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Cats are mean

I mean seriously!

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by Anonymousreply 91September 28, 2024 2:26 AM

Cat owners don't know what a healthy relationship looks like. They accept all their bullshit - noctural running around, sudden sprint bursts knocking shit all over the place, ignoring you unless they want to be petted, hiding away for days, scratching your furniture, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2024 9:09 PM

Dollface thread

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2024 9:25 PM

The clip means nothing. The cat is just there - nothing spectacular.

Nothing to see her folks....

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2024 9:54 PM

Gallface thread.

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2024 9:59 PM

Is he staring at the retard?

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2024 10:03 PM

^We have a winner!

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2024 11:56 PM

Dolorousface thread.

by Anonymousreply 7September 25, 2024 12:19 AM

Cats CAN be subtle, though.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 25, 2024 12:22 AM

They are beautiful animals but I don’t think I can handle one in my dotage. Too self centered.

by Anonymousreply 9September 25, 2024 1:24 AM

I’d like to think the cat is Brittany Murphy reincarnated…

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by Anonymousreply 10September 25, 2024 2:07 AM

I love you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11September 25, 2024 2:59 AM

I love my cat who is in some ways a typical feline, but my dog really balances things off. I’m old now and need to be needed.

by Anonymousreply 12September 25, 2024 3:27 AM

Even Jackson Galaxy said that he prefers dogs to cats.

by Anonymousreply 13September 25, 2024 3:43 AM

Who are these people with aloof cats? Mine won’t even let me go to the bathroom alone

by Anonymousreply 14September 25, 2024 3:43 AM

I hate you, op. You're going to hell..

by Anonymousreply 15September 25, 2024 9:59 AM

I laughed waaaay to hard at this.

by Anonymousreply 16September 25, 2024 10:36 AM

Who wouldn't want a little lion in their living room? My cat is the perfect pet. So they're a little judgmental...he's earned the right. He can be cuddly too, just on his terms. And he smells like clean laundry, unlike dogs, who generally stink.

by Anonymousreply 17September 25, 2024 10:50 AM

Absolutely DONE with the stinking, puking, dingle-berry-laden flea bags.

by Anonymousreply 18September 25, 2024 11:01 AM

Oh shit,I’m going to hell for laughing so much at this..

by Anonymousreply 19September 25, 2024 11:09 AM

That is one problematic kitty. Though let's be real, we all have an immediate innate reaction when we see someone with an unusual face – be it from a genetic syndrome or a disfigurement. It's just that our civility kicks in in less than a second and we're able to not react. Kitties don't have that!

by Anonymousreply 20September 25, 2024 11:22 AM

Cat may not be mean, but you are, R5.

by Anonymousreply 21September 25, 2024 11:29 AM

Agreed, BonniePrinceCharlie. R5 is nasty; I’ve had this angry misanthrope blocked for ages.

by Anonymousreply 22September 25, 2024 12:11 PM

If you think the vid is hilarious, try reading the comments.

I had to stop cause my stomach was hurting so bad from laughing so hard.

by Anonymousreply 23September 25, 2024 12:17 PM

Every cat is an individual. It seems like it is the cat’s house, and the boy could be new to the environment. The cat is trying to figure out whether the new creature is welcome or not

by Anonymousreply 24September 25, 2024 12:22 PM

Nah, he knew what's up. 😂

by Anonymousreply 25September 25, 2024 12:25 PM

No Op, you!

by Anonymousreply 26September 25, 2024 12:37 PM

This is why I love cats. I've always had cats and never head an aloof one. Mine were clawing at the doors while I was in other rooms. Couldn't sit on toilet or take a shower without them raising hell to get in and, yes, they'd stare in judgment. My mother ended up putting her cats litter box in her bathroom because her cats decided it was time to use the john when she did. Each one has their own personality though. I've had total love bugs who would follow me like dogs and then more reserved ones but they were all hilariously entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 27September 25, 2024 12:58 PM

My cat is not self-centered.

I think cats get a bad rep because their faces and voices are not as expressive as dogs having evolved as solitary hunters, not pack hunters. To us, their sounds and faces convey anger or irritation, when that may not be how they are feeling

by Anonymousreply 28September 25, 2024 1:04 PM

Cats are whores.

A friend was recently hospitalized and I took care of his cat.

Cat was all over me. Kneading me, snuggling me, following me everywhere, purring at me, sitting on my head and neck in the morning to wake me up, etc. etc.

Friend is home from hospital now and cat suddenly acts like he doesn't even know me. Turns his head or sprints away at the sight of me.

Whore.

by Anonymousreply 29September 25, 2024 1:05 PM

[quote]Absolutely DONE with the stinking, puking, dingle-berry-laden flea bags.

I take it you dislike dogs as well because they're even dirtier than cats.

by Anonymousreply 30September 25, 2024 1:06 PM

r1 good attentive cat owners often don't have those problems because their cats aren't stressed out and bored

by Anonymousreply 31September 25, 2024 1:11 PM

R29, the cat had successfully infected you with toxoplasmosis, which was its goal.

Of course it was done with you after that.

by Anonymousreply 32September 25, 2024 1:13 PM

Put the volume up, this makes me laugh

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by Anonymousreply 33September 25, 2024 1:14 PM

I had a dog who would go berserk and start barking and growling whenever we encountered a drunk when we were walking downtown. It was amusing until I discovered she’d also do it when she saw someone with cerebral palsy or other conditions that made them “different” - then it was super embarrassing, so it’s not just cats!

by Anonymousreply 34September 25, 2024 2:02 PM

I read somewhere that animals may smell when is "different" or drunk.

by Anonymousreply 35September 25, 2024 3:45 PM

Cats are fucking awesome 😎

by Anonymousreply 36September 25, 2024 3:58 PM

My foster cat is inscrutable. Half the time, she's sweet , even gives me love-eyes and head butts, but the other half, she's keyed up and antsy and will even run up and bite me (glancing blow, no injury at all) and run away. (That's only happened twice in 6 weeks.) I give her several extended hard playing sessions a day. I wonder what her deal is.

by Anonymousreply 37September 25, 2024 5:10 PM

Troll

by Anonymousreply 38September 25, 2024 5:13 PM

I don't like seeing cats jumping up onto and sitting on kitchen counters. Their feet have been in cat littler and their asses, well, you know.

by Anonymousreply 39September 25, 2024 5:14 PM

And dogs lick your face, [R39] — and god knows where that tongue has been! I’ve seen dogs eat shit, anything!

Dogs slobber and drool gobs of saliva, too. Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 40September 25, 2024 5:21 PM

But dogs generally don't jump up on food prep areas and plant their assholes on counters.

by Anonymousreply 41September 25, 2024 5:27 PM

It's possible to find both cats and dogs dirty, you know R40.

Most animal lovers are filthy fucks.

by Anonymousreply 42September 25, 2024 6:58 PM

I take it you don't like animals R42?

A big criteria for me dating anyone is a love for animals. If they don't, they lack empathy in my experience. Big red flag.

by Anonymousreply 43September 25, 2024 7:02 PM

I knew a woman who allowed her dachshund to lick her guests plates at a Thanksgiving dinner. Stopped eating at her house.

by Anonymousreply 44September 25, 2024 8:21 PM

After they were finished R44? If so, I don't see the problem assuming they go through the dishwasher.

by Anonymousreply 45September 25, 2024 8:25 PM

The weirdest part is that they have the cat at the dinner table.

by Anonymousreply 46September 25, 2024 8:28 PM

What’s so weird about that?

by Anonymousreply 47September 25, 2024 8:30 PM

R45 please tell me you aren’t serious.

by Anonymousreply 48September 25, 2024 8:40 PM

Probably my favorite comment (yup, I'm going to hell):

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by Anonymousreply 49September 25, 2024 8:44 PM

[quote]Cats is meat

There, me doll. Fixed it for you!

by Anonymousreply 50September 25, 2024 8:49 PM

My cat kicked me out of bed this morning and told me that it was time for me to go. When I asked if I could at least take a shower, my cat told me he only had only one towel saying, "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here." He didn't offer me anything to eat either - non event toast.

That cat is just plain MEAN.

by Anonymousreply 51September 25, 2024 8:54 PM

Remember, Hell is hot.

by Anonymousreply 52September 25, 2024 8:59 PM

For those of you complaining about cats sitting on counters etc where food has been prepped, I should point out that cats are self-cleaning and rim themselves all the time to keep the "back door" clean, so...

by Anonymousreply 53September 25, 2024 9:01 PM

The cat can sense the extra chromosome.

by Anonymousreply 54September 25, 2024 9:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 55September 25, 2024 9:34 PM

Gasp @ r55

Fucking control your fuck trophies, heteros. 🤬

by Anonymousreply 56September 25, 2024 9:37 PM

r56 Throw the bisexuals in that scold, too. They statistically breed the most brats because they're more likely to do risky and dumb shit like shirk contraception.

by Anonymousreply 57September 25, 2024 9:39 PM

My dog was a racist. I adopted her from the Houston SPCA when she was about a year old. I was walking her and she kept going after the male workers and then would be normal with my neighbors. I thought it was because they were wearing caps but, no, she went after a latin friend of mine who was visiting and he wasn't wearing a cap. And it was only latin men too, she was fine with our black friends. She eventually stopped since I only date latin guys.

by Anonymousreply 58September 25, 2024 9:49 PM
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by Anonymousreply 59September 25, 2024 9:49 PM

My cat is a snuggly ball of love. I agree with the person upthread who said kitty was reacting to an very unusual face on a huge head. My partner stares at people who have full sleeves and tattooed legs. It's embarrassing. I have to elbow him to get him to snap out of it.

by Anonymousreply 60September 25, 2024 9:57 PM

R58 It's not racist. It's just a preference. OK?

by Anonymousreply 61September 25, 2024 9:58 PM

R48 dishwashers sterilize dishes so explain.

by Anonymousreply 62September 25, 2024 10:13 PM

This tuxedo cat (Rupert) doesn't like kids, but this little kid didn't push the issue and wisely walked away.

The YouTuber is the uncle of this little kid. He tells the kid: "He [the cat] doesn't like you."

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by Anonymousreply 63September 25, 2024 11:16 PM

I'd eat food out of a bowl / plate that a dog ate from. (After it's washed.)

However, maybe the incensed poster is more wary of the general laxity of cleaning standards of someone who'd let dogs lick the plates "clean."

by Anonymousreply 64September 25, 2024 11:18 PM

[quote]I discovered she’d also do it when she saw someone with cerebral palsy or other conditions that made them “different."

Like skin color?

by Anonymousreply 65September 25, 2024 11:20 PM

[quote]R44: I knew a woman who allowed her dachshund to lick her guests plates at a Thanksgiving dinner. Stopped eating at her house.

That one's an old internet trope that keeps cropping back up on Buzzfeed, Reddit, etc. I just ran across it again a week ago on a list of 'Things People Do That You Can't Believe,' 'What Was The Last Straw,' or something like that.

[quote]The Reddit post about a guy going to his new girlfriend's house for dinner and they let their dogs lick the plates clean then put them back in the cupboard without washing them; the guy never went back.

by Anonymousreply 66September 26, 2024 12:21 AM

R59, is pretty much your average DLer upon meeting a man they find attractive...

by Anonymousreply 67September 26, 2024 12:30 AM

R37 here. Make that "three times" now. :(

It's not really a bite. It's a sudden attack without violence. You might think it's because she's bored, but I play with her a lot, and it tends to happen soon after a play session has ended. I think she gets too keyed up. Luckily, she's not my can and will be someone else's problem one day. I do love her, but she's too squirrely.

by Anonymousreply 68September 26, 2024 1:36 AM

Not my CAT. She's not my can, either, for what it's worth.

by Anonymousreply 69September 26, 2024 1:37 AM

What do you mean "not really a bite"? What kind of attack are you talking about? Someone else's problem one day? I hope people get informed about shit like this. Now, I can see why people "return" animals to shelters. If they're not disclosing this kind of behavior, I can see why. If that cat is getting exercise and is still attacking you, that's a problem and I would not feel good about not disclosing that.

by Anonymousreply 70September 26, 2024 2:24 AM

My grandmother had a longhaired Calico who would nip her ankles when she raised her voice, even on the phone.

by Anonymousreply 71September 26, 2024 2:32 AM

My mother hated cats. Almost a phobia of them. They knew it. Whenever she walked into a room with my grandmother's Siamse cat he would make a beeline to her. Rub on her legs, try to jump on her lap, it was hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 72September 26, 2024 2:34 AM

I plan to disclose it with the advice of the people who run my rescue.

She jumps at me suddenly and puts her paws or teeth on me but doesn't cause any injury. She's not jumping at my feet as I walk, as many cats do, but rather leaps at my arm over the armrest while I'm sitting down, for example.

by Anonymousreply 73September 26, 2024 2:35 AM

Trolls all over this thread. Humans are a fucked up species starting with the OP.

by Anonymousreply 74September 26, 2024 2:36 AM

She wants to play rough r73. Don't indulge it.

by Anonymousreply 75September 26, 2024 2:38 AM

Thanks, hon. I won't. I scold her briefly (verbally, usually a quick yell because she scared me) and then ignore her.

by Anonymousreply 76September 26, 2024 2:39 AM

You could substitute a more acceptable form of play. They love chasing crumpled balls of paper.

by Anonymousreply 77September 26, 2024 3:00 AM

and love getting in boxes.

by Anonymousreply 78September 26, 2024 3:01 AM

And bags. Especially if you poke from the outside to keep it interactive.

by Anonymousreply 79September 26, 2024 3:08 AM

My cats boss me around but they’re very sweet

by Anonymousreply 80September 26, 2024 4:29 AM

I bought a new bath mat and set it out Sun night. Well, my big cat didn't notice until the morning and it freaked him out. He was even lifting it up with his claws to look underneath. My little cat was not at all freaked out by the bath mat. Perhaps because he is older and wiser.

by Anonymousreply 81September 26, 2024 7:07 AM
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by Anonymousreply 82September 26, 2024 10:11 AM
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by Anonymousreply 83September 26, 2024 10:12 AM

R74 doesn't like being stared at by a cat that "knows."

by Anonymousreply 84September 26, 2024 12:48 PM

It works both ways.

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by Anonymousreply 85September 26, 2024 12:59 PM

What an astute feline! Amazing!

by Anonymousreply 86September 26, 2024 1:27 PM

Mean to the paper towel roll :)

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by Anonymousreply 87September 27, 2024 9:57 PM

r87 I'm so glad mine don't have that habit.

by Anonymousreply 88September 27, 2024 10:18 PM

I hate when cats and dogs do shit like that…

by Anonymousreply 89September 28, 2024 12:50 AM

Who cares if Haitians eat them?

by Anonymousreply 90September 28, 2024 12:59 AM

Haha, R58, my sister's late Cockapoo was a whole xenophobe. One of their homes was in Clearlake, not far from NASA Johnson Space Center; it was chockful of wealthy Indians, Bangladeshi, and Muslims. Every time they'd go walking Chloe would go nuts barking at them.

Sister was mortified, and I told her maybe it wasn't bigotry, it was the flowing garments. She had the same issues with Halloween--anything dressed like a ghost, she would try to light their asses up.

She was a Class A bitch in so many ways.

by Anonymousreply 91September 28, 2024 2:26 AM
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