Are there certain drivers that make traffic worse?

Reeks of a racist Teacake post.

It always phrases its posts as a question. Doesn’t even try to mix up his insanity.

So much hate and self-loathing in his ugly heart.

R1 I’m not being racist. I’m being real. Sorry not sorry. And I love my Asian-Americans but yall know it’s true. And they know it too lol.

Have you ever watched a Russian car crash compilation on Youtube? They are the worst fucking drivers on Earth; it's as if road rules, speed limits, right-of-way, hell, fucking LANES are non-existent. They'll actually try to split the lane between two semis in order to pass them. The fact that their cars and trucks are shit doesn't help things, either.

Over half of the horrible drivers I see are young douchey guys and slovenly MAGATs

Coked up BMW drivers on the Jersey Turnpike and points south.

Blonde bitches in SUVs. And young guys.

Men wearing hats. Age and race don't matter. If the driver in front of you is a man wearing a hat, it will take you longer to get to your destination.

Tesla drivers suck ass too they think their safety features exempt them from all traffic rules. Cunts. Mostly spoiled rich teenagers here.

R4 I’m not merely talking about bad or aggressive drivers. I’m talking about people who drive like cunts when traffic is already backed up. Old people make heavy traffic turn into bumper to bumper. You can’t make no time. It’s sickening.

R9 you’re probably one of the cunts who considers 5 over the limit to be unbearably slow. Maybe our regional driving cultures are very different.

R7 you know what. That’s true too 😂.

People that persist in "Blocking the Box" or creating gridlock.

Ignorant/Selfish/Unaware people that have NO CLUE where they are going, but must stop in the middle of the road to correct their course, creating all sorts of chaos for the cars driving serenely behind them.

Drivers who could give FUCK ALL to fellow drivers and try to cut off a line of cars exiting or merging. These people are "too important! too busy!"

One of my favorite road rage stories is when I was trying to turn left at a busy intersection but couldn't, because an oncoming driver was just following the car ahead of her. She stopped in the intersection, causing gridlock. Why wasn't she paying more attention? Because she was talking to her girlfriend in the pax seat. I lost the turn arrow signal and she was stuck for a bit, so I waved to get the attention of the friend in the pax seat. I made smiley-faces and looked kind and beckoned her to get the driver to look at me. When the driver did, we rolled down our windows and I shouted "PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION YOU STUPID CUNT!"

The look on their faces made my day and gave me something to bask in while I waited for ANOTHER left turn signal.

R10 I’m not like that but I do hate people who hold down the passing lane when everyone is generally speeding. Get you stankin ass over. But I’m talking about when traffic is already slowing up— you know like traffic traffic. Just drive. Why are you driving so cautiously. We’re going slow. Your making traffic worst.

I also hate people who speed up when you change lanes to overtake them. White people are notorious for doing that though. So you couldn’t drive faster BEFORE but you I see I’m in a hurry so you want to prevent me from overtaking you. Petty cunts.

[points to self] People with visual-spacial disorders and executive dysfunctioning.

You described every Wisconsonian driving up north during the summer, R14!

Teacake is bored so he’s polluting DL with his racist posts and inane “question” threads.

R17 This is only my 2nd thread today.

Of course, people who cruise at or below the speed limit in the passing lane. But, when there is a construction zone and an elimination of one or more lanes causing a merger, it's the people who put 20 car lengths between them and the car in front that back up traffic. Note to the great state of Michigan: why has I-75 between Luna Pier and Monroe been under construction since 1994?

Cell phone users/ texting while driving.. i hate them.

Coloreds and their music. No one wants to hear that shit unless it's Peggy Lee.

Asians absolutely know that driving is not their strong suit.

r2 "lol"

Oh, dear

They should just all buy Tesla’s and have the computer drive them.

R21 yea I agree with that black people be out of hand with blasting loud music. I had to tell one of my homies that. You big dummy. We’re in a residential neighborhood. Turn that shit down. I blast music on the highway, that’s different.

r25 "be out of hand"

No.

Sometimes I like driving behind slow pokes, especially on the winding highways around my place. Otherwise I feel pressured to pull off on turnouts to get away from the angry aggressive lighted scowling eyebrows behind me.

Wif all doo reckspect, TerriGarrfish, you be out of hand telln' me Imma sayin' it wrong.

[quote] yea I agree with that black people be out of hand with blasting loud music. I had to tell one of my homies that.

What an offensive caricature! Right out of “Yo! MTV Raps” in 1991. It would be risible if it wasn’t so offensive.

How is this racist nonsense permitted here?

Your mockery of me is so cartoonish. I’m not trying to be a fucking cartoon. I’m trying to liven the place up and fonting in a conversational way. I’m glad half the site appreciates it.

My last comment was directed to r28.

Indians are pretty bad and middle easterners

That’s true r8 I’ve seen so many Teslas almost start crashes speeding or weaving through traffic.

R33 Have you ever seen this? This ho is knocked out while the Tesla is driving her. Only in California 😂.

The best drivers in the world:

[quote] I’m glad half the site appreciates it.

The way, and amount, of comments I read saying otherwise, make me think that the half you're referring to every (literal) asshole here on DL unleashing a torrent of diarrhea on you.

[quote] I’m glad half the site appreciates it.

We'd appreciate it if you'd OD already, useless pig.

R37 I love it when you talk to me like that. Great foreplay.

Lost ones. This lane, no that lane.

[quote] Lost ones. This lane, no that lane.

I channel Ferris Bueller's Dad at the end of the movie when I end up behind some beehive-haired person like this...

It’s the old ladies sitting on phone books.

I was teaching at a school in which a senior would arrive blasting music out of his car; you could hear it coming down the street. However, instead of blaring rap or hip-hop, one day it was polkas, the next it was Rachmaninoff. Never knew what we would get, but it was certainly entertaining.

Ignorant, angry men driving their hideous raised pickup trucks with gigantic tires and blinding lights. Dumb bumper stickers and covered with faux patriotic accoutrements.

Sick of their aggression on the road. Whenever I’m being tailgated, it never fails to be one of these malevolent cunts. And yes, 9 times out of 10 they are men behind the wheel of these behemoth embarrassments—angry fucking men. Probably low IQ and Republican, too.

Loud, rev cars. Don't know if young or old but they drive crazy and freak out everyone.

Yes. Assholes who drive on shoulders then merge in.

HOW DARE YOU!

[quote]I’ve seen so many Teslas almost start crashes speeding or weaving through traffic.

Especially the black ones.

Mafuckin!!

Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin', blame it on the stars that didn't shine that night.

I can't really fault people joining a long left turn line that cuts into the adjacent lane. I can fault people who block the next lane by deciding to join the left turn lane last minute.

Any Uber driver I’m giving a blowjob to.

People who join exit lane queues last minute by blocking a lane on an otherwise moving freeway (!) not out of poor planning but because they've too good to be on line or whatever.

[quote]es. Asians...drive with so much trepidation when traffic is bottling up due to high volume.

Um, no. If anything, racists would claim that Asians drive like maniacs reflecting the chaotic driving conditions in most Asian countries (except rules-driven Japan).

Most Americans wouldn't last a day driving in the streets of a big city in China, Vietnam, or India.

Old people who drive 10 - 20 miles an hour under the speed limit and block all the other traffic behind them. Very dangerous.

All of them.

Don’t forget me!

One thing driving me nuts lately is people who tailgate a right turn that I’ve signaled well in advance and I sometimes get a vibe that they’re fucking pissed I didn’t whip my van into a 90 degree turn at 50 mph.

Nearly ALWAYS assholes on their cellphones who think the world revolves around them.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican with an Asian?

A: A car thief who doesn't know how to drive.

In reality, people of all types are bad drivers, but yes — it’s worse in certain cultures that are more lax about driving, or that produce inexperienced drivers, especially if it’s not a car culture (N.Y.C. or Haiti, for example.) It’s more about passing down bad behavior, like how Teacake’s family passed down ignorance and stupidity to him. It’s a culture thing, not a race or gender thing.

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R52 How do you know their intentions?