Jason Kelce shows his package in beach picture

His face ruins it for me

Cue Clara...

God, that's one fugly face.

Polish sausage. They are saying he is overexposed and he is proving them right. haha

Nice. I would.

Those brothers are so goddamn unattractive.

I wonder if ESPN has buyer's remorse?

Travis can kick rocks until his toes bleed, but Jason OTOH...let's play house, baby.

Totally hot.

Is that the one who dates Swift?

Mine’s bigger. And my face is less scary.

Jason could hit it.

I don't care how big his basket is, he's still a big fat hairy hog.

Makes up for the wombat dance

This is what constitutes a "revealing photo" in 2024? How puritanical.

This is considered newsworthy? Good god. There’s hardly anything there. Gross. Let’s see articles about celebrities’ vaginas.

r16 I enlarged it and you can definitely see the shape. The DM oversells it though

[quote] Polish sausage.

Jason Kelce Ethnicity: English, Scottish, Polish, Czech, Croatian

[quote] Let’s see articles about celebrities’ vaginas.

You don't gotta ask me twice!!!

He's my total type.

I hate "package" stuff. We all have dicks. We've all seen a ton of them. And we all know that usually "packages" reveal absolutely nothing about hard dick sizes.

So fucking sick of this guy and his brother. Go away.

They are like the trashier, sexier version of the Manning brothers.

Does Travis secretly crave the kielbasa? He is 'dating' Taylor "beard" Swift after all.

Great big fat person.

Bitch stole my act.

I guess that's 'hung' for the Brits at The Daily Fail.

People talk this families looks up too much. Jason's wife people call a beauty, she is an average looking woman with a lot of ears and chin going on. Jason is 36 and looks 46. Travis looks like he rides the short bus.

He looks like a big dumb redneck truck driver.

R29, but he has the heart of a lot lizard on the inside.

[quote]He looks like a big dumb redneck truck driver.

I know!

Who?

He’s fkin hot. I just love a domineering dirty white man like that, just as long as they are super clean.

His eyebrows are awful, along with the rest of him.

I wouldn’t normally advocate eyebrows getting done on guys, but this would make sense here. Just half the thickness of them and make it not too exact on the brow lines.

I'm so tired of these recent ex or soon-to-be former football stars trying to create buzz about them to extend their fame.

It's painfully obvious what they are doing.

Stay in your own lane Butterface jocks! If you want to do NFL commercials and football commentary - fine. But we don't need you weirdos for anything else.

That goes DOUBLE for Peyton Manning - with his Bubba face and that slow stupid sounding drawl. I ain't buying car insurance from that stupid fuck.

He looks like the young Ghost of Christmas Present muppet from Muppet's A Christmas Carol (albeit with brown hair instead of red and and a short beard instead of long).

His face is comical and over-exaggerated. He's like a living caricature.

That’s it?

That’s what has the micropenised masses all in a tizzy?

R36 But will you buy a pizza from him?

He needs a sitcom where he plays Santa Claus.

He needs to play a gay male gigolo dancer.

I was so distracted by all the hairy pale skin—miles of it—that I didn’t really do more than glance at the barely VPL. What I COULD see of it didn’t have me thinking that I wanted to go to bangtown with the guy.

I guess it doesn’t really matter to TS though. He’s got enough hair to be an excellent beard for her, which is why he’s still around.

R42 That’s not Tay’s boyfriend. That’s her boyfriend’s brother.

THIS is what got The Mirror into a tizzy? Seriously? ::eyeroll::

2 guys, a girl and a trap house.

Oops wrong thread. Damn auto reload.

Well that was a huge disappointment.

If you think about it, it's really insane that there is a news article in a (semi) legitimate newspaper about a celebrity's bulge.

Peyton was pretty funny on SNL.

He looks like some mutant drawn in metal shavings with a magnetic pencil.

God, what an ugly man.

He really is gross and unattractive

Corn fed and hand slapped - that's the way I like my men!

They're both ugly trolls.