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How not to market a movie

Who the fuck is Jack O’Malley? Why would people care who he is? Why is he wearing sunglasses in the snow?

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by Anonymousreply 25October 5, 2024 10:24 AM

OP you do realize that wearing sunglasses has nothing to do with the temperature but with brightness, don’t you? Jeez! How embarrassing!

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2024 12:10 AM

OP. You should wear sunglasses in the snow when it's sunny. Huge fail.

by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2024 12:26 AM

R1 but it’s not bright outside. It’s overcast.

Also the lack of bright highlights and preponderance of midtones would suggest overcast, diffused light.

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2024 12:28 AM

R2 where is the sun in the picture?

by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2024 12:29 AM

The trailer is so terrible. This is ridiculous even by Hollywood's lax standards for blockbusters or whatever this is supposed to be.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2024 12:32 AM

Hi I’m R1 and R2! The light is so blinding in this snow!

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by Anonymousreply 6October 5, 2024 12:35 AM

R5 it actually looks kinda cute for the holidays

by Anonymousreply 7October 5, 2024 12:38 AM

Teacake thread.

by Anonymousreply 8October 5, 2024 12:39 AM

Does he like to kick, and stretch and KICK?

by Anonymousreply 9October 5, 2024 1:00 AM

OP you do realize there can be a bright sunny day after a snowstorm right?

by Anonymousreply 10October 5, 2024 1:15 AM

I saw a preview for this when I went to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

It looks awful

by Anonymousreply 11October 5, 2024 1:17 AM

I'm sorry that OP has apparently never heard of snow blindness. It can occur even in cloudy conditions. This may well be a shitty movie, but I wouldn't not see it because of sun glasses worn in the snow.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2024 3:04 AM

OP, just give it up now. Abandon this thread, and then, abandon this site.

by Anonymousreply 13October 5, 2024 3:10 AM

[quote] I'm sorry that OP has apparently never heard of snow blindness

I am from Chicago. I have dealt with more snow than you.

Menluvinguy why do I imagine you mincing around the mountaintop in your ski gear like this?

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by Anonymousreply 14October 5, 2024 3:12 AM

I wear my sunglasses in snow

So I can

So I can

Piss off fucking dumb-ass OP

by Anonymousreply 15October 5, 2024 3:20 AM

OP, the average annual snowfall in Chicago is 36 inches. In my town, the average is 44 inches. I hate it when grown men compare inches, but you forced the issue....

by Anonymousreply 16October 5, 2024 3:27 AM

Technically, he’s not wearing sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 17October 5, 2024 3:51 AM

Get a load of R14. And I don’t mean that dirty.

by Anonymousreply 18October 5, 2024 3:51 AM

R8 Nope faggot. Imma teach your ass to learn to stop being obsessed with me.

by Anonymousreply 19October 5, 2024 3:56 AM

The Rock’s Hollywood career is now dead

by Anonymousreply 20October 5, 2024 4:14 AM

[quote]Why is he wearing sunglasses in the snow?

OP has obviously never been around snow in his life and is clearly cheap trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 21October 5, 2024 5:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2024 9:36 AM

January 1st, 10:00am, leaving a dark bar and stepping into a landscape that consisted only of sunshine saturating a blanket of snow.

Still half-drunk.

No sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 23October 5, 2024 9:51 AM

R20 Doesn't matter. He has more than GOD.

by Anonymousreply 24October 5, 2024 10:23 AM

^^Money^^

by Anonymousreply 25October 5, 2024 10:24 AM
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