Let’s be Bad Reboot Ideas

The Big Mermaid

My Big Fat Greek Funeral

All of them.

Some F*R*I*E*N*D*S

Will's & Grace's Kids

Murder, She Slack'd

The Unalive Squad

The Grace Adler Show

All in the Chosen Family

Little Hos on the Prairie

Golden Shower Girls

Saved By The Med-Alert Bracelet

BeBitched

Eddie Munster: The Lost Years

Mahogany, post Menopause version

Socially Progressive Hal

Imitation of Reality TV

Speed while using speed

12 years a slave to fashion

Pretty Old Woman

Three Men and a They-by

Three Men and a Gay-by

The Devil Wears Marshalls

An all black version, just like Hollywood did for Wizard of Oz:

Miracle on 125th Street

The Jeffersons In Trump Tower

Gunsmoke, starring Alec Baldwin

Maude's Mussy

Seinfeld on Parole

Hazel -The Next Generation

The Odd Throuple.

Bed, Bath, and One Step Beyond

The Apprentice, starring Peter Thiel

Worse yet, the original versions that won’t go away:

I fear R2 just gave Nia Vardalos an idea for a new script. That woman will NEVER stop milking her Greek heritage.

Freaks and Greeks, starring Nia Vardalos

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea: Oceangate

The Cosby Show. Bill's back, baby!

Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood, where Aaron Rodgers teaches kids about vaccines and Sandy Hook

Golden Girls with gays

Too Close for Anyone: Reality version. JMJ Bullock and Deborah Van Valkenburg are forced to live in a SF house with Tim Allen and other MAGA Celebrities who may not be so bright.

Actually I might watch that.

I Dream of Weenie

[quote] Golden Shower Girls

That was made.

Murder, She Did

Partners in Crime: Murder at Pinewood Senior Living

One Jumped Over the Falcon's Nest

Mary Tyler Moore, Moore, Moore

Featuring Andrea True Connection

Happy Hours.

The Munsters and the Addams Family Beat the Shit out of Scooby Doo

All in the Mormon Family

Scooby Don't

The gang drive around the country and don't stop at creepy mansions to check them out because that's a good way to get fucking killed.

Laverne's dead...oh and Shirley.

Tighty-Whitie Mouse

Three is Definitely a Crowd

Joyce DeWitt's character is replaced by Soupy Sales

Super-Fly Meets Urkel

Land of the Giant Disappointments.

America's Next Top Model Airplane

BJ for the Bear

Charlie's reasonably agreeable women of a certain age

Wonder.....Woman?

Gilligan’s Colonised Island

Happy Days The 90s. Fonzie is still hanging out in men's bathrooms and Potsie has AIDS

The Conners

8 Isn’t Enough

Life Doesn’t Go On

The Flash-er

The Bionic Geriatric Woman. Lindsay Wagner still looks good at 76 years old.

[quote] Golden Shower Girls

I saw an episode of this in Russia and I LOVED it!

All in the Family - the Menedez Story

Mama Dearest’s Family

My Mother the Car-pet Muncher.

Golden Call Girls

Incest Family Matters

Chico and the Tranny.

This is who stars as the tranny.

Brown Acres

Lost in a Crawl Space.

Sixtysomething

I Lust Lucy

Star Trek: Deep Throat 9

Marjorie Taylor Greene Acres

They Love Ricky Ricardo

Neuro-Divergent About You

Baby Daddy of the Mail Ordered Bride

My Two Trans

They's the Sheriff!

Full House of God.

Project step by project step

Bad Times

Angie-ogram, still starring Donna Pescow

Yo MTV K-Pop

The Real World: Gaza Strip

Desperate Houseflies

Dog Day Afternoon Barbecue

Air Farts One

2 Broke Girls.

The Wizard of Oz but instead of going from black and white to color, we go from color to black and white!

R95 please don't summon a reboot. The original was bad enough.

The Facts of Life with Lucy

Different Types of Strokes

Rosanne 3.0

And Just Like That...

Real Housewives: Vladivostok

The Brady Bunch Varicose Veins Hour

[quote]The Wizard of Oz but instead of going from black and white to color, we go from color to black and white!

It's sepia.

The Jeffersons Memorial

AirBnB

Anne of Greek Gables, starring Nia Vardalos.

The Non-Bourne-ary Identity

The Vagina Dialogues.

Doctor Odyssey (a reboot of Love Boat from Doc's perspective)

Mission Impossibly Imperialistic

Hey, a lot of these are pretty good.

[quote] Rosanne 3.0

Oh, dear.

Mean Pee-pee Girls

The Real World: Mar-a-Lago

My So Called Life - starring Melania Trump

Old Sheldon

Leave it to Diddy

All My Big Fat Greek Children

The Montecito Hillbillies starring Haz and Megs.

Scarecrow and King

King is a late-in-life nonbinary person, Scarecrow is a semi-retired secret agent trying to grapple with the change in their relationship.

Diddy's Love Boat

Freak Off Island. De COCK De COCK!

Two Broke Girls, One Broke Cup

First Lady Parts, starring Melania.

As The World Burns

Absolutely Babulous, starring Barbra Streisand, directed by Barbra Streisand, produced by Barbra Streisand, sung by Barbra Streisand.

Drive to Survive: Jersey Shore edition. F1 stars spend the summer as guests of the original Jersey Shore cast. Lando gets crabs.

Police Granny, with nanogenarian Angie Dickinson. And Earl Holliman, while we're at it!

The Alternative Facts of Life

Ypu can't do Matlock without Andy Griffith. Sorry Kathy Bates, but I won't be tuning in. It really turns me off that they weren't creative enough to come up with a new name, especially after I read it has nothing to do with the original Matlock. Big fail.

Healthfully Steamed Green Tomatoes

X-MEN....starring...well you know...

The Leaving Avenging Behind Because It's Not Mentally Healthy to Want to Avenge Thingers

Death with Lucy

Little shitbra on the prairie

My Neighbor, Toyota

The Trump-Vance administration.

Space: 2099

To Tell My Truth

The Beverley Hillbilly, starring Max Baer, Jr.

The Martian Fag

One is Alone, starring Joyce Dewitt

Ordinary People, but this time Buck survives.

American Pyscho as musical!

What do you mean, “It’s been done?”

Are you insane?

Trump 47

The Andy Griffith Show The BLM Years

Sophie’s Choice: The Musical, starring Sabrina Carpenter, Timothee Chalamet and Shawn Mendes as Stingo.

My Mother the Tesla

Stunning and Braveheart

Birthing Person’s Family

Laverne & Shirley & Will & Grace

“The LGBTQ# FBI”

Red Shoe Fanfics

The Ringling Brothers: A Story of Incest, by Ryan Murphy

Lost Again

Ricki Lake: My mom is on OnlyFans

Suddenly Snoozin

French Stewart & Saunders

Everybody Loves Mark Robinson

I Love Lucy

Starring Bryce Dallas Howard and Enrique Iglesias

Designing Transwomen

Post-Modern Family

Full Apartment

What’s My Pronoun?

My Little Margie Taylor Greene

Creature from the BIPOC Lagoon

Mike and Carol and Sam and Alice

The Cosby Show

Young Yeller

M*rder, She Tweeted

Unalived, She Wrote

A Text Message to Three Wives

The X File Cabinets

Dead Named to Me

Hangin' With Mr. Anderson Cooper

“Love, Ukrainian Style” ❤️

Extreme AirBnB Makeover

Greek Acres. Oliver and Lisa Douglas abandon their decrepit Hooterville farm for the lush olive groves of Greece. Hilarity ensues. Starring you know who...

Fonzie and Mrs Babish

Gomer’s Piles

Crappy Days

Desperate Widows

The Howells After Dark

Murphy’s Brown Eye

The Queen of Queens

Jack Reacharound

Annie (1977) on Broadway must meet 21st century standards of DEI.

The new version will feature an all black cast of MTF and will be called

TRANNIES

I Love TRANS Lucy

Austin Power Bottoms

Wordle: The Musical

Pecker - a lovable doctor treats patients in WeHo

Mr. Ed - hung like a horse.

Quadruple Peaks: Go Ahead, Try to Understand This!

Cheers, The Leather Bar.

American Horror Played Out Stories

American Comedy Story

Fantasy Fire Island

Joanie Loves Chachi and Trump

I Dream Of Jeannie With A Penis

Reboot, not mashup.

Survivor: Fire Island

If you liked Alfred Hitchcock Presents, you'll love Tommy Wiseau Presents

Lifestyles of the Rich and Tasteless.

Let’s let the Bad Robot guy remake Star Wars (1977), but with a woman, a Black man and a Latino as the core heroes and this time the Darth Vader character doesn’t need the mask, he just wears it to look mean!

Blind Date...but this time they are really blind!

The Fresh Prince of Riker’s Island

The Nanny who is also the baby mama

Law & Waterboarding

The Fresh Prince of ....KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

The Ashlee Simpsons

well, r202, it's got to be better than Survivor: Fyre Festival

Saturday Night Cruising

Top Chef, Bottom Busboy

The Real Housewives of Branson

How about the real witch hunts of the 1700's..

Dawson's 5000 Load Weekend

The Cosby Show

A bossy bottom named Blossom

Square Rose Pegs William

Hangin with Mr. Anderson Cooper

Party of Friends minus 1

My Mother the Tesla

Fiends.

Shitty-Shitty-Bang-Bang: the magical adventure of a flying car and the IBS-troubled professor who drives it.

My Meh Lady

Walker Texas Serial Killer

Titanic II: Return to the Iceberg

A Hot Flash on Elm Street

Head of the Trump U Class

Absolutely Fucktarded

Where Eagles Dump

How I met your Male Sperm Donor.

2 guys, a girl, and a trap house.

Greg Abbott Elementary.

Murder she texted.

Babe-watch.

Dead Sullivan.

The David Tyler Muir Show

The Moppet Show

Rhoda Island

Secret Asian Man

Joanie Loves Cocaine

All in the Royal Family

Lou Grant Show

Ryan's Hopeless

Falcon Crotch

The Best Little Governor's Mansion in Texas: The Greg Abbott Musical

Dawson's Creek's 50 Load Weekend

My Wife and her kids from her 2nd baby daddy

My Three Former Daughters

Little House on the Alt-Right Compoound

Buffy the GOP Senator Slayer

[quote] Falcon Crotch

I would watch that!

Everybody Has Forgotten Raymond

Silence of the Lamb Chop, Starring Shari Lewis as Clarice Starling

The Munsters Today Today

Days Of Our Homosexual Lives

Drag Queen Net.

Just the facts, ma'am, and your shoes.

Saved By The Bell : The Geriatric Years

I think Drag Queen Net would be awesome, actually

Canadian Pie

American Bacon

[quote]The Best Little Governor's Mansion in Texas: The Greg Abbott Musical

The dance scenes were underwhelming...

Mork & Mindy Cohn

The Apple Brown Betty Gang

John Travolta stars in: Lube

Invasion of the Pussy Grabbers

James and the Giant Peachyboy

Amos and Andy Cohen

One Day At A Time

Alice Is A Nasty Bitch

The Second Wives Club

It's Che Diaz's World

I LOVE TRANS Lucy

Urkel Family Matters

British “Misery”

Starring Dawn French

The Gooners

Abdication Street

The Anus Monologues

Five Weddings and a Gender Reveal Party

Joe Pesci and the Pussycats

Kate & Ali

Funny Crone.

Dharma & Gerg

Rigor and Mortis

The Love Dingy

A Night to Vaguely Remember

Less Than Zero Mostel

The Four Story Walk-Up Inferno

Flamingo Load.

The Fibreglass Menagerie

Men of the Midway 2: The Instagram Years

Four minutes long, three of them pixeled out.

I would watch this, OP.

Ain't No Walton's Mountain High Enough.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Underpass to Terabithia

The Secret Severe Storm.

Rosemary's Blabby.

Frozen 3: Let it Thaw

All About Eve Plumb

Rosemary's Beanie Baby

The Shining and Wining and Dining.

Gordon Ramsey is locked in the Overlook Hotel over winter with nothing but a meat cleaver and 500 lbs of pre-made frozen meatballs.

John Cheever's Bullet Park & Ride

Rosemary and Thyme’s Baby

“My Three Sons…Are All Dead Now.”

Super F*R*I*E*N*D*S

Just like the original F*R*I*E*N*D*S, except they’re superheroes and live in the Hall of Justice.

Spanx Junction

[quote]Super F*R*I*E*N*D*S

With Marcel as Gleek.