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Who is your favorite Helen?

Wellin?

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by Anonymousreply 22September 27, 2024 4:09 AM

Helen Wheels

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by Anonymousreply 1September 26, 2024 9:04 PM

Twelvetrees

by Anonymousreply 2September 26, 2024 9:06 PM

Heleyna Hutchins

by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2024 9:06 PM

Helen Highwater

by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2024 9:08 PM

I’m NOT going to lose to that deaf and blind cunt! This is not a pity party, fellas.

by Anonymousreply 5September 26, 2024 9:08 PM

Morgan

by Anonymousreply 6September 26, 2024 9:13 PM

[quote] Twelvetrees

Maria Tallchief

Yma Sumac

by Anonymousreply 7September 26, 2024 9:14 PM

Helena Bonham Carter

by Anonymousreply 8September 26, 2024 9:34 PM

That Hayes girl...

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by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2024 10:04 PM

Thirty Helens agree

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by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2024 10:55 PM

Fair is fair!

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by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2024 11:30 PM

Slater

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by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2024 11:38 PM

Helena Handbasket.

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2024 11:43 PM

Helen Lovejoy

by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2024 11:51 PM

Helen Gurley Brown

by Anonymousreply 15September 27, 2024 12:02 AM

Oh Stanley!

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by Anonymousreply 16September 27, 2024 1:33 AM

Helena Rubinstein, as portrayed by DL icon Patti LuPone in the musical "War Paint."

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by Anonymousreply 17September 27, 2024 3:12 AM

I don’t mind losing to Mirren. She’s always been a tits-out kind of gal. I can respect that.

by Anonymousreply 18September 27, 2024 3:30 AM

"you look like Helen Brown"

"So what, I look worse in green"

My Dad had a joke book from about 1938. That was one of them.

by Anonymousreply 19September 27, 2024 3:50 AM

One of the jokes, not one of the books. Oh Dearing myself for sentence construction.

by Anonymousreply 20September 27, 2024 3:51 AM

Well, [bold]I[/bold] mind losing to her.

But I done me some thinkin', and it's startin' to sink in that life goes on!

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by Anonymousreply 21September 27, 2024 3:53 AM

Mount St Helens, impressive but deadly.

by Anonymousreply 22September 27, 2024 4:09 AM
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