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Madonna posts new photo of her square ass

How does something like this happen? Did she sit on it too soon? This is why she ended up in the hospital last summer, isn’t it? Probably also caused her to shatter her hip.

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by Anonymousreply 47October 1, 2024 9:19 PM

she's never going to give it up

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2024 11:36 PM

Nice butt, grandma.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2024 11:37 PM

I hope that's the same fake padding she used to have and not a true implant, because that is so deformed looking

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2024 11:38 PM

Certainly gives 'asshole of gigantic diameter' a new meaning.

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2024 11:40 PM

Injections? Implants?

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2024 11:40 PM

R5 Have you been living under a rock?

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2024 11:46 PM

Looks similar to a drag queen's butt - so I'm going with padding.

Ugh - if she could just age somewhat gracefully - instead she's turned herself into the world's laughing stock except she's not in on the joke.

A 66 year old woman has no business in fishnets, leather boots and a bustier.

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2024 11:46 PM

Demand a refund for the shoddy work. A refurbished ass is needed.

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2024 11:47 PM

Does she surround herself with people she pays to lie to her? "Why, YES, you are just as sexy as you were forty fucking years ago, Meemaw."

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2024 11:51 PM

She's never going to get up.

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2024 11:56 PM

R9 - no, she doesn't pay them, she adopts them.

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2024 11:58 PM

She looks ready for hospice care.

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2024 12:01 AM

The early aughts called, they want their fishnets back.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2024 12:11 AM

What a stupid photo trying to be edgy. Why can’t she just pose with a bunch of daisies or something. Anything but shit like this.

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2024 12:15 AM

Where is her DIGNITY?

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2024 12:17 AM

Is she flirting with us?

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2024 12:28 AM

Her kids need make an appointment with "A Place For Mom".

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2024 12:33 AM

She's slowing morphing into Amanda Lepore

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by Anonymousreply 18October 1, 2024 12:36 AM

Sextette 2024

starring Madonna as Marlo Manners

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by Anonymousreply 19October 1, 2024 12:36 AM

BBL’s have a hygiene too, yuck.

by Anonymousreply 20October 1, 2024 12:38 AM

Nobody wants to see Granny's ass and titties. Those days are LONG over and she needs to face reality.

by Anonymousreply 21October 1, 2024 12:38 AM

That's a 66 year-old ass alright.

by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2024 12:39 AM

R20, try again.

by Anonymousreply 23October 1, 2024 1:33 AM

[quote]Ugh - if she could just age somewhat gracefully - instead she's turned herself into the world's laughing stock except she's not in on the joke.

Graceful doesn’t get you attention. She’d rather be laughed at then forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 24October 1, 2024 1:43 AM

It looks like a giant wasp is flying out of her butt.

by Anonymousreply 25October 1, 2024 2:03 AM

That undercarriage garment is holding in a huge prolapse.

by Anonymousreply 26October 1, 2024 3:35 AM

[quote]Graceful doesn’t get you attention. She’d rather be laughed at then forgotten.

She's achieved her wish!

by Anonymousreply 27October 1, 2024 3:37 AM

I think she's trolling 50 Cent.

by Anonymousreply 28October 1, 2024 3:53 AM

You're not black...

by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2024 4:03 AM

Princess of Penicillin

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2024 3:13 PM

Square ass to match her SQUARE TITS!

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by Anonymousreply 31October 1, 2024 3:18 PM

"What a stupid photo trying to be edgy. Why can’t she just pose with a bunch of daisies or something. Anything but shit like this."

Exactly - a field of daisies - but don't copycat me Maddie.

I put the fever into hayfever!

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by Anonymousreply 32October 1, 2024 3:33 PM

Countess of Chlamydia.

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2024 5:02 PM

Was she on the floor giving who knows what head?

by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2024 5:14 PM

Baroness of Ballsnarfing

by Anonymousreply 35October 1, 2024 7:36 PM

At first I thought she was tawdry and cringe. But she is playing it up so much that I think it’s a wink at the haters. Madge just doesn’t give a fuck and I’m here for it.

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2024 7:42 PM

I can smell her nappy pussy.

by Anonymousreply 37October 1, 2024 7:46 PM

Could you please leave? You're right in my eyeline.

by Anonymousreply 38October 1, 2024 7:47 PM

R37 just stop. Just because you saw The Deliverance doesn’t give you license to keep saying that. Are you black?

by Anonymousreply 39October 1, 2024 7:50 PM

R39 I need a license from you to say what I want? What are your office hours, Karen?

by Anonymousreply 40October 1, 2024 7:55 PM

Smells of desperation

by Anonymousreply 41October 1, 2024 8:08 PM

[Quote] I can smell her nappy pussy

lol

[Quote] Just because you saw The Deliverance doesn’t give you license to keep saying that. Are you black?

lol

by Anonymousreply 42October 1, 2024 8:10 PM

R39 I'm one shade lighter than a brown paper bag. Is it ok with you if I say 'pussy'?

by Anonymousreply 43October 1, 2024 8:14 PM

Old age is not for the faint hearted.

by Anonymousreply 44October 1, 2024 8:22 PM

Dietrich knew when it was time to close the door and go to bed.

by Anonymousreply 45October 1, 2024 8:46 PM

[quote]Old age is not for the faint hearted.

That’s for damn sure.

by Anonymousreply 46October 1, 2024 9:12 PM

As an eldergay I regret any attention I paid to this woman after "Deeper and Deeper".

by Anonymousreply 47October 1, 2024 9:19 PM
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