My niece just sent me a text saying she’s a lesbian. She’s not. She’s just saying this for attention.
My niece is ignorant
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 2, 2024 11:12 PM |
Is she a big one OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 28, 2024 4:56 PM |
No. If she said she was TRANS it would be for attention. Chances are she's a dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2024 4:59 PM |
She does this sort of shit all the time. If it’s not this, it’s stuff like I’m not going back to school. Or I might have cancer. Open ended lies. She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 28, 2024 5:01 PM |
I’m kind of venting. I mean, how would you like to get a text out of the clear blue from your niece saying I’m a lesbian. Nothing more nothing less just I’m a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 28, 2024 5:02 PM |
I did reply with “you’re ignorant”.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 28, 2024 5:03 PM |
Is your niece Chappell Roan?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 28, 2024 5:04 PM |
Well, if she said she’s a lesbian, that would check….
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 28, 2024 5:04 PM |
She said she’s lebanese.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 28, 2024 5:05 PM |
You should have responded, “i know, the shoes and the gait gave it away long ago.”
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 28, 2024 5:06 PM |
She's a thespian?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 28, 2024 5:06 PM |
No because she isn’t an accomplished actress. She’s an ignorant teenager who often acts out to get my attention. Her mom (my sister) is over her shit.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 28, 2024 5:07 PM |
She’s no more lesbian than I am.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 28, 2024 5:08 PM |
Borderline.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 28, 2024 5:08 PM |
Has she stated her boundaries yet? Did she tell you NOW so she doesn't have to tell you LATER?
If so, I think you got yourself a for-real dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 28, 2024 5:10 PM |
She's an attention whore, darlin
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 28, 2024 5:13 PM |
Aren’t all women lesbian-ish or at least dyke-adjacent?
At least female homosexuality has been, and probably still is, more acceptable and less offensive to the general public than "man on man”-iositishness.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 28, 2024 5:14 PM |
Why are you so invested? Why respond with something so hurtful? Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 28, 2024 5:25 PM |
Her announcement is a blessing this close to the holidays. Now you know to buy her a gift certificate for Arby's this year.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 28, 2024 5:36 PM |
You giving her the attention she craves is the whole point of her behavior. Chill out and unburden yourself by what has been, thinking only about what can be lol. You could just give a quick congrats and keep it moving. Decouple from the chaos.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2024 6:12 PM |
Maybe she says outrageous stuff to try to give someone in your family a lethal heart attack.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 28, 2024 6:23 PM |
At least Christmas shopping will be easy this year: flannel shirts and a Home Depot gift card.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 28, 2024 6:39 PM |
R19 congrats is an excellent reply. Thx
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 28, 2024 6:43 PM |
Text back that Chappell Roan is a dumb cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2024 6:46 PM |
This niece never happened.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2024 6:48 PM |
I think you’re overreacting, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 28, 2024 7:17 PM |
[quote]She’s just saying this for attention.
And then you posted this on here to get attention yourself.
Wonder where she gets it from.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 28, 2024 7:34 PM |
[quote] She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.
What do you think "ignorant" means, OP? You sound, well, ignorant of the meaning of the words you use.
Also, boyfriend WHO, not THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 28, 2024 7:39 PM |
That's ignorant!!
She's ignorant!!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 28, 2024 7:43 PM |
The grammar nazi needs to be flushed down a toilet. I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 28, 2024 7:49 PM |
You’re soooooo funny, R27
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 28, 2024 8:32 PM |
“For the 17th time, I’m not a lesbian. When should I pick up the U Haul?”
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 28, 2024 8:34 PM |
The only upside to claiming you're a lesbian is the discount you get at Ace Hardware.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 28, 2024 9:03 PM |
My niece just sent me a picture of herself saying "I swept my hair over to the side. This makes it look a little different." It doesn't. She just wants attention.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 28, 2024 9:41 PM |
[quote] I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.
Mistaking THAT for WHO is not a typo and is thus oh dear worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 28, 2024 9:44 PM |
My niece is obdurate.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 28, 2024 9:47 PM |
"She’s not. She’s just saying this for attention. "
Just like this post.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 28, 2024 9:50 PM |
My niece is reductive.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 28, 2024 9:58 PM |
OP, you're typical Datalounge - OH NO NOT A LESBIAN! She’s bi, not lez.
My 24 year old niece is a lesbian. Either she doesn’t know it yet or is keeping it a secret because of her bible thumping parents. She’s very blonde, very attractive, but I knew it when she was five years old.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 28, 2024 10:12 PM |
Who’d admit they’re a lesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 28, 2024 10:15 PM |
My friend Julie texted everyone announcing I was a gay, but fuck her because there are at least eight Jeffreys in her social circle.
And she really does offer to suck my dick in case I’m not gay. I hate her.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 28, 2024 10:21 PM |
What exactly is she ignorant of? What does she not know?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 28, 2024 10:44 PM |
She refused to attend school for nearly two weeks. When asked why all she would tell us is “They’re all a bunch of liars”.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 28, 2024 11:22 PM |
What in the flyover low rent hell?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 28, 2024 11:27 PM |
My niece is a cunt
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 28, 2024 11:39 PM |
Buy her a decorative walking stick for Christmas!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 28, 2024 11:49 PM |
1/10, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 28, 2024 11:58 PM |
Here's what you do. First off, post her text on you facebook pager. Then make a tiktok showing the text on your phone. Then, post the text on twitter. Then tell her you shared the happy news by singing it from the rooftops. When she completely melts down, act shocked, then tell her its her mess to mop up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 29, 2024 12:12 AM |
R35, maybe she just loves you and wants to include you in her life.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 29, 2024 1:55 AM |
R38 Attention whoring is hereditary, darlin'.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 29, 2024 2:19 AM |
I agree with R50. I think you should take this disclosure from your niece at face value.
And just for the record, I don’t know your sexual orientation and really don’t care, but heterosexuals are awfully hard to please. I’m assuming you’re heterosexual. When we come out to you, if we do, we’re attention seeking. If we don’t come out to you, we’re lying. How would you like this to be your life? You wouldn’t.
So I say believe what she says and just be accepting.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 29, 2024 2:34 AM |
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A pack of Merits with a few missing
Copies of “Ruby Fruit Jungle” and “Pawing Through The Past”.
Mason Jar filled with Chai tea (careful! It leaks!)
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 29, 2024 3:53 AM |
She’s getting coal this Xmas
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 29, 2024 4:00 AM |
OP tell your niece to stop playing on yo phone.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 29, 2024 5:05 AM |
OP, your niece? Did Genie have a daughter?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 29, 2024 5:21 AM |
I'm a gay alley and mama bare!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 29, 2024 5:23 AM |
Give her a breath mint, punch her in the arm, and take her to a titty bar.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 29, 2024 5:29 AM |
R56 Ho don’t try me. You know goddam well that’s my sister nickname. I didn’t make this post. Fuck that nappy headed ho. She’s fkin dead to me. Fkin social climber. And fuck you too.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 29, 2024 5:53 AM |
Figures Teacunt would come on here and foul up this thread.
No one was looking for you, shithead, or your fake sister.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 29, 2024 6:27 AM |
“ If your niece texted that she's a lesbian but you believe she's doing it for attention, consider the following:
1. **Open Dialogue:** Have a gentle conversation to understand her feelings and intentions. 2. **Validate Feelings:** Acknowledge her emotions, as they can be complex, even if you doubt her sincerity. 3. **Avoid Dismissal:** Don't outright dismiss her claim, as this might make her feel misunderstood. 4. **Educate and Share:** Offer resources about LGBTQ+ topics to create a safe space for exploration. 5. **Be Patient:** Young people often experiment with their identities; being supportive can help her feel secure in discussing her feelings.
Ultimately, aim to maintain a supportive relationship while she navigates her identity.”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 29, 2024 7:16 AM |
OP, if you’re serious, you sound like a mother from 1975 would.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 29, 2024 1:05 PM |
OP, have you been taking pills with a 1975 expiration date?
Are you wearing a turtle neck sweater? Is there an owl made of sticks and twine hanging anywhere?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 29, 2024 1:26 PM |
R62 why is that, pig?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 29, 2024 3:36 PM |
I’m gonna block her for the next week.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 29, 2024 6:18 PM |
R64 = the pig troll
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 29, 2024 6:23 PM |
My Uncle is a senile smelly old kween. Hate him. At least my wife and I will get his stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 29, 2024 6:31 PM |
I don't think she's "ignorant".
I think she's a garden variety liar.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 29, 2024 6:39 PM |
[quote] I’m gonna block her for the next week.
Sounds like the best plan. For both of you.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 29, 2024 6:40 PM |
OP are you sure. It just seems that girls being lesbian for attention is so 2005.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 29, 2024 6:41 PM |
R69 do not judge.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 29, 2024 8:54 PM |
It’s square fish, Phyllis.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 29, 2024 9:47 PM |
She moved in with her boyfriend yesterday and my sister says if she’s not home by 10 pm tonight she’s having the boyfriend arrested for child molestation. The shit is getting very deep
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 2, 2024 11:12 PM |