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I had food poisoning this weekend.

Felt gross Friday night. By midday Saturday I figured it out and made myself vomit. All afternoon. Now Sunday evening it's settling.

I had forgotten how gross this is. Twice I pooped my pants when I was slung over the toilet vomiting. Thank god my bed was spared.

by Anonymousreply 21September 29, 2024 9:41 PM

Now you've given me mood poisoning - thanks for killing the vibe.

by Anonymousreply 1September 29, 2024 8:10 PM

[quote]Twice I pooped my pants when I was slung over the toilet vomiting.

Just how loose is your hole, OP?! You really should be able to hold it in for that second or two it takes to switch around and plop your ass down on the crapper.

by Anonymousreply 2September 29, 2024 8:11 PM

Grow up, OP - all of your posts are stupid.

by Anonymousreply 3September 29, 2024 8:11 PM

Not-so-stealth scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 4September 29, 2024 8:11 PM

I was delirious and didn't feel it coming.

by Anonymousreply 5September 29, 2024 8:13 PM

I wish you well, OP

by Anonymousreply 6September 29, 2024 8:19 PM

OP, some things are better to keep to yourself.

by Anonymousreply 7September 29, 2024 8:27 PM

OP, is that why you started the "I Keep Having to Throw Up" thread also?

by Anonymousreply 8September 29, 2024 8:32 PM

r8 OP does seem to be very desperate for attention

by Anonymousreply 9September 29, 2024 8:33 PM

R8 No. that’s not this OP because I made that thread.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2024 8:36 PM

R10. And this one also. Just give it the fuck up!

by Anonymousreply 11September 29, 2024 8:39 PM

Did you get it from ass?

by Anonymousreply 12September 29, 2024 8:40 PM

Ahh, speaking of desperate for attention, there's r10, "coincidentally" right on time.

by Anonymousreply 13September 29, 2024 8:43 PM

Sadly not from ass. I haven't eaten ass since January 2020

by Anonymousreply 14September 29, 2024 8:46 PM

R13 yes it’s absolutely a coincidence because I didn’t make this thread.

by Anonymousreply 15September 29, 2024 8:49 PM

Upside, your clothes will feel loose this week due to loss of fluid, giving you the illusion of having lost weight.

by Anonymousreply 16September 29, 2024 9:08 PM

And this OP is what is commonly referred to as an over-share.

by Anonymousreply 17September 29, 2024 9:21 PM

OP, we understand DL is a safe space, but even we have some limits...

by Anonymousreply 18September 29, 2024 9:24 PM

Thanks for sharing, weirdo

by Anonymousreply 19September 29, 2024 9:29 PM

Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your oversharing

Fly high and proud

And if you should fall and defecate on yourself remember you almost had it all .

by Anonymousreply 20September 29, 2024 9:33 PM

How lovely. You started this thread to gain what exactly? Sympathy? If so you can wish in one hand and shit in the other then wait to see which one fills up faster. That’s all.

by Anonymousreply 21September 29, 2024 9:41 PM
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