Let’s be a 90s teen sitcom

I’m the stairs behind the couch that goes nowhere.

I'm the "very special episode" where the main cast learns a secondary character or a character who has never been seen before is *gasp*... gay!

I can go one of two ways:

1) After overwrought and heavy handed scenes of keeping their distance from the newly out character, the main cast realizes the gay character is the same person they always were and decide to continue their friendship. Smiles all around.

OR

2) Melodramatic scenes of one or more cast members feeling betrayed by this gay friend keeping a secret from them. Phrases like "chosen lifestyle" get thrown around in advice from the parents. Then suddenly, because the gay character lost the friendship of the main character, they commit suicide, leaving that character feeling ugly cry guilty. There are promises to never forget the gay character, the mother once again talks about how difficult it can be to live an alternative lifestyle, and the episode solemnly ends.

Either way, the gay character is never seen or mentioned again. And no Emmys were earned either.

I'm the other very special episode that deals with eating disorders. The problem I present is solved in 45 minutes and never mentioned again.

I'm the pretty cast.

Even the so-called fugs/nerds were attractive.

It was great being a '90s gayling.

I'm the gimmicky phone that's in the teenagers room. I appear to work on TV, but in actuality I SUCK!

I’m the talking to the camera first person narrative and then others walk in the room you act like you ain’t schizophrenic 😂.

I'm Ted McGinley. I am joining the cast somewhere along the line.

R7 That is one sexy sexy man.

R8 That's Mr. Marcy D'Arcy to you.

I’m the fact that families keep letting people like Steve Urkel in their house for 8 seasons. You got but one time to wreck my kitchen. You would never come back.

I'm so excited.

I'm excited, too. At :26

I'm AIDS/safe sex and I'll be the topic of a very special episode R2 is talking about.

I'm the two prom dates!

Watching ‘‘ Caroline in the city’’ 1995-1999 took a while but it’s good-funny.Her cartoon Macys balloon knocks Florence Henderson off her float.

I'm Michael Cade star of Saved By The Bell wannabe California Dreams. My teen pinup posters look like they could be from a Falcon Video.

I’m Blossom big ass. Remember when girls that size were considered kinda fat. And now she normal.