TIMMY CHALAMET on the set of Marty Supreme

Looking more murine than ever.

Like a POW survivor.

Timothy Chalamet IS mafuckin' Herbert Kornfeld! Y'all bitches best be giving him the Osca!

He looks Asian. Is he playing an Asian in this flick?

Oh dear! Is that an attempt at a moustache?

aw he's been growing that mustache for four whole years. way to go timmsy

Why does the movie industry keep pushing this person as the next it boy 👦?

This is actually a good look for mouseboy, it deemphasizes his rodentness.

I feel like he could bust his femur stepping off a curb. It'd be like spooning a garden shovel.

Good luck to the crew!

He signed a first look deal with Warner Brothers but A24 is producing?

He’s so thirsty for that Oscar and you can tell this is backup in case the Dylan film flops.

He’s a producer on this one. It’s possible he’s covering a significant portion of the production costs.

Like a child playing dress up.

Pathetic.

Without his wavy hair he is a total plain Jane.

Spoiler alert: he loses to Forrest Gump in the grand finale!

The diva rumors and the Kartrashians didn’t affect his career the way we thought it would. When the Kartrashian contract was signed, he lost fans and everybody said it would negatively impact his career but he’s still booked and busy.

Who the fuck keeps hiring this rat?

R17: Fags like him.

R17: This is an industry that hates change and hates new people. They employ the same actors over and over and over again until they’re no longer bankable or the public isn’t interested in them anymore.

R14: That’s why he’s never letting anyone touch his hair. If his hair goes, so do his opportunities.

Does he have to walk on those planks because he's too short? Huh?

I love his hairstyle but I wouldn't say he looks particularly handsome here. He looks like twerp, which I suppose this character was.

Maybe he’s worried that if he says no to a job that he won’t work again or fewer scripts will come his way.

r21 This movie is from one of the Safdie brothers, who made Good TIme and Uncut Gems, aka some of the hottest "hip" directors coming up -- working for them is not exactly slumming

[quote]He’s a producer on this one. It’s possible he’s covering a significant portion of the production costs.

Doubtful, actors with producer credits are usually just vanity things.

R23: Exactly he could just write a check, get a card on the movie, and then go on vacation.

I guess Marty Supreme will be a quick production because he will have to campaign if A Complete Unknown and his performance get good reviews.

Was he at Diddy parties?

I have no idea how he became the IT guy of the moment.

R26: He blew the right people.

Does he turn anything down?

r27 The pics of Chalamet on James Ivory's IG couldn't look more like a rent boy. Went to stay with Ivory for a few days before CMBYN went into production. Hmmm.

R29: I didn’t find Elio. I fucked Elio.

Does Gwyneth Paltrow play his mother?

I don't think we'll ever fully comprehend how he happened to Hollywood.

An Oscar nomination for Call Me By Your Name and the gigantic hits Wonka and Dune 1 and 2 r32

You aren’t very bright, are you?

To answer your question OP, no he does not.

Is the "gorgeous" in the room with us?

Butter face or rather butt faced.

Ping pong and Goop. I can't think of any less incentive to watch.

R11 tell me you know nothing about show business without telling me you know nothing about show business

r38 Go on then, explain it to us simpletons.

R39: He signed a first look deal with Warner Brothers but they clearly passed on the first project he brought to them. I'm sure Zaslav is regretting that deal already.

r40 No shit. I wanted to see how r38 was going to try and spin it.

Marty was called the "Danny Kaye of ping pong" because he would, and could, do anything to entertain a crowd. Like Kaye, he was a street smart, nervy, irrepressible New Yorker. This could be the "Raging Bull" of ping pong movies. Or it could tank.

They’re rushing him into as many movies as possible before he hits puberty.

[quote] They’re rushing him into as many movies as possible before he hits puberty.

A sensible move.

I'll never get this guy's appeal.

Bitch stole my act.

He looks like Tilda Swinton with a dye job.

But I thought he was excellent in “Just Call Me By Your Name” and “Dune 2” and he charmingly carried the not-all-that-good “Willie Wonka” reboot. I don’t think he’s in the category of ‘he’s good in everything’ but he’s not talentless.

R47: He ruined the Dune movies and Wonka but I agree about Call Me By Your Name. It’s his best performance to date. Having said that, he fundamentally was playing himself and he got so much praise because he cried on cue for three minutes.

He’s evolving from rat to ferret.

Timmy is a fashion icon

I C O N I C

Fag!

He is bird-boned and bad-bodied.

One half of a Sparks tribute band

Timmy looks so dashing

Maybe he can't sing or act but he can market himself. I'll give him that.

Timmy’s multiple acting nominations don’t support your argument r55

Because awards are all about talent and not about marketing at all

But let's go to the important matters. Did he attend Diddy's parties?

They've definitely hung out together, Chalamet looks delighted

This bitch.

Again?

I mean he was once friends with a cannibal and stood and applauded Will Smith. Of course he was at Diddy’s parties.

I guess being Hollywood’s pass-around bottom sometimes pays off.

He likes that big black cock.

r61 Hung out with Kanye too

Fran Drescher is playing his character’s Jewish mama.

The jealousy on this thread is hilarious

Yeah, that's it, we're all desperate to look like rodents and be fucking a Kardashian while maintaining a career by sucking Zaslav's dick.

Who is Zaslav?

Go away Timotay

Timmy lives rent free in your greasy low ceiling mind r67

You spend a great deal of energy in thinking about and having negative emotions about Timmy and that hilarious and wonderful

R70. Frau, be gone with you and your ilk!

r70 And you spend a great deal of energy in thinking about and having negative emotions about me, so that must mean you're jealous of me!

Timmy fangirls aren't the best or brightest

I don’t think of you at all r72

Poor thing

R14- He normally has curly hair not wavy. Granted they are not TIGHT curls but rodent boy's hair is curly nonetheless.

R63- Him and Ed Koch have that in common.

I want to fist him.

This one…I just can’t with her.

“Dating” a Kardashian?

Dating Lourdes Leon?

Dating Lily-Rose Depp?

Famewhoring much?

This gay guy has serious RBF.