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Would you let JD Vance give you a rim job?

He looks like he’d be good at it with that facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 22October 2, 2024 8:56 AM

Teacake is so bored tonight.

by Anonymousreply 1October 2, 2024 4:09 AM

Stop trying to sell us on your dumb fetish, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2October 2, 2024 4:10 AM

I'm sure his saliva would be extremely toxic and would burn me a second asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3October 2, 2024 4:14 AM

I wouldn't even let him shake my hand.

by Anonymousreply 4October 2, 2024 4:16 AM

Nope - 'cause his tongue has been WAY up Drump's shitter. EWWWWWW!

by Anonymousreply 5October 2, 2024 4:27 AM

Mafuckin!’

I wuz razed rite.

by Anonymousreply 6October 2, 2024 4:28 AM

Ooh baby that beard tickles my crack..

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2024 4:30 AM

Hell, I’d eat HIS ass and then tell my MSNBC-addicted mother about it just to piss her off.

by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2024 4:40 AM

Defuckto, what happened to your crush on DeSantis? You need serious help.

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2024 4:43 AM

The bleeding gash has really been losing it over the past couple of months.

by Anonymousreply 10October 2, 2024 4:44 AM

Oops, wrong thread^^. It was about Megyn Kelly's ramblings.

by Anonymousreply 11October 2, 2024 4:50 AM

He looks like he sighs and says clever things to himself - kind of a 4th wall with his own adoring invisible audience.

by Anonymousreply 12October 2, 2024 4:52 AM

R11 Still applies to Teacake.

by Anonymousreply 13October 2, 2024 4:52 AM

Have another glass if wine, R 11.

by Anonymousreply 14October 2, 2024 5:04 AM

[quote] Have another glass if wine

Oh dear, R14.

by Anonymousreply 15October 2, 2024 5:10 AM

Sorry, R15: "of"

by Anonymousreply 16October 2, 2024 5:44 AM

Questionable anal hygiene. Doubly so, because he’d lie about it beforehand.

by Anonymousreply 17October 2, 2024 6:37 AM

Yes. I wouldn't clean up for several days beforehand, I'd eat Taco Bell the day of, and I'd let him have it all when he's buried tongue-deep. He probably wouldn't be able to tell me apart from Trump.

by Anonymousreply 18October 2, 2024 6:51 AM

Something like this, r18?

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by Anonymousreply 19October 2, 2024 7:02 AM

As long as he keeps his weight down.

by Anonymousreply 20October 2, 2024 7:21 AM

R14 is getting sloppy!🍸🍹

by Anonymousreply 21October 2, 2024 7:25 AM

Yes i will shit in his mouth

by Anonymousreply 22October 2, 2024 8:56 AM
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