When Was The Last Time You Sucked A Cock ? 🍆

OP: Foreskin is the most delectable part. It's oh so fun and suckable.

R1- Ironically that last cock that I sucked in the summer of 2021 was uncut.

LAST TIME I SUCKED COCK

"Last time I sucked cock,

he sweetly kissed my lips

Last time I sucked cock

he said "I'll be back for more of this,"

Last time I sucked cock,

He then went off to jail

His lawyer fought for him,

but the court refused him bail.

Last time I sucked cock,

Last time I sucked P. Diddy

Last time I sucked cock

He was prison-bound

And as he waved good-bye

He said 'you tried,

But I've the biggest cock in town...'

La de da, la da do

Do la da da, da da da

Last time I sucked him

He had measured nine

And as he waved goodbye

He said 'you tried,

But I've the biggest cock in town...'

Two days ago in the shower with my husband.

[quote]He shoved it in my face and I obliged.

You make it sound so romantic, OP.

Twenty-four hours ago. He was fat, ugly, and had a hair pattern like Bozo’s.

R6- Do you have a John Wayne Gacy type of fantasy?

Are we limiting this to humans only?

Labour Day Weekend and he took a pic of it in my mouth.

You mean the last time today?

I sucked four today.

Two weeks ago tomorrow at a gay bathhouse.

R11 Aren't you watching the debate Melania?

It’s been a really long time for R13.

"A". Cock??????? As in one???

Jan of 2023. An Iranian guy I met on Plenty of Fish. We met in a motel. It was a nice one - about 7", cut. He drove a Porsche, but I didn't bother following up (and neither did he).

To R16-You fucked a terrorist, did his pager go off? Did you "Rock his Casbah& throw him off a roof?

I enjoyed sucking on a chicken drumstick that may or not have come from a cockerel, OP.

Oy ... he's as I type.

Well, please don't ask this of Montgomery Clift, dahling!

He never sucked MY cock!

Last night, I drank the 2nd lemon Drop, walked the dogs on the beach, cleaned the sand off the paws, locked up and sucked off the BF. Then I rode his cock like a jockey riding Secretariat to a Triple Crown win for 40 minutes.

Then, I made a Grilled Ham & Cheese sandwich with a glass of milk& BBQ potato chips.

It’s been a couple months, at least.

What year is this?

Hello, I don't even know your name / But I'm hopin' all the same / This is more than just a simple blow

Hello, do I smile and look away / No, I think I'll strip and lay / To see where that dick might go!

'Cause the last time I felt like this I was sucking your cock / Squealin’ and feelin’ I'd never suck a cock again / Yes the last time I sucked like this, long before it blew / I prayed I would marry you

Hello, I can't wait till we're alone, so I can take your bone / So that i can throat it the rest of the way / I know that before this song is through / There will be tons of cum from you / Drowning every word I say!

'Cause the last time I felt like this I was sucking your cock / Squealin’ and feelin’ I'd never suck a cock again / Yes the last time I sucked like this, long before it blew / I prayed I would marry you

This afternoon.

OP, as a gay man who has seen hundreds of cocks, I agree with you that cut is the best. The sexy exposed mushroom head and clean, sleek cut cock is beautiful aesthetically.

Americans are so uptight about foreskins. Have you never heard of soap and water?

I just can’t with… that moist, slinky, slidey excess. Yuck.

And get a haircut while you’re at it! Goddamn hillbillies.

R28 hillbillies usually have war torn, dessicated dicks. The scar looks like a nicotine stain.

Potato chips with milk, R21?

More Teacake shit. He’s about destroyed this place.

[quote]Americans are so uptight about foreskins. Have you never heard of soap and water?

Soap and water don't make the ugly headhider disappear.

R32. Grow the fuck up. The rest of the world does not mutilate dicks, and the human race has been thriving for a million years.

I stop displaying camellias at 60. It was a radical change after 44 years as the slut of all time. And I was very handsome for much of it so it was both quantity and quality. At the same time I stopped masturbating for a year but then decided it was better for my physical and mental health to masturbate into my old age. It's possible I may suck cock again in my life but for the moment I'm not looking for it. I have a much lower profile and don't meet men anywhere because I am invisible.

I remember so many many of the guys whose cocks I sucked at least a few times. These memories give me a warm and fulfilled sensation. I remember very few of the one off tricks, now.

All I know is when I see, or even visualize, the uncut (aka The Untreated) I throw up in my mouth a little.

Not everything in nature is desirable.

"To All The Cocks I've Sucked Before"

To all the cocks I've sucked before,

That travelled in and out my door.

I'm glad they came along -

I dedicate this song,

To all the cocks I've sucked before.

To all the cocks I once caressed..

And may I say, I've sucked the best.

For helping my cock grow,

I owe a lot, I know

To all the cocks I've sucked before..."

R3

It's been a couple of months. It was a beautiful, uncut 6.5/7 inches, with a nicely-trimmed bush above. He hadn't cum in a long time so I got a really big load.

I need another one!

Last week

R32 makes a good point. Soap & water is not the only issue. It's the also the aesthetics of it. A cut cock is much more pleasing to the eye.

Example: this photo of the Carlson Twins. Their cut cocks have a beautiful symmetry to them. Do you think their cocks would look as attractive if they had shrivelled up skin on the end?

Mental illness. 😳🙄

Last Sunday at the sauna. Sucked three cocks through gloryholes and two of them rewarded me with loads to swallow.

a month ago. Very sexy lad but i cant recall his face at all.

R39 just a preference, but since you ask I find those cocks repulsive.

Yesterday. I try to do it every day (in an open marriage, usually it’s my husband but sometimes it’s someone else). I think the more you do it, the more you like it.

My jaw used to get sore right away due to daytime clenching and nighttime grinding but now I have a gummy and that doesn’t happen at all anymore.

It was last Saturday, Sniffies hookup. Nice big meaty cock on a cute cub, although his bush was a bit over-trimmed for my tastes.

r39 uncut is art nouveau and cut is brutalism.

Poor r39. You weren’t given a choice were you hon? Leaves you a bit bitter?

It's been a long time. Partner & I do other things.

I miss cruising. And also miss living in a college town. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. Apps just seem to be an hour of negotiation only to have the dude flake out at the end. I liked it when a horny guy could just find another horny guy and have an uncomplicated hookup.

You know, it took me a LONG TIME to rewrite the lyrics at r24… and only 1 of you deigned to like it?!

I know I should have ended with “long before I knew / I’d be stalking you” instead of the marriage bit, but still…

At the last family gathering. So many brothers!

R22 here… I finally got some dick! And one of the hottest men I’ve ever sucked!

Good for you! Hope you didn't miss a drop!

Details, cum guzzling slut at R51!

OP and R32 You sound like you have a very limited sexual catalog. You must be a big, fat yawn in the sack.

Blew the husband before he left for work. I make sure he gets at least a bj before he leaves.

2013

Keep withering, r54.

Nothing like the feeling of a tight cock about to explode, and then feeling those spurts gushing inside

To R24 and R49, I am Sorry about that. I read the re-written lyrics and thought it was really GOOD!!

I know who Miss Mathis is, but Jane Olivor draws a complete blank, as does the song. Never was a fan of Miss Mathis.

That was a great lineup of songs for 1979. I googled it! You made me have a flashback to a singing contest in 1981 in an illegal Black Dance club. I won BTW

[quote]r59 To [R24] and [R49], I read the re-written lyrics and thought they were really GOOD!! … You made me have a flashback to a singing contest in 1981 in an illegal Black Dance club.

Thus was my intent, so thank you for that.

[quote]Jane Olivor draws a complete blank

Miss Olivor was a neurotic little waif with superb technique, the Little Sparrow of her generation. She quickly cracked under the pressure of fame, and also left the limelight to care for a sick husband.

But she is fondly remembered by a lot of people’s moms.

In 13 A.D.

OP - Are you asking when was the last time we sucked A (single) cock, or the last time we sucked cock (regardless how many at the same time)? Nevermind, less than 2 hours would cover both.

R62 Whore!

If dreams count, Last night, otherwise 2016.

Sigh...

Forgot to menshun I AM SPESHUL.

They haven't sucked MY cock!

Does Madonna's clit count?

Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.