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Fig Joke in "War of the Roses"

At the dinner party hosted by Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas an expensively dressed older woman asks about the flavor of a dish, saying that it was something she's had in her mouth before. Turner responds with "figs", which the woman greets with what seems to be bemusement.

I know the fig is an ancient symbol of the vagina and of modesty in sexual matters (the fig leaf) but neither meaning seems to explain this joke - if a joke is what it actually is.

Any idea?

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2024 6:35 AM

She was impressed because figs were expensive in that time period and had to be imported. Which was a whole ordeal because they don't last very long, and you can't import green ones and ripen them at home either. So that lady might have only tasted figs a couple of times in her life, even if she was loaded.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2024 6:36 AM

Maybe it's just the association with figs apparently standing for female genitalia (this was new to me.) Unrelated: The stoic philosopher Chrysippus died while cracking a joke about a donkey eating figs, something along the lines of "Now give him some wine to wash it down". Figs ripen in a very short time period so you either have no figs or too many. What is a luxury item here is food for the donkeys and goats in Greece, Sicily etc. while at the same time being delicious enough for royalty.

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2024 12:33 PM

it might be suggesting shes as old as Adam abd EVE..

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2024 12:37 PM

I remember Alan Bates eating a fig in Women in Love - perhaps suggestively- and when being interviewed some time later Bette Midler said that scene “damn near changed my life”

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2024 12:49 PM

[quote]Which was a whole ordeal because they don't last very long, and you can't import green ones and ripen them at home either.

I guess she never heard of Fig Newtons.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2024 12:55 PM

In Sex and the City, Mr. Pussy demonstrates his skills on a fig and Carrie says from that moment on, Charlotte couldn’t be in the same room as a fig.

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2024 1:05 PM

Hidden meaning was invisible to me. I thought it was just about her character being an innovative cook.

Most of my extended family is from Louisiana, where figs grow in abundance. Indeed, they do not keep. When they come in, they are canned as fig preserves, which are exquisitely sweet. We always had a jar in the pantry from one my great aunts or a cousin.

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2024 5:54 PM

Scene r4 is referring to. *SWOON* Bates was so fuckable 💦

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by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2024 8:14 PM

The character of Buddy in Kids in the Hall closed a segment with "needless to say, I ate a lot of figs that year."

Never understood that either.

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2024 5:08 AM

By the way—don’t touch the figs.

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2024 6:35 AM
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