Let's be a Tasteful Friend thread

Enough with the meta threads. They always devolve into a sewer.

I am the pleasant boring house owned by the guy who creates a lame meta thread about Tasteful Friends. He's a middle-brow with no flair for meta, just like I, the house, show no distinction in design or decoration.

I’m the curmudgeon typing from a studio apartment full of IKEA furnishings, complaining about every detail in a perfectly nice-looking home.

I'm a piss elegant fairy.

I'm the down on his luck old soul 50 something living in a subsidised motel room when I'm lucky and I just can't stomach any Tasteful Friends thread because my shelter is too precarious. Now I'm crying.

I'm Good Bones! Everything else can be falling apart, but as long as I'm around, all is not lost!

I am the Original Inventor of the Tasteful Friends threads, horrified that Datalounge has become such a vile pit of trollery (see R2).

I'm the small town in the middle of nowhere that nobody in their right mind would want to move to.

I'm the home of 80% of the houses listed.

What's a kitchen?

We are the several time capsule houses that some cunts on DL create the same thread about, year after year after year. Like mirroring like.

I'm the heating/cooling bill and the hand wringing about how I would be paid for, as if the poster could actually ever afford ANYTHING about the house.