My niece is ignorant

Is she a big one OP?

No. If she said she was TRANS it would be for attention. Chances are she's a dyke.

She does this sort of shit all the time. If it’s not this, it’s stuff like I’m not going back to school. Or I might have cancer. Open ended lies. She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.

I’m kind of venting. I mean, how would you like to get a text out of the clear blue from your niece saying I’m a lesbian. Nothing more nothing less just I’m a lesbian.

I did reply with “you’re ignorant”.

Is your niece Chappell Roan?

Well, if she said she’s a lesbian, that would check….

She said she’s lebanese.

You should have responded, “i know, the shoes and the gait gave it away long ago.”

She's a thespian?

No because she isn’t an accomplished actress. She’s an ignorant teenager who often acts out to get my attention. Her mom (my sister) is over her shit.

She’s no more lesbian than I am.

Borderline.

Has she stated her boundaries yet? Did she tell you NOW so she doesn't have to tell you LATER?

If so, I think you got yourself a for-real dyke.

She's an attention whore, darlin

Aren’t all women lesbian-ish or at least dyke-adjacent?

At least female homosexuality has been, and probably still is, more acceptable and less offensive to the general public than "man on man”-iositishness.

Why are you so invested? Why respond with something so hurtful? Yuck.

Her announcement is a blessing this close to the holidays. Now you know to buy her a gift certificate for Arby's this year.

You giving her the attention she craves is the whole point of her behavior. Chill out and unburden yourself by what has been, thinking only about what can be lol. You could just give a quick congrats and keep it moving. Decouple from the chaos.

Maybe she says outrageous stuff to try to give someone in your family a lethal heart attack.

At least Christmas shopping will be easy this year: flannel shirts and a Home Depot gift card.

R19 congrats is an excellent reply. Thx

Text back that Chappell Roan is a dumb cunt.

This niece never happened.

Reminds me of this clip

Hmm. Try this link:

I think you’re overreacting, OP!

[quote]She’s just saying this for attention.

And then you posted this on here to get attention yourself.

Wonder where she gets it from.

[quote] She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.

What do you think "ignorant" means, OP? You sound, well, ignorant of the meaning of the words you use.

Also, boyfriend WHO, not THAT.

That's ignorant!!

She's ignorant!!

The grammar nazi needs to be flushed down a toilet. I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.

You’re soooooo funny, R27

“For the 17th time, I’m not a lesbian. When should I pick up the U Haul?”

The only upside to claiming you're a lesbian is the discount you get at Ace Hardware.

My niece just sent me a picture of herself saying "I swept my hair over to the side. This makes it look a little different." It doesn't. She just wants attention.

[quote] I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.

Mistaking THAT for WHO is not a typo and is thus oh dear worthy.

My niece is obdurate.

"She’s not. She’s just saying this for attention. "

Just like this post.

My niece is reductive.

OP, you're typical Datalounge - OH NO NOT A LESBIAN! She’s bi, not lez.

My 24 year old niece is a lesbian. Either she doesn’t know it yet or is keeping it a secret because of her bible thumping parents. She’s very blonde, very attractive, but I knew it when she was five years old.

Who’d admit they’re a lesbian?

My friend Julie texted everyone announcing I was a gay, but fuck her because there are at least eight Jeffreys in her social circle.

And she really does offer to suck my dick in case I’m not gay. I hate her.

What exactly is she ignorant of? What does she not know?

She refused to attend school for nearly two weeks. When asked why all she would tell us is “They’re all a bunch of liars”.

What in the flyover low rent hell?

My niece is a cunt

Buy her a decorative walking stick for Christmas!

1/10, OP.

Here's what you do. First off, post her text on you facebook pager. Then make a tiktok showing the text on your phone. Then, post the text on twitter. Then tell her you shared the happy news by singing it from the rooftops. When she completely melts down, act shocked, then tell her its her mess to mop up.

R35, maybe she just loves you and wants to include you in her life.

R38 Attention whoring is hereditary, darlin'.

I agree with R50. I think you should take this disclosure from your niece at face value.

And just for the record, I don’t know your sexual orientation and really don’t care, but heterosexuals are awfully hard to please. I’m assuming you’re heterosexual. When we come out to you, if we do, we’re attention seeking. If we don’t come out to you, we’re lying. How would you like this to be your life? You wouldn’t.

So I say believe what she says and just be accepting.

Present a gift basket! You will include:

Nutloaf & old, smashed granola bars

A pack of Merits with a few missing

Copies of “Ruby Fruit Jungle” and “Pawing Through The Past”.

Mason Jar filled with Chai tea (careful! It leaks!)

She’s getting coal this Xmas

OP tell your niece to stop playing on yo phone.

OP, your niece? Did Genie have a daughter?

I'm a gay alley and mama bare!

Give her a breath mint, punch her in the arm, and take her to a titty bar.

R56 Ho don’t try me. You know goddam well that’s my sister nickname. I didn’t make this post. Fuck that nappy headed ho. She’s fkin dead to me. Fkin social climber. And fuck you too.

Figures Teacunt would come on here and foul up this thread.

No one was looking for you, shithead, or your fake sister.

“ If your niece texted that she's a lesbian but you believe she's doing it for attention, consider the following:

1. **Open Dialogue:** Have a gentle conversation to understand her feelings and intentions. 2. **Validate Feelings:** Acknowledge her emotions, as they can be complex, even if you doubt her sincerity. 3. **Avoid Dismissal:** Don't outright dismiss her claim, as this might make her feel misunderstood. 4. **Educate and Share:** Offer resources about LGBTQ+ topics to create a safe space for exploration. 5. **Be Patient:** Young people often experiment with their identities; being supportive can help her feel secure in discussing her feelings.

Ultimately, aim to maintain a supportive relationship while she navigates her identity.”

OP, if you’re serious, you sound like a mother from 1975 would.

OP, have you been taking pills with a 1975 expiration date?

Are you wearing a turtle neck sweater? Is there an owl made of sticks and twine hanging anywhere?

R62 why is that, pig?

I’m gonna block her for the next week.

R64 = the pig troll

My Uncle is a senile smelly old kween. Hate him. At least my wife and I will get his stuff.

I don't think she's "ignorant".

I think she's a garden variety liar.

[quote] I’m gonna block her for the next week.

Sounds like the best plan. For both of you.

OP are you sure. It just seems that girls being lesbian for attention is so 2005.

R69 do not judge.

It’s square fish, Phyllis.

She moved in with her boyfriend yesterday and my sister says if she’s not home by 10 pm tonight she’s having the boyfriend arrested for child molestation. The shit is getting very deep