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Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms

Know when to say "when", brothers.

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by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2024 5:51 PM

They built different in Austria.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2024 2:09 PM

[quote] amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms

TINA brought me the axe!

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2024 2:27 PM

I just pace around my abode for 6 hrs talking to myself, occasionally stopping to weep at deep religious realizations or stare at ripples in the light. I’ve never wanted to take an axe to my axe.

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2024 2:28 PM

There would be no point in living without a penis. It’s the most important part of the human body.

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2024 2:43 PM

R4 I've become very attached to mine.

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2024 3:23 PM

This should be an anti-drug public service announcement.

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2024 3:47 PM

Did he have a mushroom head?

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2024 3:52 PM

Say no to drugs, kids.

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2024 3:53 PM

"Go ahead, axe me about my penis."

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2024 4:16 PM

The problem in this scenario isn't that he was high on mushrooms but that he was Austrian.

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2024 4:21 PM

This is a rescue penis.

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2024 4:25 PM

Of course he probably drank too, bad combination.

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2024 4:29 PM

Why is Reality not enough for some people? They have to always be amping things up with drugs, drink and other addictions.

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2024 4:39 PM

Wtf?

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2024 4:43 PM

Is it still available?

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2024 4:49 PM

SHE amputated her penis. She.

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2024 4:52 PM

R11 Resh kyoo pee noosh?

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2024 5:51 PM
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