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I got into a fight at the Cheesecake Factory

In the lobby. What a scene. I love it there.

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2024 9:25 PM

Oh my. Did you fling a taquito at someone's head?

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2024 2:25 PM

CoCo Peru said the music at Cheesecake Factory is too loud.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2024 2:26 PM

Gurl! I can only imagine what quality your bed and bath linens must be like.....

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2024 2:42 PM

Which variety of cheesecake did you get?

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2024 3:03 PM

Your waitress didn't take kindly to your correcting her pronunciation of "bruschetta"?

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2024 3:37 PM

[quote]Which variety of cheesecake did you get?

This time of year? I'm sure they are all pumpkin-spice-something.

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2024 3:39 PM

Was your “server” male homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2024 3:46 PM

Lucy, you got some esplaining to do...

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2024 3:54 PM

Is OP Delta Work?

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2024 4:06 PM

You know, Cheesecake Factory gets a bad rap. The food is actually not bad for what it is. The ingredients are fresh and relatively high quality. The cooking is consistent, so you always know what you’re going to get. I had the hibachi steak from Cheesecake Factory once and it was honestly one of the best steaks I’ve had dining out.

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2024 4:15 PM

r10 Agreed - the one near me is kind of a happy-hour hangout for a volunteer group I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2024 4:21 PM

Classy, OP. Were you wearing a fascinator?

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2024 4:27 PM

Were you upset over not being seated immediately?

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2024 4:30 PM

I've never been able to get in to the one near me. The Heiffers line up early and the place is always crowded. Always.

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2024 4:48 PM

I went once and was shocked by how many absolutely HUGE obese people eat there. It grossed me out.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2024 4:49 PM

r15 You thought you'd be the only one?

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2024 4:51 PM

How many faces were slapped?

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2024 4:57 PM

I was visiting a friend in the suburbs recently and we ended up sitting at the bar at the Cheesecake Factory—I ended up being pretty impressed by the level of bartending; fresh juices, proper glassware, etc. Hot bartenders too.

by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2024 5:08 PM

First tie I ever went to one was at Caesar's Palace. I loved it.

by Anonymousreply 19September 30, 2024 5:29 PM

Well, come on. Did you win? Did you take any prisoners?

by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2024 5:32 PM

And they don't serve panettone, R2, so why bother.

- CP

by Anonymousreply 21September 30, 2024 5:33 PM

OP, care to divulge any details of said fight? Who was it with? Over what? Details are NECESSARY!

by Anonymousreply 22September 30, 2024 5:51 PM

It was over a man.

by Anonymousreply 23October 1, 2024 4:34 AM

Same reason to like Dennys and McDonalds R10.

by Anonymousreply 24October 1, 2024 5:19 AM

I'd love to march down to my local and give the CUNT staff an attitude adjustment. I hate that place.

by Anonymousreply 25October 1, 2024 5:26 AM

Teacake must be feeling ma fuckin' better.

by Anonymousreply 26October 1, 2024 5:41 AM

Leave the Cheesecake Factory alone, Chrissy Metz, they clearly do not offer a buffet option!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 27October 1, 2024 5:48 AM

I can make better cheesecake at home.

by Anonymousreply 28October 1, 2024 6:28 AM

Your first mistake was going to the mafuckin Cheesecake Factory.

by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2024 6:58 AM

R26 Y’all swear yall won’t me to go away but won’t keep my name out that mouth. I didn’t make this thread.

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2024 7:26 AM

Oh dearing myself want not won’t.

by Anonymousreply 31October 1, 2024 7:30 AM

Everybody was cheesecake fighting

by Anonymousreply 32October 1, 2024 7:34 AM

R32 Them cunts was flaming lightening Wuhhh 🎵

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2024 7:37 AM

The Cajun Jambalaya was so delighting

by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2024 7:44 AM

I once had fettuccini Alfredo at the Cheesecake Factory and then a HUGE piece of cheesecake for dessert. I was beset with flatulence for days after. Their Shrimp Scampi is so much better than Olive Garden's.

by Anonymousreply 35October 1, 2024 2:24 PM

R23 someone brought a gun to a dick fight

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2024 9:25 PM
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