Breaking: I’m told NC Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson was rushed to the hospital tonight.

Like latex burns? Did a plug-in set fire? That happened to me once.

His sister-in-law had an especially hot pissy asshole and it burnt his peepee.

Burnt by the hot wax S&M play.

Pervert.

Firing up the ovens was he? Pity he's not covered in burns.

Maybe a priest threw holy water on him.

Am I being too cynical to think this is a distraction and play for sympathy, like Trump’s assassination “attempt”?

Why yes, you are. But one random Twitter chick had this story?

Reportedly, he burned his hand while rubbing up against a hot truck. I hope the truck gets an attorney!

He's so desperate, he went to a Klan rally to get their support... and look what happened.

Burn Baby Burn

Racist pervert fat ass Uncle Tom.

Yes R10 the hem of his robe caught fire when he lit the cross!

Did he lodge his fisting dildo in his corpulent, capacious ass and not use enough lube?

"SOME PEOPLE NEED KILLING!"

He was careless with his meth pipe.

He’s been released from the hospital.

Lady L’Belle’s poosie is hot, but it shouldn’t burn 🔥 him.

Was it his jerking-off hand? This might cut into his Nude Africa time.

I’m sure this black nazi will be back trying to overturn women’s suffrage in no time.

Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

Keep on truckin’

[quote] Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

When weather disasters happen in Texas, I take the family and head to Cancun. I leave the little dog at home helplessly looking out the glass window.

Why would the cause be omitted when obviously it was viewed by a crowd- and perhaps cameras?

[quote]He’s been released from the hospital.

OMG, he must have been really burned! Look at his face...it's brown. All his writings indicated a white man.

Black guy goes to redneck “truck parade” and NONE of the burns are from a rope?! Damn… the Klan is getting soft.

Is "in good spirits" code for wasted off his ass on the expensive liquor?

Burns? What in the entire fuck is going on this election season?

How conveniently timely.

[quote]Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

He couldn’t resist the siren song of their glistening tail pipes.

When I heard he had burns, I immediately assumed it was a suicide attempt.

From the Scalding Hot Tea Spilled about him.

He went on a porno-thon without lubricant again. I bet you can see smoke emanating from his crotch. Ouch.

It burns!