Elon needs top surgery

By top, do you mean his brain?

Those are some estrogen induced baby boobies, if I’ve ever seen’em.

Cuck.

You know you want to lick his pasty tits.

Ten to one his trans name would be Elona Turner.

He needs a Manzere!

Imagine those saggy moobies floppin' about while Mark Zuckerberg punches him repeatedly in the face. Pity the fight never happened.

[quote] He needs a Manzere!

Bro!

He looks ready to breastfeed an entire Zulu tribe.

Ugly, saggytitted shitstain.

Please, as you get older as a man you get tits. It's a fact of life. I mean you can't suckle children like a poor Peruvian mother but you get them anyway.

It would be very hypocritical of him if he is indeed transitioning.

Bigger bazooms than my Meemaw.

Moobla

What's with the nips? Is he on steroids?

R10 = Meatloaf in Fight Club!

He's starting to gain the body of an albino African woman.

It’s to be more attractive to the Aliens.

r13 Absolutely nobody wanted, or needed, to see this.

Looks testosterone and melanin deficient.

Tune in Tokyo!

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in a nice sweater.

R7 = Kramer

Elonna

Like mother, like daughter

Knockers Up!

Did that gross guy get laid before he was rich? How?

Tits up!!

Is he going to a fancy dress party in a Star Trek uniform?

At least Bezos is fit

Is he feeding all eleventy thousand of his offspring from his own teeters?

Apparently he's had a bit of a make-over. See link below.

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Did he motorboat Grimes with them swinging titties?

XXXXLLL bra, by Maidenform

Big tits at work 🎥

I have to agree with R10.

Putin has a similar-looking chest area, and although he's not attractive, he's no tubby slouch fitness wise.

Small moobs don't turn me on by any means, but they also wouldn't be a COMPLETE deal-breaker if they were on a different older guy with an otherwise decent, normal face and body (and a great personality).

I'm more weirded out by his giant barrel-shaped deformed rib cage.

I'd motorboat him! (If he pays my legal fees)

He always comes off to me as having the worst breath & sour body odor.

R38, he has terrible under-boob sweat, too.

He's never lonely

So the reason he changed Twitter to X was in honor of his cross-your-heart bra?

R40 Russell mulcahey? Enough.

God he’s ugly. Looks like Jenner in that in-between period.

Someone give him Madonna's pointy bra to wear.

Do you think he uses LUME to combat the underboob odor? Or, is he an "all natural smell" type of gal?

Did he recently give birth? Maybe he's breast feeding.

Like Trump, Elon is a big smelly amorphous turd on society that feels compelled to smear his toxic fecal nonsense into the public atmosphere.

He was on ozempic

Ur supposed to gain the weight back if you stop ...is he still on it?

He’s so gross to look at. It’s distressing that he’s so intent on passing on those genes.

I would very happily never hear or read his name, nor hear of him ever again. If the media wasn't so fascinated by X/Twitter my dream might come true.