I’d like to apologize to Eldergays

Eat me.

What you apologizing for love?

There is NO WAY you are sober.

Fuck off Teacake. We don’t need tea and sympathy.

What are you apologising for Teacake?

Fact: The "gay community" is a myth.

R3 I am. Well I had one beer and a couple bong hits.

Get her.

Is this supposed to be an apology for your obsessive posting about Flopyoncé?

R4 You see this is what the straight man wants us to do. Tear each other apart as he continues to benefit from misogynistic and heteronormative societal norms.

Apology accepted...

If you really wanted to be nice to us here, you and all of your nom de plumes would leave and promise to never come back.

Op what are you on about??

It’s okay, honey. We don’t care what you think.

Piss off, troll.

Where's a grease fire when you need it...?

Did each of OP's seven personalities "WW" his original post?

Not to worry OP, we've been through a lot and are tough as nails, we're bemused that your generation's best efforts only amount to silly and impotent ageism 'barbs'; guess you've got nothing else.

In a few hours you will be back to calling those eldergays names. And not in the friendly bitchy way gays can do. You'll actually mean those nasty things. Point is, if you don't actually grow and improve after the apology, I have a hunch they'd rather not hear it. I'm not in the eldergay category myself yet, but I've learned that life lesson. Apologies are way more meaningful when backed with change.

Yes R17. You can be sure.

OP Uplift me. Go Away.

Oh fuck off. We created this board in the late ‘90s. You wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for us, you shameless attention-seeking troll.

Bow down, more like.

Apologize for what? Being old? If you're lucky you'll live this long.

[quote]If you're lucky you'll live this long.

He'll be the DL's Tina Louise.

Apology accepted! Let's get back to more important matters! What type of fall and winter bed/bath linens are you getting for fall?

You're my mentor too Georgia!

R26. You need to teach OP about clay....

You wouldn’t know anything about cruises if it wasn’t for us!

Christopher Meloni makes my dick so hard. He could have my ass all night long. I’d never fkin tell either.

We may have had it rougher than you young'uns, but trust me all the pain we went through made us much stronger for it.