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Does Teacake have a large cock?

Asking for a friend……… who will be in DC next week…….. and wouldn’t mind going for a ride.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2024 2:19 PM

Why don't you ask your Asian boyfriend you take trips to Poland with, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2024 5:15 AM

Mafuckin’ you got it!

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2024 5:34 AM

Gerg's Cucumber Recipes. Only $12.95 at Babra's DL mall!

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2024 5:38 AM

Get out of the water, now!

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by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2024 5:45 AM

It has a front hole.

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2024 5:47 AM

Ming the Clam is fascinating.

[QUOTE]: "The same species of clam are caught commercially and eaten daily; anyone who has eaten clam chowder in New England has probably eaten flesh from this species, many of which are likely several hundred years old."

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by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2024 7:22 AM

Why can't you stop harassing her?

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2024 8:16 AM

[quote]Why can you stop harassing it?

FIFY.

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2024 8:21 AM

OP Drown in a teacup

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by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2024 9:54 AM

Doubtful

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2024 9:55 AM

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by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2024 10:17 AM

Tallulah's is bigger.

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2024 10:35 AM

Teacake (and all of her other dramatis personae) all suffer from PTM syndrome, not to mention the ED from all of the drugs.

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2024 2:02 PM

Post-translational modification?

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2024 2:14 PM

Princess Tiny Meat, R14.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2024 2:19 PM
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