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Breaking: I’m told NC Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson was rushed to the hospital tonight.

UPDATE: Robison campaign tells me the Lt. Gov. is “currently being treated for burns following an incident at a campaign event in Mt. Airy. He is in good spirits.”

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by Anonymousreply 33September 30, 2024 5:42 AM

Like latex burns? Did a plug-in set fire? That happened to me once.

by Anonymousreply 1September 28, 2024 7:12 AM

His sister-in-law had an especially hot pissy asshole and it burnt his peepee.

by Anonymousreply 2September 28, 2024 7:46 AM

Burnt by the hot wax S&M play.

by Anonymousreply 3September 28, 2024 7:58 AM

Pervert.

by Anonymousreply 4September 28, 2024 8:00 AM

Firing up the ovens was he? Pity he's not covered in burns.

by Anonymousreply 5September 28, 2024 8:49 AM

Maybe a priest threw holy water on him.

by Anonymousreply 6September 28, 2024 8:57 AM

Am I being too cynical to think this is a distraction and play for sympathy, like Trump’s assassination “attempt”?

by Anonymousreply 7September 28, 2024 8:58 AM

Why yes, you are. But one random Twitter chick had this story?

by Anonymousreply 8September 28, 2024 9:03 AM

Reportedly, he burned his hand while rubbing up against a hot truck. I hope the truck gets an attorney!

by Anonymousreply 9September 28, 2024 9:05 AM

He's so desperate, he went to a Klan rally to get their support... and look what happened.

by Anonymousreply 10September 28, 2024 10:02 AM

Burn Baby Burn

by Anonymousreply 11September 28, 2024 10:37 AM

Racist pervert fat ass Uncle Tom.

by Anonymousreply 12September 28, 2024 11:00 AM

Yes R10 the hem of his robe caught fire when he lit the cross!

by Anonymousreply 13September 28, 2024 12:23 PM

Did he lodge his fisting dildo in his corpulent, capacious ass and not use enough lube?

"SOME PEOPLE NEED KILLING!"

by Anonymousreply 14September 28, 2024 12:41 PM

He was careless with his meth pipe.

by Anonymousreply 15September 28, 2024 12:41 PM

He’s been released from the hospital.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 28, 2024 12:56 PM

Lady L’Belle’s poosie is hot, but it shouldn’t burn 🔥 him.

by Anonymousreply 17September 28, 2024 1:00 PM

Was it his jerking-off hand? This might cut into his Nude Africa time.

by Anonymousreply 18September 28, 2024 1:02 PM

I’m sure this black nazi will be back trying to overturn women’s suffrage in no time.

by Anonymousreply 19September 28, 2024 1:25 PM

Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

by Anonymousreply 20September 28, 2024 1:32 PM

Keep on truckin’

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by Anonymousreply 21September 28, 2024 1:43 PM

[quote] Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

When weather disasters happen in Texas, I take the family and head to Cancun. I leave the little dog at home helplessly looking out the glass window.

by Anonymousreply 22September 28, 2024 1:44 PM

Why would the cause be omitted when obviously it was viewed by a crowd- and perhaps cameras?

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by Anonymousreply 23September 28, 2024 1:52 PM

[quote]He’s been released from the hospital.

OMG, he must have been really burned! Look at his face...it's brown. All his writings indicated a white man.

by Anonymousreply 24September 28, 2024 1:54 PM

Black guy goes to redneck “truck parade” and NONE of the burns are from a rope?! Damn… the Klan is getting soft.

by Anonymousreply 25September 28, 2024 2:05 PM

Is "in good spirits" code for wasted off his ass on the expensive liquor?

by Anonymousreply 26September 28, 2024 2:33 PM

Burns? What in the entire fuck is going on this election season?

by Anonymousreply 27September 28, 2024 2:36 PM

How conveniently timely.

by Anonymousreply 28September 28, 2024 4:26 PM

[quote]Why was the Lt. Governor at a truck show when a good portion of his state is under water?

He couldn’t resist the siren song of their glistening tail pipes.

by Anonymousreply 29September 28, 2024 5:31 PM

When I heard he had burns, I immediately assumed it was a suicide attempt.

by Anonymousreply 30September 28, 2024 7:31 PM

From the Scalding Hot Tea Spilled about him.

by Anonymousreply 31September 28, 2024 7:32 PM

He went on a porno-thon without lubricant again. I bet you can see smoke emanating from his crotch. Ouch.

by Anonymousreply 32September 28, 2024 9:54 PM

It burns!

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by Anonymousreply 33September 30, 2024 5:42 AM
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