UPDATE: Robison campaign tells me the Lt. Gov. is “currently being treated for burns following an incident at a campaign event in Mt. Airy. He is in good spirits.”
Breaking: I’m told NC Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson was rushed to the hospital tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 30, 2024 5:42 AM |
Like latex burns? Did a plug-in set fire? That happened to me once.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 28, 2024 7:12 AM |
His sister-in-law had an especially hot pissy asshole and it burnt his peepee.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2024 7:46 AM |
Burnt by the hot wax S&M play.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 28, 2024 7:58 AM |
Pervert.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 28, 2024 8:00 AM |
Firing up the ovens was he? Pity he's not covered in burns.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 28, 2024 8:49 AM |
Maybe a priest threw holy water on him.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 28, 2024 8:57 AM |
Am I being too cynical to think this is a distraction and play for sympathy, like Trump’s assassination “attempt”?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 28, 2024 8:58 AM |
Why yes, you are. But one random Twitter chick had this story?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 28, 2024 9:03 AM |
Reportedly, he burned his hand while rubbing up against a hot truck. I hope the truck gets an attorney!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 28, 2024 9:05 AM |
He's so desperate, he went to a Klan rally to get their support... and look what happened.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 28, 2024 10:02 AM |
Burn Baby Burn
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 28, 2024 10:37 AM |
Racist pervert fat ass Uncle Tom.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 28, 2024 11:00 AM |
Yes R10 the hem of his robe caught fire when he lit the cross!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 28, 2024 12:23 PM |
Did he lodge his fisting dildo in his corpulent, capacious ass and not use enough lube?
"SOME PEOPLE NEED KILLING!"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 28, 2024 12:41 PM |
He was careless with his meth pipe.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 28, 2024 12:41 PM |
Lady L’Belle’s poosie is hot, but it shouldn’t burn 🔥 him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 28, 2024 1:00 PM |
Was it his jerking-off hand? This might cut into his Nude Africa time.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 28, 2024 1:02 PM |
I’m sure this black nazi will be back trying to overturn women’s suffrage in no time.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2024 1:25 PM |
Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 28, 2024 1:32 PM |
[quote] Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?
When weather disasters happen in Texas, I take the family and head to Cancun. I leave the little dog at home helplessly looking out the glass window.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 28, 2024 1:44 PM |
Why would the cause be omitted when obviously it was viewed by a crowd- and perhaps cameras?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2024 1:52 PM |
[quote]He’s been released from the hospital.
OMG, he must have been really burned! Look at his face...it's brown. All his writings indicated a white man.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2024 1:54 PM |
Black guy goes to redneck “truck parade” and NONE of the burns are from a rope?! Damn… the Klan is getting soft.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 28, 2024 2:05 PM |
Is "in good spirits" code for wasted off his ass on the expensive liquor?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 28, 2024 2:33 PM |
Burns? What in the entire fuck is going on this election season?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 28, 2024 2:36 PM |
How conveniently timely.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 28, 2024 4:26 PM |
[quote]Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?
He couldn’t resist the siren song of their glistening tail pipes.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 28, 2024 5:31 PM |
When I heard he had burns, I immediately assumed it was a suicide attempt.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 28, 2024 7:31 PM |
From the Scalding Hot Tea Spilled about him.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 28, 2024 7:32 PM |
He went on a porno-thon without lubricant again. I bet you can see smoke emanating from his crotch. Ouch.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 28, 2024 9:54 PM |