Life as a very tall bottom

These have always brought me luck.

He should be ashamed of himself.

How embarrassing for him!

Tall guys cannot be bottoms. It is NOT allowed.

They look ridiculous.

6' 5" is an intimidating height for anyone. But I don't see why it would be a turn off. Maybe your friend gives off bad vibes unintentionally?

I say that only because there are a lot of self-conscious tall people. You stand out - people are often looking at you. You rarely can blend in with the crowd - that can be awkward. Many tall people avert their eyes because they're tired of all the stares.

Oh God R2 and his 'sex can only be this way' and a top does this and a bottom does this and NO straying from what he says!

You're exhausting R2 - take that stick out of your ass.

They die lonely and unfulfilled

Criteria for bottoms:

Must be under 5'8.

Must be under 30.

Must be smooth, and not hairy.

Must NOT be fat.

Must have a beautiful face.

Sorry, but those are the rules of the gay world.

If you don't like it, then don't be gay.

R6/R2 - well, that leaves you out as a bottom and you sure ain't a top, so good luck flicking your micropenis to satisfaction, getting your 40 inch Hanes tighty whities all stained.

I match 1/5 but I had quality dick in my ass until my mid - 50s

Those were the days…

R4, I think r2 was not being serious.

I don't get it. Why is height a problem? Physically the hole is not moving up if the bottom is on his back. When it's doggy the bottom just has to come down a bit. None of this sounds super complicated or stressful to me. What am I missing?

[quote] Many tall people avert their eyes because they're tired of all the stares.

Whenever I am out and about, and see a tall guy bottoming, I can't stop staring!

I find tall bottoms a total turn off. I'm 5'10" and any bottom past 5'11" is too much to handle for me, but there are plenty of short guys who love tom fuck taller men.

Because people have certain expectations of what a top and a bottom should be, R10.

In Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece, older men were expected to be tops, and younger men, the bottom. An older man who played the passive role was frowned upon. It was simply "not done."

Similarly today, there are also expectations of what a top should be, and what a bottom should be.

Tops are expected to be masculine, and older, and taller.

That's why a tall bottom seems so out of place.

Of course, not everything fits so neatly into this little box. But the fact remains that it is what the majority of people assume about gay roles.

Ding !*

I'm a 6'1" bottom. I am not usually attracted to shorter tops (I have no issue with roughly 5'10" and taller), so I totally get why tops might not want me because of my height.

It's just life. No reason to lose sleep over it.

I hear you, r13, but I still don't get it. Not that I think you're wrong, but I never heard of this type of rule set and certainly never adhered to it. Maybe I was way too much of a slut in my single days. I would have found this too restrictive.

If he presented hole I should pass on it because he might be taller than I am? Nope.

Isn’t there an operation they could get to shorten their legs? Then they would be happier, and less self conscious.

My grandmother always said a tall bottom is good luck! When you find one, stick it in before he says NOT INTERESTED!

Here's an illustration for you, op.

A 6'5 bottom is about as shocking and upsetting to most people, as it would be for them to imagine Troye Sivan as a top.

Which is what he claims to be.

I remember a fantastic night in Toronto in the early 2000s' with a 6'5"+ bottom (I'm a 5'7"top). He was so sweet, had a big bubble butt, and a short, fat cock that was hard from the moment he arrived at my hotel room. We had agreed in advance that I would fuck him. The logistics were not as complicated as you might think. What I really remember is that a few minutes after I started to fuck him, he came in a blast without touching himself. He was so apologetic and said that he had not been fucked in quite a while and was just really turned on. I asked him how long before he might be ready to go again, and his answer was music to my ears: "I can come five times in a night with no recharge time." I replied, "Me too!"

We fucked for hours until we were exhausted and then went out to get something to eat. He was so funny and friendly, and after our food, he asked if I wanted to go back and fuck some more! I was exhausted by that time and begged off, and I still remember the sad look as he got onto a trolley to return to his hotel. It was a great night!

Isn’t a “Tall Bottom” a Starbucks drink?

R20 I’m shocked! Yikes.

Dear Penthouse—I was on a trolley, and then….

R15- You're a bottom baby.

Bottoms don't get to pick and choose. Bottoms are a penny a dozen. Bottoms are grateful for ANY top that will fuck them even tops that are only 4 inches fully erect.

... I started to yen, so I counted to ten, then I counted to ten again.

Lying down in bed, it does not make a difference in the height of your partner. Put your legs on the top’s shoulders and think of England let your eyes roll back in your head while you squeal with delight. Problem solved.

I'm a top and I can confirm this. I'm 5'10" and fucking guys above 6'2" can start becoming challenging, especially doggy (unless they really know how to arch). Not that it's a dealbreaker otherwise, but I try to go for guys shorter than 6'2".

I had no idea any gay FREAKS had all these rules about what bottoms need to be! You're all insane.

ALL bottoms are gifts from GOD. Now go FUCK THEIR HOLES!

This is the prototype for gay bottoms.

Anything else is sub-par, bordering on a fetish.

And you'd have to have a fetish for tall guys, to fuck a six foot five inch tall bottom.

I would have thought that the contrast would be sexy.. I'd love a shot at a 6'5" bottom.

I'm 6'1". Is that allowed?

Three fulgly twinks? No thanks

[quote]R17 Isn’t there an operation they could get to shorten their legs? Then they would be happier, and less self conscious.

I seem to remember a case where tall (over 6 foot) bottoms were being found drugged and sutured in hotel rooms, with inches from their legs stolen.

Most upsetting were the cases where the phantom surgeon had apparently been interrupted, and only shortened one leg.

The culprit was never caught.

R17 this is some shit Mengele would've done.

I don't understand this - men and women have gotten around this issue since the beginning of time. He's 6'5" - not 7'5".

That's 7 inches taller than average height of a man - around the same difference between an avg height of a woman and an avg height man.

Just weird that this would be an obstacle.

He’s 9.5 at that height 🤓

Men no go up into men as men go up into women. Duh

This is another dumb thread.

I'm attracted to tall men and I apparently give off a butch daddy vibe.

Lots of dates in my 30s where both of us went home unhappy and unsatisfied.

It really is a shame, though. I met SO many tall men, beautiful bodies and really big dicks.....and all they wanted was to get rammed balls deep for hours. I was too mellow to give most of them the hard slamming they wanted from "daddy."

OP, perhaps he is unfuckable for another reason?

What's his BMI? Does he smell badly? Does he wear caftans? Is he candlelight pretty?

I'm just trying to help.

I'm a tall top (occasionally vers) and it is an unrealized sexual fantasy of mine to get fucked down good by a man who's much taller than me. "What it feels like for a short bottom." I wanna know.

It hasn't happened yet and probably never will, because now I'm getting older (mid 50s)... and he'd have to be like 6 ft 8.

R40 - you can buy it - that's always an option. You know what you're going to get - may be worth it to check it off your list.

Then there’s the tragic case of the man who is too tall to bottom but too small to top.

This^

Good god, give me a short top/tall bottom any day!

Men are available to rent, for a reason. So many prudes here.

I have a friend who's short (5 ft 2? maybe 5'3") and a ginger, and he's verse but he's really nicely hung for a short guy and he said if he wanted to, he could fuck a tall bottom morning, noon and night for years and never run out of willing candidates.

I've seen him a few times out with his taller bfs or fuck buddies and the contrast was, I have to admit, hot as hell.

Everyone's the same height horizontally

R47 - exactly - I don't understand this except for a pre-existing idea that bottoms always have to be shorter than the top.

It's actually insulting because it is very much a hetero type of thinking.

The 'man' always has to be taller, the woman always has to be shorter. There's a ton of nonsense among straights if the woman is the same height or even slightly taller.

And don't get me started about all the short women who say they only date 6 feet or above in their profiles - that's written all over the internet.

We don't have to adopt straight people's problems.

There's retarded, and then there's R47 who thinks height becomes irrelevant horizontally.

R49 apparently fucks standing up.

It's almost 2025 and R50 just discovered today that humans are able to fuck outside of a bed, including standing up. Hooray! Give him a round of applause for his astonishing, yet slow, achievement!

Do explain the relevance of height when you're laid out on your back you stupid bitch.

Life presents so many extraordinary hurdles

R52 apparently you're unaware that everyone has different legs lengths and sizes. Did your mother drop you as a child?

Like fucking a step ladder.

[quote] apparently you're unaware that everyone has different legs lengths and sizes.

Not to mention the important one - variation in dick sizes

Let's be honest.

No one wants to see a BIG GURLEENA with her daddy long legs flung up in the air, begging to get fucked.

Talk about a dick wilter!

If you're 6'5, then you'd better be a top. Or you can just forget about having sex with another guy.

Top/Bottom politics. Some things will never change.

I love tall bottoms.....I can combine my thrill of fucking someone with my experience climbing trees.

R47 & R52 are correct in that it levels the playing field dramatically

Bitches like this need a tattoo

Davie, Butch Queen of Scots has no trouble finding tops to meet his needs

Presenting

They're all gonna laugh at you!

R63’s model looks like some awful, gangly spider, poised to unfold and spring at you!

Well the idea of fucking a tall bottom seems appealing, like climbing a mountain, in reality if I can't move the guy around while I'm fucking him I'm not going to enjoy it as much as I should.