Dan Snow, the History Guy

Listened to his Noble Blood podcast interview about his new Henry V biography the other day.

Another hottie historian is Dan Jones, even though he's also obsessed with his self-image like Snow. Here are the two talking to each other and – I choose to believe – possibly fucking like rabbits afterwards.

If Dan Snow is the daddy top pounding Dan Jones then I'm here for it, R1! LOL

Talks about his nuts

💦

I'd love to be spitroasted by the pair of them

He’s married to on if the sisters of the fabulously wealthy Duke of Westminster. He was also Captain of the Oxford Rowing team, which is a big thing amongst the British upper class.

R3 he should have done that video nude. For scientific veracity..

R6 I concur!

*faints*

Fuck he looks good here. I want his uncut slab in my mouth.

he aight

Dear Lord, he's plugging this new book of his like there's no tomorrow – I refresh my feed and he's on two other podcasts I listen to, Tides of History and The Medieval Podcast. Honestly, Helen Castor's dual biography of Richard II and Henry IV, which comes out in two weeks, sounds much more interesting. Henry V has been done to death by now.

Too thin.

I love his series where he explores castles.

Ugh.

Lookee me! Lookee me! Lookee me! Lookee me?Lookee me!!!!!!

He has an interest in History Hit, a Netflix for history documentaries. Because of that, I’m sure he has more sway than anyone other than Lucy Worley in that world.

I've been lusting after him for years now. Definitely one of those guys who is wild in the bedroom...

He is a product of the English public schools, so he’s almost certainly kinky with a taste for BDSM.

He look he has a long skinny dick and low hangers. He was a rower at Oxford, so there must be VPL pics, if they wear the traditional modern gear.

Who’s his wife?

R18: Lady a Louise Grosvenor was born at Eaton Hall, Cheshire, on 4 November 1981.[2] She is the daughter of the 6th Duke of Westminster and Natalia Ayesha Phillips.[3] Through her mother, she is descended from the Romanov imperial family of Russia and the Russian writer Alexander Pushkin, as well as from the latter's great-grandfather – African tribal chief turned Russian nobleman Abram Petrovich Hannibal.[4] Grosvenor's godmother was Diana, Princess of Wales.[5]

She is active in prison reform.

Clearly he knows his audience.....with the angle of this camera looking up

I really want to tongue his balls for hours.

I thought Josh Bernstein from the archaeology show already wrecked your hole OP.

*googles name R22 mentions*

Eh, he's kinda cute, but nothing like daddy Dan.

I am, R18.

He has no ass. He’s very self-satisfied. And his farts smell like Shepherd’s Pie and blood pudding.

Nepo Baby. He doesn’t even have a graduate degree, so I think calling him a historian is rather generous. He’s a TV presenter.

Josh Bernstein was famous for his feet.

For R18, since R9 mentioned her but didn't provide a link.

I prefer Dan Jones

R28, I assume you’re referring to me. I didn’t include a link because there is nothing really interesting about her other than who her brother and husband are.

What? Josh Bernstein is gorgeous and IMO much more so than Snow N0BUTT.

Typical Bernstein show