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Andy Griffith for Ritz cracker

He says it's a good cracker. Good cracker .

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by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2024 7:29 PM

Teafake, how are you sober this early?

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2024 1:28 PM

I liked that. It's like the commercials Loretta Lynn did for Crisco that I enjoy watching from time to time when I've had a bad day.

by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2024 1:28 PM

Also I think I'll probably annoy my coworkers all week because I'm just going to keep sayong have you tried that on a crisp Ritz cracker.

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2024 1:29 PM

I'd like Andy's spunk on a crisp Ritz cracker.

by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2024 1:29 PM

I wonder if Andy and Lauren Bacall had cracker and coffee dates?! "Mmm... mmm, good cracker!" "MMMM-mmm, deep brewed flavah!"

by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2024 1:50 PM

Holy crap on a cracker, thanks for remembering Andy, OPie.

by Anonymousreply 6October 5, 2024 2:06 PM

R5 Then June Allyson stops by.

“Hi, Andy and Lauren! How are you toni…uh oh.”

by Anonymousreply 7October 5, 2024 2:15 PM

SANKA IS REAL COFFEE!

by Anonymousreply 8October 5, 2024 2:18 PM

I can totally see Andy handcuffing Lauren to the bed.

by Anonymousreply 9October 5, 2024 6:16 PM

...with special guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro!

by Anonymousreply 10October 5, 2024 6:48 PM

"Wheeze...".

by Anonymousreply 11October 5, 2024 6:57 PM

Martha Raye for Polident. The Big Mouth is now The Fresh Mouth!

by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2024 7:29 PM
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