A ensemble cast of a biopic featuring a significant portion of comedians
Pop music cues set to slow motion.
I’m looking at you, DUMB MONEY.
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A ensemble cast of a biopic featuring a significant portion of comedians
Pop music cues set to slow motion.
I’m looking at you, DUMB MONEY.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 4, 2024 4:42 PM |
On average I find comedic actors to be better actors than dramatic ones. It’s just that all the greats are dramatic actors. But how many comedic actors have turned out to be great dramatic actors. Lots. Not too many the other way around.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 2, 2024 8:56 AM |
A horror movie with a bunch of jump scares in the trailer. And any horror movie, at this point, that shows someone be yanked backwards or in any direction into the abyss.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 2, 2024 9:35 AM |
If I’m in it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 2, 2024 9:44 AM |
Fat girl alone in kitchen + Motown music
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 2, 2024 10:21 AM |
[quote] A ensemble cast
AN ENSEMBLE!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 2, 2024 11:44 AM |
Live action remake of any classic animated film where everything but the main human characters is CGI.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 2, 2024 11:55 AM |
Lady Gaga
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 2, 2024 12:01 PM |
Part of a "cinematic universe."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 2, 2024 12:16 PM |
If I directed it.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 2, 2024 12:17 PM |
Anything that involves Tyler Perry. The Lavarious Slaughter of cinema.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 2, 2024 2:16 PM |
Anything with a female lead described as "feisty".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 2, 2024 2:19 PM |
Timothee Chalamet
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 2, 2024 2:22 PM |
Any remake of a classic where the races and sexes of the original characters have been arbitrarily changed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 2, 2024 2:25 PM |
[quote] On average I find comedic actors to be better actors than dramatic ones. It’s just that all the greats are dramatic actors. But how many comedic actors have turned out to be great dramatic actors. Lots. Not too many the other way around.—HolierThanThou
No one gives a shit what junkies think.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 2, 2024 2:32 PM |
Pia Zadora is billed above the title.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 2, 2024 2:36 PM |
Shame on you, R15. That's a guarantee to watch for bad movie lovers around the globe!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 2, 2024 2:39 PM |
I once auditioned for a Tyler Perry series known for it's abysmal writing and terrible acting and they didn't hire me.
I was outraged... and a little embarrassed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 2, 2024 3:08 PM |
Dark, moody cover of an old song plays in the trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 2, 2024 3:10 PM |
A reboot of a 90s movie with an all black cast acting in a stereotypical manner.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 2, 2024 3:19 PM |
When the PR keeps using the word "queer" as if it connotes "quality".
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 2, 2024 3:45 PM |
The ugly blue-grey filter. It just makes everything ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 2, 2024 3:57 PM |
All remakes reboots updated versions of classic movies
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 2, 2024 4:03 PM |
The upbeat trailer is a quick cut summary of the entire story and any stylistic ambitions of the flick. You have seen now seen the movie in 1min45seconds. Why bother with the artless movie of 2 hours made for low brow lazy audiences.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 2, 2024 4:03 PM |
ANY film trailer that shows exiting audience members giving a hearty 'thumbs up'. It's always means the film is total garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 2, 2024 4:05 PM |
In a world where...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 2, 2024 4:47 PM |
Critics are raving about it and they keep pointing that out. Then you go to the theater to see it and it's only you, the person you dragged with you and the guy that sells the popcorn in the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 2, 2024 4:55 PM |
Remakes aren’t always a mistake. Take the third adaptation of The Maltese Falcon.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 2, 2024 5:00 PM |
Made in 2024
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 2, 2024 5:06 PM |
One thing that makes me immediately lose interest in a movie is the cliche Tom Hanks-style narration at the beginning of the film, usually showing the main character as a kid.
"When I was a young boy my father taught me...." Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 2, 2024 5:21 PM |
The presence of Naomi Watts after 2005
The presence of The Rock after 2013
Mark Walhberg, except when surrounded by a strong ensemble or based on a true story (example of this: Pain and Gain, Boogie Nights )
Trailer showcases TWEE bullshit: unicorns, crummy hand drawn animation, blankly staring characters who speak in a monotone
I try to keep an open mind and watch a variety of films from all over the world, but these are immediate passes for me.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 2, 2024 5:25 PM |
Steven Seagal
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 2, 2024 5:33 PM |
Tyler Perry
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 2, 2024 5:33 PM |
the one of each casting.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 2, 2024 5:35 PM |
Superhero movies with a female lead.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 2, 2024 5:35 PM |
When the previews before the movie show movies of a genre you have absolutely no interest in (i.e. horror, action/car chases, etc.).
At that point, you might have made a mistake. But you paid for the ticket, so maybe you'll give it at least 15 minutes of your time.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 2, 2024 5:39 PM |
Tom Cruise is in it
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 2, 2024 5:44 PM |
Rob Schneider
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 2, 2024 5:49 PM |
R7 = Madonna.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 2, 2024 5:55 PM |
Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 2, 2024 5:56 PM |
Directed by: Sophia Coppola.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 2, 2024 5:57 PM |
20 minute Standing O at Venice Film Festival
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 2, 2024 6:41 PM |
A24 is proclaiming this is the scariest film ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 2, 2024 6:44 PM |
"Sure fire multiple Oscars"
-Lynn Stairmaster
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 2, 2024 6:45 PM |
Written and Directed by Alan Smithee.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 2, 2024 6:50 PM |
Any comedy starring Jennifer Anniston or Adam Sandler.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 2, 2024 6:51 PM |
I’m in it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 2, 2024 6:54 PM |
Starring Zachary Levi
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 2, 2024 7:00 PM |
[quote]A ensemble cast
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 2, 2024 8:09 PM |
(1) Any movie playing at a theater in a shopping mall
(2) Any movie playing at a big chain movie theater (e.g., AMC, Cinemark, Regal)
(3) Almost any movie playing in the suburbs
(4) Any movie featuring Mark Wahlberg
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 2, 2024 8:17 PM |
Backgrid is called everyday to the set to take photos and videos.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 2, 2024 8:28 PM |
Any Goldie Hawn spawn involved in any capacity.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 2, 2024 8:32 PM |
Adam Sandler.
Rob Schneider.
Kevin James.
Chris Rock.
☢️ 💩
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 2, 2024 8:41 PM |
Any film starring Barbra Streisand after "What's Up, Doc?" or "The Way We Were." And definitely anything she ever directed.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 2, 2024 9:34 PM |
Jon Hamm
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 2, 2024 9:51 PM |
Right after the opening credits and theme music, someone takes a walk with Laura Linney from one end of a school/corporate hallway/government building/mall/city block to the other end as she tells that person everything that's happened up to that point.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 2, 2024 11:27 PM |
Ashley Judd. Wooden and mannered.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 2, 2024 11:31 PM |
Directed by Uwe Boll
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 3, 2024 12:34 AM |
If Chalamet is in it. He ruined the Dune films.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 3, 2024 12:43 AM |
[quote] Ashley Judd. Wooden and mannered.
And a cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 3, 2024 12:43 AM |
Sometimes the bait is too obvious, DL.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 3, 2024 1:20 AM |
Cheap sets and poorly written scripts.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 3, 2024 1:30 AM |
Contemporary songs in a period/costume drama. Completely destroys the sense of temporal immersion/suspension of disbelief that is needed to enjoy a historical film. I need to believe that I am *in* that time and space, and the sound of Bono or whatever (e.g. the U2 song in "Gangs of New York") throws cold water on the experience.
In general, I love period films but I don't like reminders of 21st century Hollywood creeping into the experience--that, to me, makes a move unwatchable. I couldn't believe Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte, for example.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 3, 2024 1:41 AM |
R60: He ruins anything.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 3, 2024 1:46 AM |
Two words. Hugh. Grant
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 3, 2024 1:55 AM |
He really does R65.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 3, 2024 2:29 AM |
Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 3, 2024 2:32 AM |
A blank faces child states into the camera and says something allegedly disturbing in an expressionless monotone.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 3, 2024 2:36 AM |
Produced by the Hallmark Channel.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 3, 2024 2:36 AM |
Crossing the line with narration.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 3, 2024 2:40 AM |
If it's directed by Greta Gerwig. Avoid that overrated hack like the plague.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 3, 2024 2:44 AM |
A delayed release resulting in obvious reshoots that render the plot incoherent.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 3, 2024 2:52 AM |
I'll watch just about anything these days to distract me from my unemployment
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 3, 2024 2:55 AM |
Categorized as mystery or western.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 3, 2024 2:57 AM |
JLo in anything. But especially as a 35-year-old bride as she pushes 60.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 3, 2024 3:04 AM |
Constant advertising.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 3, 2024 3:22 AM |
Nepobabies
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 3, 2024 3:24 AM |
No opening credits.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 3, 2024 3:25 AM |
Blake Lively.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 3, 2024 3:33 AM |
The name “Affleck” in the cast.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 3, 2024 3:37 AM |
It’s under 85 minutes in length
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 3, 2024 3:43 AM |
I'm getting really tired of movies starring Kirk Cameron. They're all the same and really boring.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 3, 2024 3:47 AM |
Starring Jonah Hill.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 3, 2024 3:55 AM |
Nicole Kidman plays the mother of a toddler
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 3, 2024 4:18 AM |
Tiffany Haddish.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 3, 2024 4:18 AM |
CGI gunfights. The actors often fake the recoil but sometimes they won't bother. The shootout will look like a bunch of kids playing with plastic toy guns. It even sounds unconvincing.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 3, 2024 4:19 AM |
If any member of the Pinkett-Smith household is involved.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 3, 2024 4:21 AM |
When the cast talks about how they're one big happy family.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 3, 2024 4:48 AM |
When pre-release articles trumpet the "hot chemistry" between the male and female leads (usually means they have no chemistry at all)
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 3, 2024 5:38 AM |
When it’s described in marketing as “a comedy for those who don’t like humour”.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 3, 2024 5:41 AM |
If streaming, when there's no trailer or teaser.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 3, 2024 6:12 AM |
It stars Neve Campbell, with her breathy, halting, self-conscious acting.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 3, 2024 4:10 PM |
Netflix Exclusive or Amazon Original
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 3, 2024 9:35 PM |
It was made after 2015.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 3, 2024 10:18 PM |
A film where an alternate version is made for China.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 3, 2024 10:52 PM |
Where the soundtrack of music is 5 times louder than the dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 3, 2024 11:08 PM |
Original screenplay by James Cameron.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 3, 2024 11:11 PM |
Based on a shitty TV show you never cared about 30-50 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 3, 2024 11:35 PM |
All black cast + made in the last few years = woke garbage in which the viewer is beaten over the head with social justice messaging. This was not the case back in the 70s through the 90s, which gave us countless excellent black movies that were well written and extremely entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 4, 2024 12:39 AM |
R100 just wanted to complain about "wokeness" and black people. Are you JD Vance?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 4, 2024 1:41 AM |
Probably, I’m just looking for a good couch to eat a donut on
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 4, 2024 1:43 AM |
Check out R101’s post history.
[quote]I kidnapped and murdered ten fat nigger trannies, I sliced up their faces and bashed in their fannies, I chopped off all their toes, wrapped each one in bows, and inserted them into their rotting punanis.
[quote]Raping and murdering trannies is fun. It’s even more fun when you do it with a gun!
[quote]Diddy loves them little girls. Just like Biden.
[quote]So what if Janet doesn’t think Kamala is black. Neither is Janet with all that work on her face.
One of DL’s finest! And clearly one to talk about racism.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 4, 2024 3:11 AM |
When the film is produced by the lead star's production company.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 4, 2024 3:11 AM |
^ Truth!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 4, 2024 3:40 AM |
A period film where the actors talk in a modern style.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 4, 2024 3:47 AM |
The cast. One in particular l.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 4, 2024 3:48 AM |
Actresses in their 50s who are still playing the mothers of young children. It's like we're not supposed to remember how fucking old they are.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 4, 2024 3:49 AM |
Action films starring men who are well into middle age kicking the asses of men in their 20s who look like they live in the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 4, 2024 3:52 AM |
Where the older leads have been digitally de-aged into blurry oblivion.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 4, 2024 8:18 AM |
“It’s about The Land, you can’t ever even until you understand The Land”
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 4, 2024 9:27 AM |
Daily Mail’s photos taken from the set. We’ve seen the whole movie by this point.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 4, 2024 2:17 PM |
When it requires you to have seen the prequel TV series, read the comic book sequel to the TV series, and read the prequel novel (in THAT order) before you can understand anything.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 4, 2024 4:42 PM |
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