I just ordered my Trump Victory Watch

Horrible.

They look like they'd sell very well in Dubai.

OP, are you new to trolling, dear? This is *far* too grammatically correct to be believable coming from a Trump cultist.

I’m going to Dubai!

Would Erin Moran have been a Trumper like Chachi?

Enjoy loser

Super klassy!

Considering her numerous mental health problems, chances are yes, r5

I'm so embarrassed to admit I once bought a Trump necktie from TJ Maxx about 20 years ago. It actually was a sharp tie. I usually donate clothing I don't wear anymore but that thing went straight to the landfill the day after he became president.

Trump Ice for sale!

Act now. The highest bidder will get a super secret coupon code to buy a bridge in Brooklyn.

Cash offers only.

Are Melania's poosey NFTs still available?

Yes R11, and lots of artful nude photos!

Um... What about the erm.... ECONOMY?

I saw an Ivanka purse in a thrift store recently. It was blingy but worn-out, like her.

I once got a much better watch for nothing at a certain department store on Third Avenue.

It’s money laundering scheme for the Saudis. Prove me wrong.

Let me get this straight:

Trump: Inflation is out of control! Americans can't afford to buy groceries! They can't afford to eat bacon! Gas prices are over $3 a gallon! I'm the candidate who cares about the common people!

Also Trump: Please buy my watch at the grossly inflated price of $100,000!

Bidenomics must really be working if there are people in this country who can afford to pay $100,000 for a shitty watch.

I CAN'T AFFORD BACON ANYMORE!!!!!!!

R15 That's a testament to Indonesian childrens skilled artisanship...

This feels like - of course - a scam for foreign entities to buy up these cheap watches and donate into his campaign.

I don't think ANY Americans are buying these - but Russians, Saudis, and other foreign governments?

Just one more scam they need to look into. The fraud is just so overwhelming with him - it's non fucking stop.

^ I'm sure Merrick Garland will get right on this.

R21 - I 100% agree with you - but at the same time, have we ever seen shit a constant shitshow of crimes? How do you even keep up?

Really Trump should just be in jail without bond - but Republicans won't allow any of its politicians to suffer any consequences.

How can you have the moral high ground and want to run the country like you’re a host on QVC?

We Swifties have been wearing ours since they came out.

Did you invest in his stock too?

OP, make sure you invest in his crypto as soon as it launches!