House Candidate From Virginia Posed With a Fake Family

Lawd all them chicas look like Melissa Joan Hart at different ages. Why did he do this. He’s cute. Lemme guess he is a Maga.

His boyfriend wasn’t available?

I married George Glass.

Lol.

How very republican of him.

His real family is in Canada

I immediately knew this was fake because the kids aren’t posing with AR-15s.

Maybe Derrick's their "other daddy," and he's having an affair with the father, "his longtime friend."

Looks like he's photobombing his own "family"

They look as happy and normal as our family did.

His opponent is Eugene Vindman, Alexander's brother. He's leading by only a percentage point.

He's unmarried and has no kids but "just got engaged" (in time for the campaign, I guess)

I would never pull a stunt like this. I have my beautiful wife Mindy at my side.

How completely fucking pathetic

I barely have a presence on social media, but one doesn't have to dig too deep to figure me out. Don't these fools get that?

What a wackjob.

Sent out a mailer featuring his fake "daughter"

Stolen Honor!

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses.

The pic at R17 is hilarious. It would be ripe for parody if it didn't already *look* like parody.

Whitey Corngood and family.

mommy who is that man?

And who owns the dog in the r17 picture?

You’d think he could scrounge up some better looking children.

Maybe he can borrow Santorum's.

[Quote] Lawd

He’s fanatically anti-choice, predictably.

Apparently that “family photo” was taken but not published (although I’d be delighted to be proven wrong).

"They're stealing yo wives, they're stealing yo daughters! Pretending to be their husbands and daddies! Lies! Lies! Grab ya firearms, fellas!" - every conservative news outlet, if a Democrat has done this

In Japan, he could have just contacted an agency and they would send him up-to-date photographs of eligible candidates

In Japan, he could've gotten himself a waifu pillow.

In Japan he'd probably have a harder time finding tops with BBC to see on the downlow.

You would think that in this day and age someone on his staff could have been able to generate an AI family to just insert in his photo, I bet Kate Middleton could have helped him or some Russian trolls.

Who are these people? Did some MAGA man debase himself by allowing this creep to “borrow” his family.

No wonder a potential First Gentleman hasn’t caused any stir. They have JD Vance allowing his wife to be insulted, a man pimping out his whole family, men accompanying their groupie wives to Trump rallies and standing there while their wives drip at the sight of the orange one, a thrice bankrupt porn addict bragging about sodomizing his sister in law until she pisses on his chest….Need I go on. Their losers make Chastain Buttigeig seem like an alpha he-man.

I hate myself for finding him attractive.

[quote]I hate myself for finding him attractive.

Pretty is as pretty does.