Janet Jackson here! Any questions?

Are the millions of illegal Haitian invaders in Springfield really eating cats, dogs and geese Janet?

What have you heard?

What's for dinner?

r1: Yes, of course. I heard that from the television people, so it must be true!

r2: Not cats, dogs, and geese! That's what the bad people eat in Springfield, OH!

Have you ever heard yourself speak in that fake whispercoo?

Can you sing Janet? I mean - can you actually sing do you think?

You sucked in Poetic Justice bitch.

Yes, Miss Jackson, I have a question.

It's taken years for you to reclaim even a sliver of your former celebrity following Nipple-gate. How many times do you think can you self-sabotage your own career before you become totally irrelevant?

Is it true the people who died in that submersible last year died instantly and were pulverized so quickly they felt no pain... or were they aware before the implosion that they were going to die and did they suffer in their final moments? Escapade y'all!

Is it true they gave you your own personal toilet at Baja Fresh locations?

Did your brother Michael molest children?

Did the kid from the Life Cereal commercials die from drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks at the same time?

I just turned 30 but I've never heard of you.

Are you related to American Idol's Randy Jackson? I watched that when I was a kid

Are Indians and Jamaicans part of the Rhythm Nation?

I'd just like to add that I've also heard Kamala Harris likes to tell people her mother is from the country of Indiana, and that's just not true! I'm from Indiana myself and I should know!

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

What would you recommend from the Baja Fresh menu?

How many times did you hear JJ Walker say, “Dy-no-mite!”

I would LISTEN to me, y'all! I have proven to be so well informed about so many things, from choosing great marriages, to my brother Michael, to eating sensibly, to attracting the right kind of sexy attention at the Super Bowl, to staying relevant as a pop singer in the 2020s!

I am clearly a wise woman!

She card read good

You're fired R19!

Did you get your face all covered with shit when you kissed Dumps ass?

Janet, can you name a book you've read?

[quote] Janet, can you name a book you've read?

I certainly can, Smartypants!

It's called [italic]The Hungry Caterpillar,[/italic] and I find it hard to put down!

What have you done for us lately?

Why…diddd…Your…Family…ADOPT…YOUUU!!???

Have you ever had to get a restraining order against your fan Janbot?

Thank god for the block feature on datalounge.

Why couldn't you just admit the nipple reveal at the Superbowl was planned and not a "wardrobe malfunction?"

Hey Janet, this is Ivanka. Did you know that I modeled my "whispery" voice after your whispercoo? Daddy loves it when I use that voice, and it's hard to get his attention if I don't use it. However the moment I use the voice I have his undivided attention. He just prefers to call it my "soft porn voice". As a daddy should.

Any plans for a duet with LaToya?