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How many trannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Two to secure funding from gay white men for a new lightbulb. Two to find some lesbians to bring over a ladder and change the bulb. And two to tell the news media that the lightbulb was invented by trans women of color.

by Anonymousreply 13October 5, 2024 8:16 PM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2024 4:54 AM

Keep your day job.

by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2024 5:03 AM

And?

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2024 5:06 AM

What day job?

by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2024 5:07 AM

No one has yet to mention the fact these brave young junkies did indeed change all of the old bulbs in the lighting fixtures during the Stonewall Riots. Then like true heroines (on heroin) they slept it off on the pool table while all hell broke loose around their tired yet triumphant (and modified) bodies.

by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2024 5:18 AM

Such a waste, OP. Lightbulb jokes used to be funny... I'm sure we can do better than that...

How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They've changed already.

How many trans people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That depends. Have they had bottom surgery?

How many trans people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One -but they can't do it until they secure a sponsorship deal from their lightbulb company in exchange for a full episode on their social media channel.

by Anonymousreply 6October 5, 2024 5:26 AM

Literal violence!

Do better!

by Anonymousreply 7October 5, 2024 5:45 AM

Sadly, it's not funny. A question to the elder demographic here: Remember when we told each other jokes somewhere back in the 90s and actually laughed? Were the jokes better, or were we just being more grateful?

by Anonymousreply 8October 5, 2024 8:56 AM

We weren't triggered by everything on earth, R8.

by Anonymousreply 9October 5, 2024 4:31 PM

There's a deranged madman who wants to abolish the US Constitution to establish a dictatorship of one here in the United States, but Opie is concerned with trannies.

What a fucking jack ass you are. Nothing like fiddling while Rome burns.

by Anonymousreply 10October 5, 2024 4:56 PM

I have time for tranny jokes.

by Anonymousreply 11October 5, 2024 5:50 PM

How many trannies does it take to run a DL thread off the rails?

Only one......

by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2024 6:23 PM

Think about Shelby and Dolly before you post

by Anonymousreply 13October 5, 2024 8:16 PM
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