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Let’s be a 90s teen sitcom

Sister sistaaaa

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by Anonymousreply 24October 8, 2024 8:22 PM

I’m the stairs behind the couch that goes nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 1October 1, 2024 10:57 AM

I'm the "very special episode" where the main cast learns a secondary character or a character who has never been seen before is *gasp*... gay!

I can go one of two ways:

1) After overwrought and heavy handed scenes of keeping their distance from the newly out character, the main cast realizes the gay character is the same person they always were and decide to continue their friendship. Smiles all around.

OR

2) Melodramatic scenes of one or more cast members feeling betrayed by this gay friend keeping a secret from them. Phrases like "chosen lifestyle" get thrown around in advice from the parents. Then suddenly, because the gay character lost the friendship of the main character, they commit suicide, leaving that character feeling ugly cry guilty. There are promises to never forget the gay character, the mother once again talks about how difficult it can be to live an alternative lifestyle, and the episode solemnly ends.

Either way, the gay character is never seen or mentioned again. And no Emmys were earned either.

by Anonymousreply 2October 1, 2024 11:20 AM

I'm the other very special episode that deals with eating disorders. The problem I present is solved in 45 minutes and never mentioned again.

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2024 2:47 PM

I'm the pretty cast.

Even the so-called fugs/nerds were attractive.

It was great being a '90s gayling.

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2024 2:54 PM

I'm the gimmicky phone that's in the teenagers room. I appear to work on TV, but in actuality I SUCK!

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2024 4:02 PM

I’m the talking to the camera first person narrative and then others walk in the room you act like you ain’t schizophrenic 😂.

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2024 4:04 PM

I'm Ted McGinley. I am joining the cast somewhere along the line.

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2024 4:07 PM

R7 That is one sexy sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2024 4:09 PM

R8 That's Mr. Marcy D'Arcy to you.

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2024 4:11 PM

I’m the fact that families keep letting people like Steve Urkel in their house for 8 seasons. You got but one time to wreck my kitchen. You would never come back.

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2024 4:16 PM

I'm so excited.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2024 6:30 PM

I'm excited, too. At :26

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by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2024 6:31 PM

I'm AIDS/safe sex and I'll be the topic of a very special episode R2 is talking about.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2024 6:34 PM

I'm the two prom dates!

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2024 6:37 PM

Watching ‘‘ Caroline in the city’’ 1995-1999 took a while but it’s good-funny.Her cartoon Macys balloon knocks Florence Henderson off her float.

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2024 7:34 PM

I'm Michael Cade star of Saved By The Bell wannabe California Dreams. My teen pinup posters look like they could be from a Falcon Video.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2024 7:43 PM

I’m Blossom big ass. Remember when girls that size were considered kinda fat. And now she normal.

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2024 7:53 PM

I'm the Saved by the Bell episode in which Zack dates a girl in a wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 18October 6, 2024 1:35 AM

I'm the Tommy Hilfiger boxers.

by Anonymousreply 19October 6, 2024 2:11 PM

I’m the Sassy Black Neighbour.

by Anonymousreply 20October 7, 2024 1:11 PM

I’m the fan favorite side character who gets way bigger cheers from the studio audience than anyone in the main cast.

by Anonymousreply 21October 7, 2024 1:15 PM

R21 I’m the fan favorite side character who ends up becoming star drawing ire from the original principals usually the parents played by veteran actors.

by Anonymousreply 22October 7, 2024 1:34 PM

I'm the guy playing the father and the guy playing the hot son wants me to fuck him.....I finally do. Happy Birthday!

You're welcome, Dawson.

by Anonymousreply 23October 7, 2024 3:26 PM

Mark Paul Gossler was a whore. He dated and fucked every female of the principal cast. Lucky cunts.

by Anonymousreply 24October 8, 2024 8:22 PM
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