Gap-toothed hottie tells us about the benefits of Opossums 😍

Dollface thread.

I learned only now that the first O is optional and only preferred in technical and scientific writing.

Anyway, he's so docile. I (regrettably) saw a Reddit video once where one of them was fighting a raccoon in the parking lot to the death and obviously the raccoon won.

He’s cute. I want to lift my caftan and present my Opossum to him.

Both of them are adorable

They die at 2 years old. What's the point of getting so attached to a pet wild animal such as this. It's tragic. Ancient animal that never evolved a lifespan suitable for its size.

Yeah, they're cute being snuggled by a cute influencer. Not so much when you walk up on one outside at night. I do respect them as critters, but they're terrifying looking.

A) the autism bleeds from his eyes

B) opossums die after 2 years, why bother.

What's going on with her hair?

You could boogie board through that top wave

Possums are supposed to be useful overall, but I still hate 'em.

[quote] I learned only now that the first O is optional and only preferred in technical and scientific writing.

Wrong!

Here's his Instagram. He goes by @nathanthecatlady.

Remember the guy who had a family of them living in his drawer?

The first o is silent. That is all.

Yes. R13! There was mixed opinion whether it was an EST, until he posted a picture. Classic DL.

Interview from 5 years ago. He's been a more successful influencer than actor. It appears tge gap was added for the Opossum shoot.

A long time ago my husband and I traveled to Australia for close to 3 weeks. We started with 5 days in Melbourne, going to a gay bar one night.

There was an outdoor patio at the place. One of the bartenders told me I should try feeding the bar’s “house opossum”. It lived on top of the pergola over the patio. He encouraged me to hold up a peanut (or maybe it was a chip). Suddenly out of the darkness this paw comes swiping at me with a loud hiss. I jumped… maybe I screamed a bit but it wasn’t louder than that hiss.

Naturally, the bartender was laughing his ass off. But at least he bought our first round of drinks for being a good-natured butt of his joke. If I remember right, he had a nice ass himself…

[quote]There was mixed opinion whether it was an EST, until he posted a picture.

You're forgetting the best part: The possum had a cartoon speech bubble saying "At least I don't have carbface like you bitches."

I love possums. They sneak up on our deck and eat cat food sometimes. They're shy but also very nearsighted so if they don't see us, we get to watch 'em.

They also eat ticks, which is greatly appreciated here in Lyme country.

He’s straight so he is therefore pointless.

Some people in Cuba eat them. They say the taste is delicious.

I'd let him show me his naughty parts

He’s all over social media taking about animals

Possums look like Zombie Raccoons

I think they're cute. I occasionally see them wandering through my yard, and used to happen across them in the bushes where the feral cats I fed nested.

They are koalas on crack.

When viewers were asked to take a poll on Michael Strahan's gap, the morons told him to keep it. His Botox didn't wasn't part of the survey.

He seems like a good guy. But he seems REALLY into himself. I can’t help but feel when you put your own face on every one of your instagram posts - or even just half of them, you must be a raging narcissist. Total turnoff.

An influencer... who is also a narcissist??

***falls over in shock***

Possums are adorable. I love their angry looking faces

Dollface Thread.

I like possums but have no desire to pick one up and have it that close to my face and neck. I doubt the possum would enjoy it either. He should admire them from a respectful distance.

Playing Possum

Interesting the opossum stares in his face and waits for the snuggle and kiss

Let us dream, R19!

That is adorable, OP.

Wait, he’s straight?

Was that backstabber Miss Valdosta Feed and Grain there?

HORACE STRAIGHT???!!! 🙀

I love Nathan. He loves cats. Nathan also has a big dick. Some of his past videos show huge VPL.

R39 please post?

I'd give him a long tongue bath

It's kinda weird that it takes him up to a second take to talk about why they're beneficial. The first take is just a science fair presentation.

[QUOTE]He’s straight so he is therefore pointless.

Therefore, his dollface isn't? Is that what you're saying?

Possums look like white people if they were rats. Sorry not sorry.

[QUOTE]The first take is just a science fair presentation.

Don't be a scold. It's what most people need to hear. I only began seeing them in my city neighborhood ~ 3 years ago. People need a primer so they don't understand it's not an invasive or malicious animal like a rat that lots of yokels will mistake it for and abuse.

R44 didn't research mafuckin' real Opossums, the bitch.

^ exactly. They are hrabies. By eating ticks and do not have rabies unlike other animals

R46 I said what I said bitch. I’m talking bout the Virginia opossum.

Even the playing dead aspect. Opossums are white yo.

Even their sweet disposition and personality?

[quote]A) the autism bleeds from his eyes

Lest we forget we're on DL.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum it could be done.....