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I just ordered my Trump Victory Watch

I sold the house mommy left me and took the plunge (living in my car right now). I hope it helps our President make America great again!

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by Anonymousreply 26September 28, 2024 6:29 PM

Horrible.

by Anonymousreply 1September 27, 2024 9:12 PM

They look like they'd sell very well in Dubai.

by Anonymousreply 2September 27, 2024 9:17 PM

OP, are you new to trolling, dear? This is *far* too grammatically correct to be believable coming from a Trump cultist.

by Anonymousreply 3September 27, 2024 9:19 PM

I’m going to Dubai!

by Anonymousreply 4September 27, 2024 9:20 PM

Would Erin Moran have been a Trumper like Chachi?

by Anonymousreply 5September 27, 2024 9:24 PM

Enjoy loser

by Anonymousreply 6September 27, 2024 9:41 PM

Super klassy!

by Anonymousreply 7September 27, 2024 10:01 PM

Considering her numerous mental health problems, chances are yes, r5

by Anonymousreply 8September 27, 2024 10:17 PM

I'm so embarrassed to admit I once bought a Trump necktie from TJ Maxx about 20 years ago. It actually was a sharp tie. I usually donate clothing I don't wear anymore but that thing went straight to the landfill the day after he became president.

by Anonymousreply 9September 27, 2024 10:43 PM

Trump Ice for sale!

Act now. The highest bidder will get a super secret coupon code to buy a bridge in Brooklyn.

Cash offers only.

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by Anonymousreply 10September 27, 2024 10:55 PM

Are Melania's poosey NFTs still available?

by Anonymousreply 11September 27, 2024 11:11 PM

Yes R11, and lots of artful nude photos!

by Anonymousreply 12September 27, 2024 11:14 PM

Um... What about the erm.... ECONOMY?

by Anonymousreply 13September 27, 2024 11:16 PM

I saw an Ivanka purse in a thrift store recently. It was blingy but worn-out, like her.

by Anonymousreply 14September 27, 2024 11:18 PM

I once got a much better watch for nothing at a certain department store on Third Avenue.

by Anonymousreply 15September 27, 2024 11:38 PM

It’s money laundering scheme for the Saudis. Prove me wrong.

by Anonymousreply 16September 27, 2024 11:43 PM

Let me get this straight:

Trump: Inflation is out of control! Americans can't afford to buy groceries! They can't afford to eat bacon! Gas prices are over $3 a gallon! I'm the candidate who cares about the common people!

Also Trump: Please buy my watch at the grossly inflated price of $100,000!

Bidenomics must really be working if there are people in this country who can afford to pay $100,000 for a shitty watch.

by Anonymousreply 17September 28, 2024 5:20 PM

I CAN'T AFFORD BACON ANYMORE!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 18September 28, 2024 5:26 PM

R15 That's a testament to Indonesian childrens skilled artisanship...

by Anonymousreply 19September 28, 2024 5:28 PM

This feels like - of course - a scam for foreign entities to buy up these cheap watches and donate into his campaign.

I don't think ANY Americans are buying these - but Russians, Saudis, and other foreign governments?

Just one more scam they need to look into. The fraud is just so overwhelming with him - it's non fucking stop.

by Anonymousreply 20September 28, 2024 5:35 PM

^ I'm sure Merrick Garland will get right on this.

by Anonymousreply 21September 28, 2024 5:38 PM

R21 - I 100% agree with you - but at the same time, have we ever seen shit a constant shitshow of crimes? How do you even keep up?

Really Trump should just be in jail without bond - but Republicans won't allow any of its politicians to suffer any consequences.

by Anonymousreply 22September 28, 2024 5:44 PM

How can you have the moral high ground and want to run the country like you’re a host on QVC?

by Anonymousreply 23September 28, 2024 6:02 PM

We Swifties have been wearing ours since they came out.

by Anonymousreply 24September 28, 2024 6:07 PM

Did you invest in his stock too?

by Anonymousreply 25September 28, 2024 6:09 PM

OP, make sure you invest in his crypto as soon as it launches!

by Anonymousreply 26September 28, 2024 6:29 PM
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