Real Housewives of New York City: Season 15

The shark was jumped once Leah and Eboni were cast.

Meh. But, I gotta say, so far I'm loving the new dyke and her partner. Jenna, please keep your glasses on because you look 20 years older without them. Sai is still thirsty. And, let's face it, Brynn is a call girl. Rebecca looks and sounds like a brunette Erin.

It’s annoying how much of the drama from this show stems from off camera conversations. Also, filming seems to have lasted for only 3 months, which isn’t very long. I hope it’s not padded with a lot of filler to drag the season out.

Brynn during an argument with Ubah: YOU MODEL FOR DRESS BARN! I wonder if Erin's hubby fucked around on her.

Where did Brynn get the $$ to move to Gramercy Park?

Brynn, were you not a thot on a yacht?

R3. I thought all of these shows shoot for 3 months and the length of the season depends on how much drama unfolds in those 3 months.

I said it last season. Brynn isn't a hooker, but she never pays for a meal or jewelry. Maybe rent too?

SEX WORK IS WORK!

What's funny is that the Jeff Lewis conversation was pretty innocuous and at worst implied she was a sugar baby. But seeing Brynn's reaction I now totally think she's an escort.

I don't believe any of these women would be friends with Brynn.

This cast just doesn’t work for me. I don’t get it at all, and I’m a New Yorker who travels in similar circles.

What made the first cast so great was they were either friends or acquaintances. BF was the newbie and we saw these women through her eyes (the outsider). The new cast was thrown together for the show. Huge difference.

I know at least four people who made it to the final rounds of auditions. Three of the four pulled out either due to low pay or fear of putting their family through it. Which I think is the problem: the more interesting candidates would never do a show like this.

I don't believe a word that comes out of Brynn's mouth. She's been repeatedly accused of twisting what people have said to stir up drama, which is exactly why Lizzy Savetsky exited after only a few weeks of filming last season.

Agreed about Brynn. But Lizzy Savetsky is a Trump supporter and a bit of a propagandist herself.

Shocked that Sai is an influencer. She's not that attractive and her personality is grating AF.

Funny I really don't like any of them but Brynn and Jenna.

Sai is having her redemption season. She admitted that she watched season one and realized she was a huge bitch so now she's toning it down. Jenna said on WWHL that she's done a complete 180. We'll see about that.

Erin is so basic. There is nothing entertaining or interesting about her.

Funny that Brynn was being accused of being the hooker. I thought Ubah was the high class escort.

Ubah models for Dress Barn.

I thought Jenna said she wasn't returning to the show after last season, but here she is again, showing us what horrible taste and style she has.

She looked ridiculous in that pink bag she was wearing.

Jenna looked like shit. Her makeup made her look like a cadaver.

With her blowjob lips and constant flirting, no wonder Brynn is mistaken for a hooker

Jessel is still as phony as ever, and it's clear her husband can't stand her. She's just too fame hungry to notice and/or care.

And what's the source of Erin's marital woes? I'm guessing hubby fucked around on her. I don't blame him. She's annoying as hell.

Erin is a MAGA fuckhead, isn't she?

R23 I don't think it's a mistake.

Jenna said on WWHL that she decided to come back because they cast Raquel and she loves Raquel. Jenna looks better in tailored clothing with her hair pulled back and in full makeup. She looks ridiculous in girly clothing.

I saw Ubah walking in Chelsea. She’s very tall with a tiny head. It’s hard to imagine her as any kind of successful model. She looks like a giraffe.

Jessel's husband DOES look like Dory.

R28 She's not very attractive. Yes, she has model height, but her face looks like a chipmunk.

Obviously, she's not that successful, based on the shots of her tiny, tiny apartment last season.

Has Ubah given up on her hot sauce?

That new dyke is going to be annoying as hell.

^Her "modeling" shots were ghastly.

Surprised I was able to sit through the first episode. Perhaps my low expectations based on the dull previous season will serve me well.

The whole episode was just “I didn’t say that” “she said you said that” “I was joking” “I don’t remember” “I’m a lesbian” “I’m from New York”

Brynn’s brother is cute, though. Gay?

Jessel made one mildly amusing comment last season. Now she thinks everything that comes out of her mouth is clever. It isn't. She's very provincial, knows little about NYC and living there.

Brynn is too old for the babydoll persona she's projecting.

Brynn is rough looking

Every single one of the women seem like pretenders. Even Jenna. They all seem like they are playing the role of being a Real Housewife rather than just being themselves.

Tonites episode was a dud. Erin said on WWHL that her father died two weeks ago.

Jenna was on WWHL last week and was truly obnoxious.

I miss Ramona, Lu & Sonja.

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

R41 = Ramona, Luann, and Sonja.

Honey, they're all in their 60s.

Way too old for this show.

Brynn's apt is not that much. I can get a 2200 a-month apartment just as nice. Sai is a fucking bitch and typical influencer. I have heard tell of her in NYC where she has asked for free things because of who she is BEFORE she got on RHONYC. Now she is even worse. Erin is a MAGAt. Ubah is Channel Ian from Dubai's cousin, so she follows the same playbook. Rebecca Minkoff might be the key if the go on the Scientology story.

Rebecca comes off like a real person and not an actor following a script. The women just aren't jelling and the storylines aren't working. Jenna's quirkiness isn't as endearing this season. She should have quit after season 1. Sai is trying to redeem herself after last season but she still comes off like a bitch. At least Jessell and Pavet are amusing with their clueless behavior.

How much do you think Raquel's apartment is? We didn't see a ton of it but what we did see looked like every generic high rise in Manhattan to me.

R45. The gf is clearly the breadwinner. And, yes, very generic apartment. I expected WV or EV.

I know changes had to be made, but I would pay cash money to see a drunk Sonja march into this group and just take them down one by one. I imagine her patience with Sai and Erin would be short-lived.

This group is just too media-conscious and camera-ready.

Is the new Minkoff chick related to Dark Crystal? Or her husband rather...

I still get a laugh out of Brynn having taken Jessels phone to 'sext' Pavit,

J: I'm wet...

P: I definitely think you should get a towel...

How long til it comes out that Abe and Erin are actually broke?

[quote] I would pay cash money to see a drunk Sonja march into this group and just take them down one by one.

"Sai you touched the Morgan letters! Eff you!"

Dorinda would wipe them all out. Except she's on pause.

R51 Clip!

What about me?

R53 Go back to Quogue, hatchet face!

The way that Jenna interacts with her son is … off.

I don’t think Jenna has a maternal bone in her body. I wonder what the story is with their relationship.

Their body language suggests two people who only barely know each other.

I’m enjoying watching Sai try to turn it around after the negative reaction she received last season. She is buddying up to Jessel now because she needs an ally.

Sai is the biggest asshole housewife in the history of the show.

I give Sai credit for at least realizing how badly she came off last year and starting therapy. There's very little hope of any meaningful change, though, as long as she stays on this show.

Jenna's son seems like a happy kid who likes being around his mom. He was very affectionate with Jenna and her friends in last night's episode. Jenna is socially awkward but it's clear she adores him.

[quote] I don’t think Jenna has a maternal bone in her body. I wonder what the story is with their relationship.

Jenna did everything in her life that she "thought" she was expected to do.

She got married, had a kid, etc.

The problem is that maybe that's not what she wanted.

Jenna wanted a career, and she also realized late in life that she's a lesbian. That's where the term "LILL" came from. Late in life lesbian.

I don't blame her for that.

She's 56 years old and grew up during a time when girls did what they were expected to do.

Now she's middle-aged, and she's doing what she WANTS to do.

So if she's not "maternal," that's the reason for it I don't think she wanted to be a mom in the first place.

That said, I can tell she loves her son. And he loves her.

R59 She was born in 1968, so she grew up in the 1970s and 80s, the era of women's liberation, Ms. Magazine, and the ERA. Hardly the time when "girls did what they were expected to do."

Face it. She's just an oddball.

Is no one going to talk about Jenny McCarthy's Trilogy of Terror teeth on WWHL?

Thank you for saying that, r60. If anything, women were far more liberated in the '70s and '80s than they are now. Imagine "trad wives" being a thing in the disco era! No way.

Jenna was a child in the 1970s. (2-12 years old)

She wasn't a "liberated woman."

I think some of you are over-estimating what the 1970s and 1980s were really like.

I'm guessing you weren't alive during that time.

Brynn's jaw is very strange. From certain angles, she looks like the mother Alien.

Brynn is a WHORE.

R63 Yeah, I was alive during that time. I'm about the same age as Jenna, and I remember it all.

Jenna would have been 10 years old in the late 1970s.

[quote]Sai is the biggest asshole housewife in the history of the show.

Thank you beloved.

Someone like Ramona or Dorinda could have had a field day with Sai.

I wonder what Eboni would have done with this group. Gone after Jenna for the lack of diversity in the JCrew catalog? Attacked Jessel for the UK’s history of colonialism? Hit on Abe to try to finally land a wealthy Jewish husband?

Ubah would have kicked Eboni in her cuntbone.

Did Eboni ever find her father?

R71. I hope not (for his sake).

After episode two, I officially hate Erin.

The Mommy-Disciplining-Her-Naughty-Child verbal bitch-slapping of Abe was way, way over the top. "You still have to prove yourself."

Bitch, STFU.

Why are cunts like Erin always married to sweet guys like Abe?

R74 Abe may be cute, but he's shady.

Sounds like he and Erin are in some big financial trouble and he's desperately trying to rob Peter to pay Paul.

This marriage won't last.

R75. That's what happens when you live beyond your means.

I can totally see them being in a Brandon and Candice Miller type situation. It’s far more common in NYC than people realize, especially in certain circles. There is such a pressure to keep up appearances. I’m surprised Erin acknowledged any debt or mortgage whatsoever, which makes me think there might be a lot more of it than she let on.

I’m guessing their move to a new apt was for financial reasons and that Erin’s HW salary is probably seriously keeping them afloat. Erin’s dad passing away might end actually up giving them a financial life line.

Jenna had better pay her back for that Uber! Erin needs the money.

I wanna know the name of the famous person Erin was flying around in helicopters with 13 years ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was that orange asshole Trump.

Jessel is such a clownish "try hard."

She's desperate for fame and celebrity, but is so blatant in her pursuit of it, everyone must see her as a joke.

Jessel and Pavit are the Alex and Simon of this iteration.

R82 Although I get the feeling that Pavit isn't really into this RHONY bullshit the way Simon was.

Pavit flew to Vietnam supposedly to eat a sandwich. He's thirsty just like Jessel.

R84 He's just anxious to get away from that bitch he's married to.

Erin looked awful on WWHL. I can't tell if it was just bad makeup or if she's had some bad face work done.

Jake Shears, on the other hand, looked cute as a button.

Brynn's cuntery to Erin at their meeting in her apartment was why I watch this shit.

Wow, everybody really IS over RHONY!

Erin's Hamptons house is in desperate need of a new roof.

Abe should've taken the bitcoin money and spent it on that.

God, I hate Erin. I’ve never seen such a basic bitch “New Yorker.”

They're boring. Their lives are boring, their fake arguments are boring and their husbands are boring. Not so with the originals who were unhinged and entertaining.

The show doesn’t work. It is the worst casting of any Housewives franchise, and I’m including the one season of DC.

I’m also convinced Bravo has paid podcasters to pretend to like it. I listen to two different Bravo podcasts where I’d expect the hosts to crucify, and on both, they instead act like it is a laugh fest with engaging women.

R92 Nothing about this show feels authentic - the friendships, the "conflicts," the actual cast members.

Although every woman on the show is annoying, the one who bothers me the most is Jessel. She's so over-the-top thirsty, phony, and transparent.

Ubah was so boring last season, she's trying very hard to make her presence known this season, but she just comes across as stupid.

And man, I really noticed the beginnings of jowls on her in the scene in the kitchen where she had very little makeup on. When she gets old, she's gonna look like Miss Jane Pittman.

Ubah is awful and already very annoying this season. Does anyone even like he besides Sai (who clearly adopted her as an ally for this season after Sai’s disastrous intro last season). I always imagine that “Mr. Connecticut” is a ghost or a figment of her imagination and her weird reactions about him are really her anxieties at having to produce him in real life.

I hate Sai but thought there were several moments in the last episode where I was agreeing with her, particularly about how the new dyke was interpreting those texts about driving to the Hamptons. Like, no, sweetie. You invented that whole craft.

Jessel is so ridiculous in her thirst that she mostly just amuses me. I can never be repelled by her. I think her husband’s personality can be fun.

Why is there a $cientologist on this show now? Those people deserved permanent public shunning.

I’m not feeling Jenna this season so far.

Erin is bitch and I think there are things lurking under the surface of her marriage. I think this “you’re poor” accusation might be a projection coming from her.

The old gang of NY Housewives would eat these bitches alive.

These shows work better when the women have friendships or are related within the group. These bitches were just thrown together. Even Jenna is unlikable this season. If the ratings tank it won't be back.

This is the first case where I don’t even care whether I “like” them or not. Instead, I just don’t care about any of them. The show hasn’t given me any reason to care. I haven’t found any compelling reason to care about their lives.

Yeah same, r98..I don’t love or hate any of them..it’s just “meh”..

I was really into Jenna’s vibe last season, but so far this season she’s a snooze.

I didn't bother watching last night. I'm over it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

To be fair, I did find last night’s episode slightly better. Just getting them out doing something (tennis) was a nice change. But I still just don’t give a shit.

Also, when they make little quips (Jessel said something sexual while cooking) they feel so lame and forced. They all feel strangely asexual. Like teenagers pretending to be provocative.

R102. I don't play singles, Jill!

Pineapple!

Is Ubah retarded? What is she even saying half the time? This episode was awful. And Erin’s house is ugly and plain. Not flair or style whatsoever.

I did enjoy Ubah being forced to like her guts out.

This episode was a bit better.

Either Ubah is mentally unbalanced or she just wants more camera time this season.

She comes flitting into the kitchen and hugs Brynn, then seconds later, she's screaming at her, unprovoked. She's not stable.

Sorry for the typos.

*No flair

*puke (not like)

I wonder why they’re leaving in so many of the wall-breaking comments. Like Brynn‘s comment to Rebecca about fighting back. You have to imagine that many of these cast members have given similar advice to newbies, or just talked about production in general, but it usually gets edited out. It’s almost like they’re trying to do a meta thing with this cast, but it’s not working for me. The problem to begin with is that they’re all too aware of their public image. This talk about being on camera or not just makes it more obvious they are on the show to get famous. The show works better when “the show” is not the focus.

This episode also highlighted another reason this show isn’t working. When they went shopping, they chose to go to Amber Waves Farm. Just like in episode one they made a big stink about wanting to go to Casa Cipriani and Ubah made a separate fuss about wanting to go specifically to Provisions. For the unacquainted, these are all super trendy places among influencer types. But we all know that being trendy influencer types is the one virtue these women all hold dear. If they wanted to create a more interesting choice, they would go to a regular supermarket and more low-key places to highlight the differences or to make them seem real despite their.lifestyles. But they’re all too obnoxiously obsessed with trendiness in a very high school sort of way. Much moreso than the other casts.

Whatever happened to “Ubah Hot” sauce?

[quote] But they’re all too obnoxiously obsessed with trendiness in a very high school sort of way.

I would say this is the one thing this cast has in common with the original cast. Alex and Simon were massive social climbers and Ramona looked down on them for living in Brooklyn. Luann was the biggest phony alive when the show started—remember when she was upset that Bethenny introduced her to a driver by her first name?

But I would argue there’s a difference between social climbing and what these women are/do, R112. It’s similar but it’s less about society and more about social media. It’s more about wanting to seem “cool” in a very childish way rather than cosmopolitan in the adult way certain New Yorkers have always sought out.

Bravo just announced RHOBH will be premiering its new season in a few weeks and airing immediately before RHONY. I have to imagine this is Bravo’s desperate attempt to draw eyeballs to a sagging RHONY.

R111 It wasn't that hot, apparently.

All this cast needs is a dpse of Jill Zarin!!

You joke, R116 but I won’t be surprised if at some point they dump half this cast and replace them with Lu, Ramona, and Sonja.

Everything about this group seems so forced, especially the "Never Have I Ever" game. It's like the producers said, "Damn, these women are boring. Let's make 'em play this game and see if we can get something interesting going here."

R117. I'm available

R119 Is she seriously calling herself a "judge" these days?

R120 she hosts a televised legal show as a "judge."

R121 Bwa ha ha!

Bitch is delusional.

If the producers had leaned into a comedy edit with Eboni, I’d probably be a fan. She’s such a hilariously self-impressed blowhard, she could have become a millennial Countess Luann.

Take for instance her interview announcing her pregnancy in People Magazine - these are actual quotes! It practically screams out for a Golden Girls-style take down:

Eboni: “I felt compelled to share this forward to the next generation — not just through mentorship, but through creating my own progeny and cementing my own legacy in this very unique way that only motherhood could offer.”

Dorothy translating for Rose: “She bought some sperm on the internet.”

Eboni: "It just started getting crystallized for me that I was not only going to be all right just in my own individual state but also that God was blessing me with a tremendous abundance of love and resources.”

Dorothy: “She got it half off.”

[quote]Whatever happened to “Ubah Hot” sauce?

She drank all of it.

Jesus Christ Eboni comes off as an even bigger asshole in that People interview than she did on RHONY. And that's no small feat.

I wonder if Eboni's mom ever whistled down the list as to her biological father is. On the show, I think three were tested and all were negatives.

Not a single comment about last night’s show. This cast failed to launch.

R127. Another tacky party that looked like it was held at a venue in Astoria. Erin is turning into Jill Zarin. Needy. Abe looked cute. Rebecca is a total washout and they all seem annoyed by her. Is the season over yet?

I can’t follow the thread of anything. Why did Erin all of a sudden hate Jenna? I have watched every episode and I truly had no clue.

Erin’s beef with Jenna made no sense and neither did the way she handled it. It felt completely contrived and like Erin was just searching for a storyline.

Jenna is hard to look at. I just don't see the fashion icon I was promised.

r93 Which podcasts? Please name names. It's okay, this is a safe space.

R131 She's the Sutton Stracke of the NYC housewives.

A woman with no taste or style who works in fashion.

I agree, R131. I’m not getting the fuss

Is Brynn still a hooker?

With her big head and weird face, Erin looks like a chess piece. The knight.

R136 That's multi-racial hooker to you, bitch.

These women are neither aspirational nor funny nor captivating in a “love to hate” sort of way. They’re also not really friends/family. Without any of those things,, what’s the point of the show?

Rebecca Minkoff is so fucking sinister looking. Some shots of her are a jump-scare. Hovering in corners like a black vulture.

New RHONY feels much more like a Selling Sunset than it does a Housewives franchise. Salt Lake City has become meta housewives good, but this is meta housewives zzzzzzz.

Honestly, I would have pitched that the second season pivot to being about them “working together” at some sort of Potemkin-Village-for-TV PR agency with Jenna Lyons as the Lisa Vanderpump-type boss.

Sonja just bought a place in West Palm Beach. Isn’t that where Lu was really living the last few seasons of RHONY? How long until we’re subjected to the Real Housewives of West Palm Beach?

Ramona spends a lot of time in Palm Beach. Jules and Tinsley live down there too.

R133. Sutton's "fashion boutique" is only open during filming. Much like Kyle's now shuttered store with Alene Too or whatever the fuck that was.

Ramona bought a place in West Palm Beach a couple of years ago. She still has her bird shit white McMansion in the Hamptons and a rental in Manhattan.

Jill is in Boca. So is Jules - or at least was until her cocainey marriage broke up. I doubt she got enough scratch out of her tiny ex husband to set up in Palm Beach proper.

Luann has her somewhat disappointingly tasteful place in Sag Harbor as her primary residence and an enjoyable tacky rental in the city that was the subject of a DL thread back in the spring. I would be surprised if she could keep a place going in Florida on top of that. Dorinda similarly lives mostly in her Berkshires Clue Mansion and has a rental in the city.

Tinsley’s mom still has her condo in actual Palm Beach, but Tinsley now lives in Augusta with her new husband and her stepkids.

I’m most surprised that Bethenny hasn’t moved to Florida, but I think her manic self-conception du jour is Hamptons social historian and grocery store banshee.

r144 How much do you think LuAnn brings in with her cabaret? Surprisingly, she is still touring decent sized venues, including dates in the UK.

I doubt the cabaret thing throws off big money, but it’s hilarious and touching to watch a 60 year old former trophy wife having so much fun doing something she so obviously loves despite a complete lack of natural talent.

I give Luann full credit for determination, resilience and an ability to put a team of savvy gays around her and listen to their advice.

She’s also played it the smartest with Bravo/NBC and is still obviously considered in good standing by the network since they keep putting her in the housewives spinoffs. She really is made for TV.

^LuAnn is very fun, I'll give her that.

Lu seems to have gone through the biggest transformation since we were introduced to the stuck up Countess in season one. She's been humbled and, in the process, become so much more likeable. Plus she's actually gotten more attractive and her body is insane.

I thought it was fascinating watching all the Ultimate Girls Trips paying particular attention to the RHONY gals.

The first one was so obviously about Ramona and her fatal flaw - that she can’t seem to help being a deeply weird and childishly selfish person and how that has really alienated her and left her very lonely.

The second one was gangbusters on every front, but goddamn if Dorinda’s complete inability to face the ugly truth about how substance use and rage governs her life didn’t steal the whole show. Honorable character study mention though to Jill for calling her horrible mother on camera to tattle about how the other girls were being mean to her (and then providing production with photos of the girls who were mean to her at actual summer camp in 1977 so she could whine about them too before her canoeing excursion!)

The last one with just the RHONY women: forever horse girl Kelly Bensimon obviously spooked that if she didn’t clear all the fences on the trip that she’d be taken behind the barn and shot and a clearly miserable Sonja unable to put over her usual blousy vacation antics and dreading having to go back to sleeping on her sister’s couch when the trip was over.

But god bless her, give Luann a carton of cigs, a drag wig and a hunky service worker to put the moves on and she has a grand old time wherever she goes.

Lu was also the true star of Crappy Lake.

Oh yeah, having to babysit Sonja in a town full of unfuckable meth heads, and she was still gamely catching catfish with her bare hands and eating fried testicles. But completely serious about getting a variety show up and on its feet! PLACES PEOPLE!

I loved when Lu told that judgmental frau Heather off on their vacation. Freshly fucked and hung over, she was in no mood for some hysterical housewife.

Eggs a la francais.

R152, it’s especially funny now as Luann getting her pipes cleared by some not quite divorced guy in the Caribbean is positively wholesome next to what Heather’s boss/hero Puff Daddy and Carole’s gal pal Ghislaine Maxwell were getting up to.

The fact that this thread has become all about the OG NY gals says it all.

I'm available

[quote] Lu seems to have gone through the biggest transformation since we were introduced to the stuck up Countess in season one.

Agreed. It’s hilarious trying to imagine what season 1 Luann would think of Luann now.

Did anyone else sleep through last night's episode?

Bravo needs to recast this mess. It's simply too boring.

The fact that they would air a new episode opposite election coverage almost feels like they’re burning off episodes.

These women have ZERO chemistry as a group.

I loathe Jessel. Although all the housewives are phonies, she is the phoniest of the phonies. Every single move she makes, every word she utters is done for the cameras. You can practically see her looking to the side and saying, "Is this how I should walk? Am I smiling the right way? Am I showing the correct amount of faux emotion?"

And her stupid fucking multiple clothes changes at her stupid fucking Clueless party was beyond embarrassing.

It seems like all these bitches do is throw parties for themselves.

This season is so contrived and forced.

Pull the plug on this franchise.

Not only does this reboot suck but it increases the chances Bravo will be too scared to reboot NJ and foist that asshole Teresa on us again.

I wish someone who foist Joe Gorga's asshole on me right now.

Jessel looks gorgeous this season. She also seems miserable.

Jessel is a robot. A very pretty robot.

R166, Jessel's husband has obviously checked-out of the marriage. He stays because it is cheaper to keep her (esp. since his wallet is closed now) and she is a convenient trophy when needed.

Based on the end of this week's episode, I gather Rebecca and Erin concocted the pregnancy story as a prank. Even they must realize how boring this show is if they're stooping to these kinds of antics.

It's too blatantly fake to be fun.

I seriously doubt there will be a third season. This reboot has been a major flop and, if they cancelled Dubai I doubt they'll keep this one around.

I think they'll give it one more go but with major retooling--namely dumping half the cast and bringing back Lu, Sonja, and Ramona. Can you imagine Sai trying to bitch out Ramona? Or Jessel trying to impress the Countess?

I think Brynn and Jessel have hung out with the original ladies on multiple occasions.

I didn’t know they cancelled Dubai, but I’m not surprised. I watched the first few episodes of the new season and realized that I just couldn’t be bothered to watch it any longer.

Dubai isn’t canceled. It’s ON PAUSE!

Is this thing even still running? Or is anybody still watching?

The only thing I like about this series is the relationship between Mel and Abe. I actually love both of them (more than any of the housewives). They should just ditch the rest of the season and focus exclusively on them.

Love that Abe was bi-curious in college.

Sai was on WWHL after the show and they were talking about how boring and basic Erin’s style is.

How many episodes til the Puerto Rico trip? The fact that all of the "still to come" was scenes from that trip makes me think it's gonna be a whole lot more filler until then.

Can you imagine the OG bitches faking a storyline?

You could get content for 2-3 episodes just showing Ramona ordering staff around or showing Lu in heat on the prowl at The Regency.

^You could have a whole season of Dorinda's Jovani resentment.

So this show is so incredibly boring that they had to devote two whole episodes to a fake story about somebody getting pregnant and not knowing who the father is?

Seriously? Cancel this franchise and put us all out of our misery.

I'm intrigued by Erin's husband admitting he questioned his sexuality in college.

Dump the bitch, Abe, and I'll answer all your questions.

Is it too late for a true NYC Legacy series? Will the old crones want too much money?

Erin is gross. Trumper and that voice could curdle milk.

I love Brynn. Ridiculous and knows what show she's on.

Brynn is reality tv gold.

The rest, not so much.

Brynn is gorgeous and fun! Love her!

R186 - Brynn's Sugar Daddy

Brynn is wayyyy too old for that baby doll persona she's trying to affect

They should cast Brynn in the Jeanne Crain role in a “Pinky” remake.

So Erin had an abortion at 18 and is speaking out against the repeal of Roe v Wade?

Then how the fuck can she justify voting from Trump?

No one cares about this show, apparently.

R191 Seems that way.

I just caught up on the latest episode. I do believe Ubah has some kind of mental disorder.

I think Ubah is just really dumb.

R192 R193 Shut up, you leaky pigeons! I have fibroids!

Does every fucking episode have to feature some dumb fucking theme party where Jessel shows up looking like a fucking mop?

It's clear Jessel and Pavit live completely separate lives. They didn't even show up to the obnoxious dyke's engagement party together, and Pavit said "fuck it" to the whole dress-up thing. He probably can't wait to go back to Vietnam and get a "sandwich."

I love how Jessel spent all of last season insisting she "came from nothing" and then accidentally tells a story this season about staying in five star hotels as a kid.

Jessell looked hideous in her two piece bathing suit last night. Flat, pancake ass. Fashion-wise, she reminds me of Sutton. Expensive clothes on a weirdly shaped body.

I've been hating hard on this season but I got sucked into the preview of the next episode. Turns out they really are getting on each other's nerves. The cult member has had sufficient of the obnoxious gay-baiter. And the scene with Sai & Ubah is very cute. I just find Erin too unappealing and difficult to watch.

Brynn's twat teasing with the lesbians isn't cute.

Brynn is the only one who understands the assignment. I do love Racquel though.

Well Brynn failed the assignment this time. Rebecca wanted a room to herself because she’s constantly got four children in her face and was hoping for some alone time. Claiming that’s the same as being busy is just idiotic, especially when Brynn lives alone and can have a space to herself anytime she wants. I’m glad Rebecca wasn’t taking her shit.

Rebecca is a major misfire. She seems socially awkward and uncomfortable. WTF is she doing on a reality show.

R199 Do none of these bitches know how to adjust air conditioning? Have any of them ever operated a coffee pot before?

Ubah is truly unstable. One minute, she's all, "I don't care where I sleep, as long as I get my own room." The next, she's having a complete meltdown because her single room is too small.

If I were the producers, I'd have sent her ass right back to New York - at her expense, being as she claims to be so rich.

Must every episode of this sad show feature the bitches talking about some gross topic?

I really didn't need to know Jenna has pussy hair that you can comb.

Jenna looks like someone who doesn't wash well.

God, Jessel has a horrible body and that swimsuit she was wearing was horrible.

This woman is somehow supposed to be associated with the fashion industry?

Brynn Whitfield Announces Departure from Real Housewives of New York: “It’s Time for My Next Chapter”

Yeah right r209

They can't be putting out time and effort to find someone to cast on this wretched show, can they?

So maybe Brynn really did announce she's quitting? Or maybe not really?

Apparently the reunion has already taped, which means the season will probably be ending in late January/early February. The seating chart doesn't make much sense unless there's some major Ubah drama coming up.

R213 Ubah was so boring last season and got seated at the end, so she knew she had to bring the crazy to the show this season. It paid off; she gets to sit next to Andy along with the shit stirring escort Brynn.

The description of Abe's penis sounds horrific. Long skinny shaft with a giant head. Disgusting.

R215 I would have to see it up close and personal before making a final judgement.

R212 God, her statement makes it sound like she's been on TV for decades, not 1 1/2 lousy seasons.

Impressed with yourself much, Brynn?

R217 Yes bitch. Btw are you single? How about your dad?

Brynn must have figured that hooking pays more than being on this shitshow