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Mario was in this country illegally

He actually thought he was among friends while sitting in a dark movie theater filled with total strangers. I’m sorry but that’s pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2024 11:36 PM

I didn’t shed one tear when he was deported back to Cuba or wherever the hell he was supposed to be from.

by Anonymousreply 1October 2, 2024 8:13 PM

This thread is so fucking hilarious! I just spit out my crystal light!

by Anonymousreply 2October 2, 2024 8:15 PM

Dorothy sucked his ass which really raised red flags in my eyes. She was supposed to be his teacher not his wife!

by Anonymousreply 3October 2, 2024 8:19 PM

The way Dorothy pronounced his name was so grating.

by Anonymousreply 4October 2, 2024 9:03 PM

I never trusted him or his brother Luigi.

by Anonymousreply 5October 2, 2024 9:08 PM

What substitute teacher goes out in the evening looking for a Cuban teenaged boy?

by Anonymousreply 6October 2, 2024 9:21 PM

And, they were reckless drivers too!!

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2024 10:33 PM

R5 they didn’t have drivers licenses you don’t know Mario Lopez from Golden Girls 1987

by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2024 11:01 PM

I don't care if Mario was here illegally, he was the king of chintz and I miss him dearly.

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2024 11:36 PM
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