. Ben found it exhausting.

That pulled back hairstyle does her no favors.

[quote] The guy who plays Molina had some photos on his Instagram ...

I couldn't think of what his name was, but he goes by "Tonatiuh." Here's one of his photos with John Kander (now 97).

Tonatiuh is a cutie.

Give it a rest, JLo. We're just not that into you.

If they're slamming this film out, there's strong odds it will not be that great.

[quote]That pulled back hairstyle does her no favors.

It's a shame to do all that and keep that hairdo.

Why, would they remake this? It'll never match or even come close to the original. Especially with her involved.

R44 It's not really a re-make. I don't believe anyone's ever filmed an adaptation of the 1993 Broadway musical written by John Kander and Fred Ebb.

Oh god nobody wants to see this scat