The Queen and Levi Jeans.

If theories are correct and her next album will be rock, she can keep wearing the jeans.

She puts the cow in phony cowgirl.

I have the urge to pop those ass cheeks like balloons.

She's from Texas - all Texans get to cos-play as cowboys. You can't pick on her just because she's a black woman.

If balding pot-belly Bubba from accounting living in Plano can wear a cowboy hat and cowboy boots with jeans while out and about, so can she.

FAT ASS Pig.

R4 The Queen used to actually rock cowboy hats and stuff going back to the early 90s when she was a teen. She is black and from Houston but she grew up listening to country via her dad. She is not cosplaying. Blacks are multifaceted.

teacake can you please go and play in traffic

absolutely nobody likes you around here

R7 Stop speaking for every mafuckin body you goddam narcissist.

pathetically cosplaying as black, with your "mafuckin"

R9 Keep lying to your mafuckin self. Do whatever you need to do to maintain your reality.

Dude, nobody bought the Cowboy Carter thing. Nobody cared or cares.

R11 One of the top selling albums of the year. You tried it.

"Instantly iconic"

I honestly don’t get the whole Beyoncé thing. From the moment her solo career started, she was boring and lifeless. The only people who seem to think she’s the greatest thing ever are black people and white/Latin women and gay men with jungle fever.

I thought it was Jessica Simpson.

Queen Bey is kinda boring. But that’s why I love her. She is fucking beautiful and just lets the music speak for itself. And then once in a while she says or does something truly charmingly hysterical. Keep in mind I’m Black and remember when used to lowkey be a bitch in Destiny’s Child on black platforms. She used to talk and not be so self conscious about what she is saying. Check this video for an example.

R14 Btw you just name like 47% of the population 😂.

Can I be honest Teacake? Kelly Rowland is better. I’m sorry, but she just is. She has a waaaaaaay better voice. And yes, I get it. She’s dark skinned, and Beyoncé is light skinned so Beyoncé is the “pretty one.”

Bad photo shoping on the bum, the Levi's are eating her arse.

^ strike that, reverse it, her arse is eating the Levi's...

It read iconic but I read comic.

Wow, I can't believe the people who gave Michael Jackson shit aren't doing the same. Why is she so white? And that hair? BIPOC's need to tell her it's problematic.

It's a smart move for her now that she is a legacy artist.

[quote]Keep in mind I’m Black

Except you're not, TeaCunt

Sick of this heifer being EVERYWHERE.

R18 I think she is equally as pretty as Bey but sljust more horsy looking. But she can’t sing like Bey. Kelly can sing but not like Bey. Are you black. Because I feel like black people sometimes won’t be real about the shit because of the legacy of colorism.

R23 my sick ass is just going to post my pic and then instantly regret it. Because I’m tired. I’m not pretending to be black.

You don't have to prove anything to these psychopaths. Don't doxx yourself.

She looks stanky.

I saw Beyonce’s commercial last night and it’s the first one I have watched to the end in a long while. I like it.

It’s a nod to this classic ad featuring the late Nick Kamen.

Smurfboard

She’s so fucking fat.

She doesn't want to be a negro.

She’s CREOLE.

Glory HOG

Beyoncé stills looks black. Are yall gon like she hasn’t been lightskin for 40 years. It’s cause they be getting them diamond creamed facials. Purified skin like that will make you look brighter and for an already lightskin person more lighter.

She’s old and ugly. Next.

The hair is cultural appropriation.

Tacky, dried out weaves.

R34 And the sultans, yes the sultans, they played Creole.

[quote] The Queen used to actually rock cowboy hats and stuff going back to the early 90s when she was a teen. She is black and from Houston but she grew up listening to country via her dad. She is not cosplaying. Blacks are multifaceted.—HolierThanThou (Teacake)

What the fuck do you know about it, Whitey?

R36 That’s what I’ve been trying to tell people! Just good old Diamond Creamed Facials!!

It's funny - I always thought of Camilla as more of an H&M girl.

Isn't she involved in the scandal? She and her husband? I just read that her husband had to pay millions to country music stations to play her music. And that's the only reason her ratings were high. Shady.

[quote] Beyoncé stills looks black. Are yall gon like she hasn’t been lightskin for 40 years. It’s cause they be getting them diamond creamed facials. Purified skin like that will make you look brighter and for an already lightskin person more lighter.

What an embarrassing, shameful minstrel show.

“They be getting them.”

How can anyone write this and not be filled with shame?

Disgusting. Like everything this poster touches.

Every sick post is basically a hate crime.

OP, You tell Queenie to tell Levi's that they've lost their fucking mind with their ridiculous pricing.

Get over yourself, Levi -- your "fashion" ain't all that!

COSTCO and Sam's Club jeans are a much better value.

That denim hat reminds me of the awful denim abomination that spears and Timberlake wore at the music awards years ago.

R46 when was the last time you saw a hot guy walking around in Costco brand jeans? I’ll wait.

I don't give a good goddamn what kind of jeans a hot guy walks around in, you twit @ r48.

That is one large bottom!

[quote] That is one fat ass!

FIFY

I thought she liked Derion jeans.

What happened to her Jeans line with her mother? House of Dereon

R37 Now Madge, you know you ain’t bitmo in ANY position to judge someone’s looks. Your plastic surgery is finally settling.

R54 That shit was wack just like her mama’s fashions. Great seamstress, terrible stylist.

Levi often has jeans on sale at Target. I have military access so I often shop at the department store on base with huge savings.

When did she get a boob job, or is that photoshop?

[quote] When did she get a boob job, or is that photoshop?

It’s blubber.

R49 with his Costco Jeans and Walmart underwear is hot enough to get the best trannies and cross dressers on Grinder.

[quote] absolutely nobody likes you around here

Incorrect. I like Teacake.

[quote] Incorrect. I like Teacake.

That makes you either a liar or an idiot.

R61 Imagine calling a random stranger an idiot because they like someone who you don’t care for on an online ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD. Make it make sense. Make it see the irony.

Imagine someone coming on to a chat site under several different aliases and pretending they were Black.

Make it make sense.

R63 Make it make sense that you plan to die on that hill with that logic. Ain’t you bout 60? I suspect some idiot who was infuriated with defacto’s trolling ass, got in the head that I’m him and because said idiot is so arrogant and narcissistic it refuses to accept that they were wrong.

That ad is terrific. She’s the queen for a reason.

r4 " You can't pick on her just because she's a black woman"

Who said they were picking on her because of that? She's being picked on because she's a complete retard who just got lucky.

R60 = Teacake.

r63 100% accurate

Wasn't it only a few years ago, Beyonce and her fans were screaming about cultural appropriation because some white girl had her hair in braids? But now it's ok for Beyonce to have BLEACHED hair, and white skin and dress like a white cowgirl?

R69 I do remember basic black people crying about some white chica wearing cornrows but can you share The Queen’s say on the matter. I don’t recall that. Just post where you got that info from.

r64 Make it make sense

No one's buying your schtick, Teacunt. Get lost.

What’s your military connection, Teafake? Your back story just gets more interesting every day,

BIG as a HOUSE!

R73 I need to stop because if I ever became even the most minor C list actor yall will know who I am. I’ve given so much autobiographical info on here. I need to stop being so impulsive with my clapbacks. So to answer your question I’m not going to reveal that info.

You have given a lot of info out there R75! I remember when you were an amateur actor living in the PNW - no mention of being an amateur actor of color, though.

And here you are, Black and in the military and shopping for discount Levi’s at Target in Louisiana (remember?).

What happened along the way, Teafake?

Shit, bitch ain't no mafuckin’ Bern Nadette Stanis. Now dat bitch beez tite!

Mafuckin!’

R76 You must have me mistaken for someone else dear because I have never stated that I lived in the Pacific Northwest. I have done amateur acting. There are 500 million people in this country. Perhaps someone came on this site and talked about amateur acting while residing in the PNW. ABC-123. God bless and I hope that enables you to make better sense of things.

The problem is you shut ins who live on the site get in your head that somebody is somebody and because your brain is aging and then one of y’all continue to repeat the lie you don’t even fathom that the shit wasn’t true from jump. And I’m not knocking coming on here a lot because I have done so as well after being laid off back in July.

And Louisiana wtf? I never even been to Louisiana. I have Creole family from there but I never even been.

Ever heard of the expression “hoisted by your own petard”?, Teafake/BiggerFantasistThanThou?

Mafuckin’ that.

In R55: “that shit was wack!”.

“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive”.

Jive-ass dude ain’t got no brains anyhow.

All you elders constantly using the word Jive. The word jive died in 1980 along with Donna Summer’s career. Just say Ebonics, slang, or if you want to sound intellectual- AAVE. Good grief. You sound like OJ on that audio recording when he took back the jewelry that was stolen from him.

Whoosh, FantasistThanThou/Teafake!

R83 Right, we say Jive because that's the line from the movie. Mrs. Cleaver didn't say, "Oh stewardess, I speak ebonics.".

Everything she does is a cash grab or a thirst trap…and the Hive and Hive-adjacent are both gonna go into debt buying this crap. And Beyoncé says “ka-Ching!”.

Is it dead yet? I really hope it’s dead.

[quote]That makes you either a liar or an idiot.

Based a comparitive analysis of upvotes received, I would venture to guess that when you say this, you are talking about yourself.

[quote]FantasistThanThou/Teafake

Who is this fool coming with these ultra lame, ultra childish, and just plain old stupid insults?

Are you upset by these insults, Teacake? LOL

Whomever this dummy is who thinks they are taking you to task must completely socially inept. Otherwise they would be able to understand that they are only embarrassing themselves.

I think I would like Beyoncé a lot better if the words queen and icon weren’t constantly attached to her name.

[quote]Ever heard of the expression “hoisted by your own petard”?, Teafake/BiggerFantasistThanTho - u?

He probably hasn't, since the phrase is "hoisted with your own petard."

You illiterate dummy.

The Hive. The Swifties. The MAGATS.

THE CULTS.

Holy shit, look at what R80 has been dedicating his life to! Literally dozens upon dozens of posts, all attacking Teacake!

Teacake, you have officially arrived, chile. You have your own stalker. And it does appear to be just ONE deranged individual, too.

Block this fool and go about your life, my friend.

R93/Teacake, you've combined at least two people in there. And yes, we all know you're Teacake.

I wonder what’s the criteria for picking your DL alias for the day. It’s Wednesday, so maybe it should be BlackMussy.

Will she be wearing those to her husband’s trial when he becomes the next diddy?

If Jay-Z goes down (which is doubtful) but if he does, I hope he takes the awful DJ Khaled with him. I loathe that smug phony.

[quote]That shit was wack just like her mama’s fashions.

I used to feel so bad for Beyonce wearing those designs. She was being a supportive daughter which is nice but not even she could make them look good.

Those gowns were like debutante gowns - for prostitutes.

R70 The first celeb I ever remember with cornrows was Bo Derek in '10'. So all the black bitches can go scream somewhere else.

Reply 56, thanks for your service, but that's a form of welfare. My brother gets all kinds of discounts and free things from the government. If anyone deserves welfare it's the military, but not for life. Fuck.

Don't worry, R101, Teacake was in the military like Teacake is black. It's all a bunch of lies.

Don’t forget that Teacake is from the Deep South, except for when he’s from the PNW.

R97 do you have any proof of Jay being involved in sex trafficking, rape, and sexual extortion? Or is it just because black? Diddy wasn’t arrested for being a thug, which he never was anyway. He was arrested for being a sexual predator. Jay-Z, 50 cent, DMX(RIP), were former thugs. Diddy is the college educated son of a polished gangster.

R100 Oh please. Big ups to Bo Derek for fearlessly rocking cornrows and showcasing black culture to the mainstream but she did not start the cornrows trend. Black people in New York were wearing cornrows in the late 60s and soul singers and actresses in blaxploitation films.

Oh look, Assholier Than Thou is going to school us about Black culture again.

Sorry r100, but you don’t know what you’re talking about. There were plenty of black women celebrities rocking cornrows before Bo got her underaged cherry popped by John Derek. And if they’re black BITCHES for speaking up about it, then you’re an unenlightened white bitch.

R107 GO FUCK YOURSELF. I SAID THE FIRST CELEB I SAW YOU FUCKING CUNT!

R108 I think what the poster is saying is that irregardless of how YOU first encountered cornrows, cornrows were a thing in black culture, media, visuals. Hell, any white person growing up in the 70s in the Northeast outside of like Vermont or something would have seen a black person with cornrows just walking down the

Teacunt, are you aware of how idiotic you sound?

R108 has bad halitosis because it talks shit all the time.

Left out the worst street* somehow. Just walking down the street.

Teacake, sleep it off.

Teacake has posted under anonymous (Teacake), holierthanthou, and blackmussy on the same damn thread. DL’s Sybil.

Teafake, whether you sign with one of the Others in your head, or don't sign, it makes no difference.

Your stupidity on the DL can be spotted from low earth orbit. This makes it very easy for most people to laugh at you. Or stifle a yawn - it's a toss-up these days.

R108 Same. I was like 7 when that movie came out. It would seem she made them more mainstream, not that she was the first, last, and only chick to have them. So fucking relax, everyone. No one is saying that Bo did it before fucking Rick James or anything.