I had food poisoning this weekend.
Felt gross Friday night. By midday Saturday I figured it out and made myself vomit. All afternoon. Now Sunday evening it's settling.
I had forgotten how gross this is. Twice I pooped my pants when I was slung over the toilet vomiting. Thank god my bed was spared.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 29, 2024 8:41 PM
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Now you've given me mood poisoning - thanks for killing the vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 29, 2024 7:10 PM
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[quote]Twice I pooped my pants when I was slung over the toilet vomiting.
Just how loose is your hole, OP?! You really should be able to hold it in for that second or two it takes to switch around and plop your ass down on the crapper.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 29, 2024 7:11 PM
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Grow up, OP - all of your posts are stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 29, 2024 7:11 PM
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Not-so-stealth scat thread.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 29, 2024 7:11 PM
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I was delirious and didn't feel it coming.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 29, 2024 7:13 PM
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OP, some things are better to keep to yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 29, 2024 7:27 PM
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OP, is that why you started the "I Keep Having to Throw Up" thread also?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 29, 2024 7:32 PM
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r8 OP does seem to be very desperate for attention
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 29, 2024 7:33 PM
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R8 No. that’s not this OP because I made that thread.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 29, 2024 7:36 PM
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R10. And this one also. Just give it the fuck up!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 29, 2024 7:39 PM
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Ahh, speaking of desperate for attention, there's r10, "coincidentally" right on time.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 29, 2024 7:43 PM
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Sadly not from ass. I haven't eaten ass since January 2020
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 29, 2024 7:46 PM
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R13 yes it’s absolutely a coincidence because I didn’t make this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 29, 2024 7:49 PM
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Upside, your clothes will feel loose this week due to loss of fluid, giving you the illusion of having lost weight.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 29, 2024 8:08 PM
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And this OP is what is commonly referred to as an over-share.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 29, 2024 8:21 PM
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OP, we understand DL is a safe space, but even we have some limits...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 29, 2024 8:24 PM
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Thanks for sharing, weirdo
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 29, 2024 8:29 PM
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Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your oversharing
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall and defecate on yourself remember you almost had it all .
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 29, 2024 8:33 PM
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How lovely. You started this thread to gain what exactly? Sympathy? If so you can wish in one hand and shit in the other then wait to see which one fills up faster. That’s all.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 29, 2024 8:41 PM
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