I just found out . . .

I just found out that Janet Jackson is a very low IQ QAnon loon and MAGA supporter who pretends that her brother Michael wasn't a notorious paedophile who raped numerous little boys over several decades.

I just found out Millie Jackson isn't a Jackson family member - at all. Yet she's the original Nasty Jackson.

I just found out that The Cars had two singers, not one. Benjamin Orr in addition to Ric Ocasek. And he was HOT. I don't know why he wasn't featured more in the 80s videos. I knew that someone besides Ric sang "Drive," but I thought that a rare exception was made.

I was 19 before i found out that women use toilet paper after they pee.

I had Only brothers & i avoided thinking about women’s private parts as much as possible.

Well...they are still on their toes on the the thing between their toes and the floor? I mean if you dance in your shoes are you not really dancing with your feet?

R5 You're right.

Steve Perry left Journey in the 80s and was replaced by some Asian guy who sounded just like him.

Designer Kate Spade was David Spade's sister-in-law and she committed suicide.

Anne Klein and Calvin Klein are unrelated.

They're dancing on their toes, but the box in the pointe shoes stabilizes them.

You can't access the Dark Web by googling it.

R7 - and actress Rachel Brosnaham (the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) is Kate Spade's niece.

I just found out that a friend of mine is an idiot...

Me: I'm just getting over Covid. I tested negative for the first time in a week.

Him: How did you get that? Didn't Covid disappear when the pandemic ended?

Me:...I need smarter friends.

I recently learned that those soda can tabs are also to hold your straw, not just to open.

R11, you should have responded, “Yes, it went back to China.”

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

I just found out that the Partridge Family were neither partridges nor a family.

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It’s not related to upscale fashion or cosmetics? That name sounds like a brand that I’ve heard of in the past.

I just found out that the brand Palmolive is the union of the words "palm" and "olive".

Life hasn't been the same for me after that shocker!!

R16 Bobbi Brown is a makeup brand

I just found out that if you put a tablespoon in a glass of ice water and then take that spoon out while chilled and apply it directly to your boyfriend's balls just before he cums that he'll shoot semen right in his eyes and get mad at you for blinding him.