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[quote]While in town for Trump’s rally, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend complained about being cut off from the Jason’s Deli salad bar. Brian Glenn: “When did Jason’s Deli start just doing one trip to the salad bar?”
He should've paid for Autumn Harvest.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 23, 2024 5:47 PM |
He's a drunk.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2024 1:01 AM |
He looks like a sunburned cowardly lion
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 23, 2024 1:01 AM |
Marjorie has forced me to eat her Greene, all I wanted was just a fresh salad.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 23, 2024 1:05 AM |
Sometimes you think you want Once Around the Garden only to discover you actually wanted Autumn Harvest.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 23, 2024 1:19 AM |
Can you imagine having to go through with fucking her? It would be like having sex with Zira from Planet of the Apes.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 23, 2024 1:22 AM |
[quote] Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend
The world's least desired designation.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 23, 2024 1:23 AM |
They cut back trips to the Jason’s Deli salad bar? As a slightly fat whore, I’ll say that was a good deal.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 23, 2024 1:55 AM |
If that pissed him off, wait till he tries to buy some red dragon cheese.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 23, 2024 3:50 AM |
All you can eat places should be outlawed. Don't enable fatties.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 23, 2024 3:55 AM |
I miss Jason's so much. They have real New Orleans French bread.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 23, 2024 5:22 AM |
Admitting to being her boyfriend is arguably worse than admitting to being an ISIS fighter in Syria.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 23, 2024 5:47 PM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
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