I keep having to throw up

Have you been watch a lot of Meryl Streep movies?

Word of advice: avoid the buffet on a cruise ship.

R1 No I generally try to stay away from those films. You are my favorite actress G.

Pancreatitis—the end is nigh.

Please don’t jinx me. I have been trying to be a good Christian lately.

Could be something serious, probably not but could be. Get an appointment with your primary care doc if you have one.

Do you get sweaty and hot too? Those are signs of a heart attack.

Food? Bile? Dry heaves?

R7 no sweat and hotness. So it is always the next morning after drinking or after I eat breakfast but I’m never drunk drunk that’s why I think it could something more serious. I’m Teacake btw. I feel like I should state that because a lot of people hate on me here and probably want me to die.

How much are you drinking?

See a doctor, but also significantly decrease your alcohol intake (or stop it altogether) and increase consumption of nonalcoholic fluids.

I was nauseous all the time when I was a heavy drinker. Nausea can be a result of hormonal imbalance--not just a female thing- which in turn can be caused by alcohol.

Stop drinking OP! Geezus.

R10 sometimes 1-2 glasses of whiskey. Other a 3/4 bottle of wine. I need it to sleep and ease the pain of bad decisions.

Could be gurd, or diverticulitis, see a Dr OP, and stay off the sauce.

Can I have your stuff?

[quote] Even when I’m not drunk

Thank goodness it's not that often.

R16 Sure but first what are your political leanings?

OP, are ya' prega-net?

Self compassion is a far better way to handle the pain of bad decisions.

It could be all the cum stuck in your gullet.

[quote] Self compassion is a far better way to handle the pain of bad decisions.

Yeah, but drinking is more fun.

You can just get bombed and then pass out.

Sounds serious. Can I have your stuff?

Are you someone born a male or female no matter how you identify today? If female have you missed your period?

Hello, he's already told you he's Teacake, which means none of this ever happened.

[quote] I’m Teacake btw. I feel like I should state that because a lot of people hate on me here and probably want me to die.

Perhaps if you indulged us, we'd like you better.

I am Teacake and I’m not lying.

OP, it's just a natural reaction to all the BILE that spews from your filthy mouth.

Had this happen with a good friend of mine. Dead within months. There is a good chance you could do better.

I AM Teacake!

R28 Lately the only bile that has come from me is people insulting me or disrespecting me first or accusing me of being someone I’m not.

Being it's Teacake...please don't give me your stuff.

Poor, poor misunderstood Teacake. Nothing is ever his fault.

[quote] Being it's Teacake...please don't give me your stuff.

You don't want his crack pipe and half-drank can of malt liquor?

If you’re throwing up bile, it could be bile reflux.

Cut out cheese and high cholesterol foods

You been buying that Sara Lee crap, that's your problem!

R30 Opie WAS Teacake. We've endured at least 35 more of its sock puppet personas since then.

Don't stop, though. We need easy targets to practice on and this fool has given us at least 36 of them by now.

R34 How racist. I don’t drink malt liquor.

Some white people drink malt liquor, Teacunt. Why not you?

This thread makes me want to throw up!

R39 I don’t know why you come on my threads to argue with me. I’m not about that life of drama. Aren’t you a bit old for that stuff to?

Please do, R40

We were puking for years reading the shit you posted.

Under all your different monikers.

[quote]God I’m sorry for my past sins.

No you’re not. As soon as you think you’re feeling a little bit better you’re going to celebrate by getting shitfaced again. And again. And again. You will never learn your lesson and you will die in a puddle of your own puke.

R43 I haven’t been getting shitfaced lately that’s the thing. Just a few drinks. I think I may need to just stay away from all booze for a while. I think I’m suffering from post narcotics bloat and there is just too much phlegm in me now or something. Thanks all for the advice. 2 months strong here from hardcore stuff.

Or, you could be dying.

Yes, Teacake, you are largely hated here. Why do you think that is?

R46 I am not largely hated here. There are a handful of people who hate me posting under multiple names. Happy Friday my friend.

Sounds like rabies. Drink plenty of water because rabies makes you thirsty.

Teacake, you stupid fucking lying junkie, no one on DL likes you. We openly despise you. That you can't figure that out means you're still on the hard stuff. Now take a little more and OD already.

That's not true, R49, I like him.

Teacake, you say it helps you sleep, can you try something like melatonin or CBD? Or see a doctor for benzos though that might be iffy with what you've told us about your history.

[quote]Just a few drinks

Typical R44 drunkspeak for, I got so shitfaced I had another blackout.

Don’t stop. Just fucking die.

Go for the benzos.

Hey folks you can like or not like Teacake and goodness knows referring to someone’s things in the future post-mortem tense and wishing death by grease fire are DL traditions and all in good fun. But there’s some precedent for legal liability should suggestions of suicide + online bullying lead to a unfortunate outcome. And I for one don’t want some lawyer with a subpoena showing up at Muriel’s doorstep asking for our names and ISP addresses. So let’s keep our bitchery senseless and wishes of death clearly fanciful so we can keep this vile pit of trollery functioning.

R53 I’m not trolling.

It’s Andy Cohen’s description of DL Teacake. I hope you feel better.

R55 Oh I see. And I do. I drank some seltzer water and ate some leftover spaghetti.

You might have GERD. I take Prilosec for mine. Go see a doctor, OP. My sister self diagnosed, didn't seek medical help and it ends up she had cancer for years.

Stomach flu. Duh.

What does Genie say?

If you’re asking DL and not a doctor, you have one more bad decision to drink over.

Are you a daily, long-term cannabis user in addition to being a drunk? Because that can really fuck-up your stomach, too.

R60 Omg I just was simply posting earlier. I don’t know about you but I’m not part of the 1%. I don’t have my primary physician on speed dial.

This place was always good fun and bitchery but it’s like a nasty element has permeated DL in the past year. I blame Trump for the this shit.

It could be an ulcer. Why are you saying, "even when I'm not drinking"? Do you regularly drink that much? Buy a bottle of Mylanta and take a couple of spoonfuls and see if that helps.

But do see a doctor.

R64 I mean usually I’ve only ever thrown up from drinking the same night. It’s never been typical for me to have 1 or 2 drinks before bed and then throw up the next morning. Similarly sometimes just randomly throughout the day I feel nauseous and have the urge to throw up whatever I just ate.

It could be an ulcer, it could be gallstones, it could be several causes. But in most cases the sooner you get it checked out and diagnosed the better off you will be regardless what the cause is.

Go to AA

For F sake, go the the ER, sounds serious, if that's too expensive, go to an Urgent Care place, they deal with small stuff like that and if it's serious they will send you to the ER anyway.

Throwing up a lot is not normal. Something is wrong with your body could be serious or some kind of virus or parasite thats not going away on its own..

Is it dead yet?

Get your blood work done, make sure you're not anemic. Get a colonoscopy to make sure it isn't colon cancer. This sounds like something that might - MIGHT - be serious. Yes and in the meantime lay off the booze!

[quote] I keep having to throw up

OP, take off the Harry Styles CD.

Don't panic, it's just acid reflux/Gerd. I had it and I was throwing up all the time. My doc gave me some pills to take 30 minutes before a meal and haven't puked since.

[quote] This place was always good fun and bitchery but it’s like a nasty element has permeated DL in the past year. I blame Trump for the this shit.—HolierThanThou

Funny, the rest of us blame you.

Dead Man Walking

or in this case Dead Man Still Drinking then throwing up after drinking while bragging he is not as big a drunk as he was last month.

Followed by a prayer to God asking for forgiveness for his sinful life and begging as hard as he can that he is not dying.

R74 Dude I’m not a drunk. You are a sadistic son of a bitch. I’ve had some substance abuse issues but have been clean for 2 months. R70 I think you are right. Because whenever I take over the counter antacid tablets the nausea isn’t as severe. For all it’s worth I had a physical at the beginning of the summer, not related to this but my yearly, and all my blood work was fine and I smoke at least 1 cigarette a day.

Teacake, it might simply be Covid. The second time I caught it I puked a bit but also had loose bowels.

R75 anyone who throws up after drinking and continues to drink is someone with a significant drinking problem.

Does that sound better and trigger you less than calling you a drunk?

And your quote “Some substance problems”—- also sounds a lot better than addict. It’s not what we do in life it’s what we call things that count.

R77. To trigger him more, point out the fact that he's white...

R78 you’re sad. Just sad.

You might have IBS. I am constantly nauseous.

The only illness Teacake has is his incessant need for attention. All the rest is made up.

R81 I don’t need attention but you obviously do.

[quote] I don’t need attention

Says the liar who has had a dozen aliases on here.

R83 Then why da fuck do you keep feeding me then bitch. Get a life. Yes I have other names because it’s annoying when you are in the middle of a thread especially political ones and you realized you have been locked out because some wack ass person and his minions have decided to FF you to death. I know I’m neurotic as fuck. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not pretending to be black or anything else for that matter.

Is the fucking hated drunk dead yet?

Why isn't Teacak posting in red any more?

Did his EBT cash benefits run out, and he can't afford to buy more sock puppet accounts?

Sad!

R86 what is EBT cash. And I ain’t never been on welfare.

R87. Why did you ask what EBT cash was and then respond that you "ain't ever been on welfare"? Why do you continously lie and then get caught 4 words later? Why do you make up stories? Tell me why....

R88 Because I know what a fkin EBT card is. I’ve just never heard someone say EBT cash suggesting that is something different from that card which is essentially food stamps. Listen you mafuckin bastards keep coming for me and this shit is ridiculous. Get lost and block me.

R89 You use an EBT card to withdrawl EBT cash, moron. And blocking you does no good when you have 13 sock puppet accounts. You just keep turning up like bad penny.

[quote] Listen you mafuckin bastards keep coming for me and this shit is ridiculous. Get lost and block me.

We have a better idea. Disappear. Forever.

Presumptuous of you to speak for me, r91. You must be one of those invasive straight chicks. Shouldn't you and your other fat companions be invading a gay bar tonight? Surely one of you has a fiance to celebrate.

Yes, I am fully aware that smelly fat broads get fucked, occasionally .

[quote]Yes, I am fully aware that smelly fat broads get fucked, occasionally

Look at Teacunt/R92 talking about his sainted mother like that.

R93. He's a disgrace to all Italians everywhere!

Is it dead yet?

Teacake, can I have your autograph?

You're a celebrity!

R96 sure my dear. In a few years it will be worth lots of money.

Is it dead yet?

R98. It'll just rise from the grave again, as it always does.

I'm still having a hard time understanding why everyone hates Teacak.

It's like a weird, Mean Girl mob mentality.

Teacake think s/he’s gaslighting DL. That’s an insult to our collective intelligence. R100.

thinks, not think

It must be wild and crazy lonely to let somebody live in your head rent free like that.

Not stomach cancer, OP.

Liver cancer that is secondary to colon cancer. Brain and bones next.

Bye!

[quote] It must be wild and crazy lonely to let somebody live in your head rent free like that.—Teacake

It must be even crazier and lonelier to come on here and invent dozens of aliases and make up tons of stories just to get attention from someone, anyone.

R103. Who said you do that? You have to POST UNDER MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS TO GET PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOU. Nobody thinks about you until these lame posts come up in similar styles and dialects but under different names or Anonymous. THEN WE THINK ABOUT YOU. After that, like in your real existence, you vanish from memory.

A reaction to semen? It is protein is it not?

If you're making this up you're pathetic.

If you aren't, chances are you have alcoholic pancreatitis. Get help.

R102 why?

Why waste your time and ours? Did you think we would not understand your post without that unneeded correction?

Not only did all understand the first time we also know that there is no edit function here.

Trust your audience a little

I have read on a lot of forums over the decades. But DL is the only one where making up untrue shit that never happened and lying just to have a thread to start seems to be an important part of posting here.

Seems kind of odd

[quote] If you're making this up you're pathetic.

[quote] If you aren't, chances are you have alcoholic pancreatitis. Get help.

I'M NOT ACTING!!!!

Teacrackhead submitted a photo for your viewing pleasure....

Is it dead yet?

O wow.

Sounds like morning sickness.

Congratulations OP, you’re pregnant!

Are you with child, OP?

R113 You font low vibrational.

R119. Drunk again? No wonder you're vomiting all the time.

Liars get uncontrollable vomiting.

R120 You tried it. I’m sober.

R122. I don't try anything, love. I do it!

Could be that weird nausea thing caused by reflux

How are the "rescue" Bengal cats? And that stupid self cleaning litter box?

When was your last period, OP?

R125 Oh God, why do you think it's him?

Is it dead yet?

R128 I know your karma is negative as fuck. I stay winning yo. Love all the awesome people. In 2 weeks I won’t be posting as much.

It could be gastroparesis or the opposite problem — emptying too fast.

[quote] In 2 weeks I won’t be posting as much.—HolierThanThou (Teacake)

Liar. You don't exist outside the DL.

R131 who are you living for? Who hurt that soul?

Do you know any other bad jokes, Teacunt? Besides yourself, I mean.

R133 I blame yo mama.

R129. Why love? Where are you going?

Is it dead yet?

R136 Hoe I’m like CandyMan. Somebody gon always conjure me up.

Whitey says what?

OP Esophagitis is possibly the culrit. GERD. Now you absolutely have to stop drinking alcohol. And get rid of the caffiene, especially coffee. Go to the doctor. You probably need to get an endoscopy.

Eat lightly, bland soft foods until you get checked out. Small amounts. Chicken soup. Broth,

OP, take double, maybe even triple doses of meth.

You're pregnant, OP.

R137. How can they? You have too many names to say three times each.

Is it dead yet?

God, if the OP isn’t a Patti Lupone fan, please let it be Patti itself.

Stop drinking any alcohol for now. Buy a bottle of apple cider vinegar and take two tablespoons a day. If it is GERD or esophageal related it should help with inflammation. But see a doctor to diagnose what is causing your symptoms.

R146 Vinegar should not be taken if you have inflammation in the esophagus. No.

Is it dead yet?

Natural apple cider vinegar has anti-inflammatory properties that help with GERD.

Is it dead yet?