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My niece is ignorant

My niece just sent me a text saying she’s a lesbian. She’s not. She’s just saying this for attention.

by Anonymousreply 73October 2, 2024 11:12 PM

Is she a big one OP?

by Anonymousreply 1September 28, 2024 4:56 PM

No. If she said she was TRANS it would be for attention. Chances are she's a dyke.

by Anonymousreply 2September 28, 2024 4:59 PM

She does this sort of shit all the time. If it’s not this, it’s stuff like I’m not going back to school. Or I might have cancer. Open ended lies. She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.

by Anonymousreply 3September 28, 2024 5:01 PM

I’m kind of venting. I mean, how would you like to get a text out of the clear blue from your niece saying I’m a lesbian. Nothing more nothing less just I’m a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 4September 28, 2024 5:02 PM

I did reply with “you’re ignorant”.

by Anonymousreply 5September 28, 2024 5:03 PM

Is your niece Chappell Roan?

by Anonymousreply 6September 28, 2024 5:04 PM

Well, if she said she’s a lesbian, that would check….

by Anonymousreply 7September 28, 2024 5:04 PM

She said she’s lebanese.

by Anonymousreply 8September 28, 2024 5:05 PM

You should have responded, “i know, the shoes and the gait gave it away long ago.”

by Anonymousreply 9September 28, 2024 5:06 PM

She's a thespian?

by Anonymousreply 10September 28, 2024 5:06 PM

No because she isn’t an accomplished actress. She’s an ignorant teenager who often acts out to get my attention. Her mom (my sister) is over her shit.

by Anonymousreply 11September 28, 2024 5:07 PM

She’s no more lesbian than I am.

by Anonymousreply 12September 28, 2024 5:08 PM

Borderline.

by Anonymousreply 13September 28, 2024 5:08 PM

Has she stated her boundaries yet? Did she tell you NOW so she doesn't have to tell you LATER?

If so, I think you got yourself a for-real dyke.

by Anonymousreply 14September 28, 2024 5:10 PM

She's an attention whore, darlin

by Anonymousreply 15September 28, 2024 5:13 PM

Aren’t all women lesbian-ish or at least dyke-adjacent?

At least female homosexuality has been, and probably still is, more acceptable and less offensive to the general public than "man on man”-iositishness.

by Anonymousreply 16September 28, 2024 5:14 PM

Why are you so invested? Why respond with something so hurtful? Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 17September 28, 2024 5:25 PM

Her announcement is a blessing this close to the holidays. Now you know to buy her a gift certificate for Arby's this year.

by Anonymousreply 18September 28, 2024 5:36 PM

You giving her the attention she craves is the whole point of her behavior. Chill out and unburden yourself by what has been, thinking only about what can be lol. You could just give a quick congrats and keep it moving. Decouple from the chaos.

by Anonymousreply 19September 28, 2024 6:12 PM

Maybe she says outrageous stuff to try to give someone in your family a lethal heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 20September 28, 2024 6:23 PM

At least Christmas shopping will be easy this year: flannel shirts and a Home Depot gift card.

by Anonymousreply 21September 28, 2024 6:39 PM

R19 congrats is an excellent reply. Thx

by Anonymousreply 22September 28, 2024 6:43 PM

Text back that Chappell Roan is a dumb cunt.

by Anonymousreply 23September 28, 2024 6:46 PM

This niece never happened.

by Anonymousreply 24September 28, 2024 6:48 PM

Reminds me of this clip

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by Anonymousreply 25September 28, 2024 7:03 PM

Hmm. Try this link:

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by Anonymousreply 26September 28, 2024 7:05 PM

I think you’re overreacting, OP!

by Anonymousreply 27September 28, 2024 7:17 PM

[quote]She’s just saying this for attention.

And then you posted this on here to get attention yourself.

Wonder where she gets it from.

by Anonymousreply 28September 28, 2024 7:34 PM

[quote] She has a boyfriend that works at Starbucks and they’re together all the time she’s just doing this for attention because she’s ignorant.

What do you think "ignorant" means, OP? You sound, well, ignorant of the meaning of the words you use.

Also, boyfriend WHO, not THAT.

by Anonymousreply 29September 28, 2024 7:39 PM

That's ignorant!!

She's ignorant!!

by Anonymousreply 30September 28, 2024 7:43 PM

The grammar nazi needs to be flushed down a toilet. I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.

by Anonymousreply 31September 28, 2024 7:49 PM

You’re soooooo funny, R27

by Anonymousreply 32September 28, 2024 8:32 PM

“For the 17th time, I’m not a lesbian. When should I pick up the U Haul?”

by Anonymousreply 33September 28, 2024 8:34 PM

The only upside to claiming you're a lesbian is the discount you get at Ace Hardware.

by Anonymousreply 34September 28, 2024 9:03 PM

My niece just sent me a picture of herself saying "I swept my hair over to the side. This makes it look a little different." It doesn't. She just wants attention.

by Anonymousreply 35September 28, 2024 9:41 PM

[quote] I do voice to text on here a lot because I can’t type.

Mistaking THAT for WHO is not a typo and is thus oh dear worthy.

by Anonymousreply 36September 28, 2024 9:44 PM

My niece is obdurate.

by Anonymousreply 37September 28, 2024 9:47 PM

"She’s not. She’s just saying this for attention. "

Just like this post.

by Anonymousreply 38September 28, 2024 9:50 PM

My niece is reductive.

by Anonymousreply 39September 28, 2024 9:58 PM

OP, you're typical Datalounge - OH NO NOT A LESBIAN! She’s bi, not lez.

My 24 year old niece is a lesbian. Either she doesn’t know it yet or is keeping it a secret because of her bible thumping parents. She’s very blonde, very attractive, but I knew it when she was five years old.

by Anonymousreply 40September 28, 2024 10:12 PM

Who’d admit they’re a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 41September 28, 2024 10:15 PM

My friend Julie texted everyone announcing I was a gay, but fuck her because there are at least eight Jeffreys in her social circle.

And she really does offer to suck my dick in case I’m not gay. I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 42September 28, 2024 10:21 PM

What exactly is she ignorant of? What does she not know?

by Anonymousreply 43September 28, 2024 10:44 PM

She refused to attend school for nearly two weeks. When asked why all she would tell us is “They’re all a bunch of liars”.

by Anonymousreply 44September 28, 2024 11:22 PM

What in the flyover low rent hell?

by Anonymousreply 45September 28, 2024 11:27 PM

My niece is a cunt

by Anonymousreply 46September 28, 2024 11:39 PM

Buy her a decorative walking stick for Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 47September 28, 2024 11:49 PM

1/10, OP.

by Anonymousreply 48September 28, 2024 11:58 PM

Here's what you do. First off, post her text on you facebook pager. Then make a tiktok showing the text on your phone. Then, post the text on twitter. Then tell her you shared the happy news by singing it from the rooftops. When she completely melts down, act shocked, then tell her its her mess to mop up.

by Anonymousreply 49September 29, 2024 12:12 AM

R35, maybe she just loves you and wants to include you in her life.

by Anonymousreply 50September 29, 2024 1:55 AM

R38 Attention whoring is hereditary, darlin'.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 29, 2024 2:19 AM

I agree with R50. I think you should take this disclosure from your niece at face value.

And just for the record, I don’t know your sexual orientation and really don’t care, but heterosexuals are awfully hard to please. I’m assuming you’re heterosexual. When we come out to you, if we do, we’re attention seeking. If we don’t come out to you, we’re lying. How would you like this to be your life? You wouldn’t.

So I say believe what she says and just be accepting.

by Anonymousreply 52September 29, 2024 2:34 AM

Present a gift basket! You will include:

Nutloaf & old, smashed granola bars

A pack of Merits with a few missing

Copies of “Ruby Fruit Jungle” and “Pawing Through The Past”.

Mason Jar filled with Chai tea (careful! It leaks!)

by Anonymousreply 53September 29, 2024 3:53 AM

She’s getting coal this Xmas

by Anonymousreply 54September 29, 2024 4:00 AM

OP tell your niece to stop playing on yo phone.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 29, 2024 5:05 AM

OP, your niece? Did Genie have a daughter?

by Anonymousreply 56September 29, 2024 5:21 AM

I'm a gay alley and mama bare!

by Anonymousreply 57September 29, 2024 5:23 AM

Give her a breath mint, punch her in the arm, and take her to a titty bar.

by Anonymousreply 58September 29, 2024 5:29 AM

R56 Ho don’t try me. You know goddam well that’s my sister nickname. I didn’t make this post. Fuck that nappy headed ho. She’s fkin dead to me. Fkin social climber. And fuck you too.

by Anonymousreply 59September 29, 2024 5:53 AM

Figures Teacunt would come on here and foul up this thread.

No one was looking for you, shithead, or your fake sister.

by Anonymousreply 60September 29, 2024 6:27 AM

“ If your niece texted that she's a lesbian but you believe she's doing it for attention, consider the following:

1. **Open Dialogue:** Have a gentle conversation to understand her feelings and intentions. 2. **Validate Feelings:** Acknowledge her emotions, as they can be complex, even if you doubt her sincerity. 3. **Avoid Dismissal:** Don't outright dismiss her claim, as this might make her feel misunderstood. 4. **Educate and Share:** Offer resources about LGBTQ+ topics to create a safe space for exploration. 5. **Be Patient:** Young people often experiment with their identities; being supportive can help her feel secure in discussing her feelings.

Ultimately, aim to maintain a supportive relationship while she navigates her identity.”

by Anonymousreply 61September 29, 2024 7:16 AM

OP, if you’re serious, you sound like a mother from 1975 would.

by Anonymousreply 62September 29, 2024 1:05 PM

OP, have you been taking pills with a 1975 expiration date?

Are you wearing a turtle neck sweater? Is there an owl made of sticks and twine hanging anywhere?

by Anonymousreply 63September 29, 2024 1:26 PM

R62 why is that, pig?

by Anonymousreply 64September 29, 2024 3:36 PM

I’m gonna block her for the next week.

by Anonymousreply 65September 29, 2024 6:18 PM

R64 = the pig troll

by Anonymousreply 66September 29, 2024 6:23 PM

My Uncle is a senile smelly old kween. Hate him. At least my wife and I will get his stuff.

by Anonymousreply 67September 29, 2024 6:31 PM

I don't think she's "ignorant".

I think she's a garden variety liar.

by Anonymousreply 68September 29, 2024 6:39 PM

[quote] I’m gonna block her for the next week.

Sounds like the best plan. For both of you.

by Anonymousreply 69September 29, 2024 6:40 PM

OP are you sure. It just seems that girls being lesbian for attention is so 2005.

by Anonymousreply 70September 29, 2024 6:41 PM

R69 do not judge.

by Anonymousreply 71September 29, 2024 8:54 PM

It’s square fish, Phyllis.

by Anonymousreply 72September 29, 2024 9:47 PM

She moved in with her boyfriend yesterday and my sister says if she’s not home by 10 pm tonight she’s having the boyfriend arrested for child molestation. The shit is getting very deep

by Anonymousreply 73October 2, 2024 11:12 PM
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