People are getting salmon sperm injected into their faces. Why?

I’ve been copping loads of jizz to the face for years. That’s why look 10 years younger than my real age.

Whores should just get the sperm squirted on their faces

Is there anything they won’t inject into their faces.

What happened to good old fashioned bukkake parties?

Why? Because fools and their money are easily separated.

They'll never be raving beauties, give it up.

I’ve never understood the pursuit of fame, but it must be a great drug for the ones who get it, except that if all you ever had to offer was your looks and your hunger, and they were enough to get you there but now the looks are fading and you’re feeling age closing in, the fact that you’re a vacuous moron becomes inescapably obvious and the hunger you used to rely on now only worsens your situation.

Redondant...