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Starmer calls for the ‘return of the sausages’ in Gaza

Oh dear..., I fear the wurst....

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by Anonymousreply 9September 28, 2024 11:58 AM

It was such a strange slip of the tongue. Must have been thinking about his dinner.

by Anonymousreply 1September 25, 2024 1:35 PM

He was thinking about all the hot dogs being eaten in Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 2September 25, 2024 2:17 PM

I've spent much of my adult life trying to get sausages released.

by Anonymousreply 3September 25, 2024 2:32 PM

I think it was “Blessed are the sausage makers.”

by Anonymousreply 4September 25, 2024 2:35 PM

I'm sure there is plenty of halal size meat in Gaza.

by Anonymousreply 5September 25, 2024 2:44 PM

Let’s be frank, no one is a wiener here. I’m chorizo was just a mistake. He must be red hot with embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 6September 25, 2024 2:47 PM

R6 It was a banger.

by Anonymousreply 7September 25, 2024 2:57 PM

And mash.

by Anonymousreply 8September 25, 2024 3:04 PM

He was advocating for the return of male hostages only.

by Anonymousreply 9September 28, 2024 11:58 AM
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