Hot priest on "Jeopardy!"

I want to Thorn Birds with him.

There’s a 60 percent chance that he’s gay, so he’s worth an intervention.

Did the new host, Ryan Seacrest, hit on him?

Seacrest is going to need a podium to stand behind.

gayface

R5 Have you ever met a young priest without gay face?

Looks like paul Rudd

[quote] Did the new host, Ryan Seacrest, hit on him?

Seacrest is the host of Wheel of Fortune, not Jeopardy.

R8. Mafuckin'!

A priest?! He's not a man nor a priest! He's some impotent thing that doesn't know how to be either!

Ken was certainly flirting with him. Gave Father Steve far more attention than the other two contestants.

I want Father Steve inside me quite deeply.

MARY!

You Catholic priests are mostly right wing these days.

Better photo

R4. Podium. Think Podiatrist, Feet. We stand ON a podium behind a lectern.

Sadly, we won't see Steve tonight

He aitee. He look like that dude from American Idol who made that song, Home.

R15 here. Ooops, Podium comment was for R4.

[quote]He look like that dude from American Idol who made that song, Home.

He looks nothing like Chris Daughtry.

R19 I’m not talking about Chris Daughtry. This song has a country vibe.

I am going to make this place my homeeee 🎵

R13 says stoopid stuff in Confession…just like the DL

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned…

R12 Cochina pecadora, the line starts here.

I was hot when I won on Jeopardy, too. And then 33 years passed.

R24. Congrats! And I bet you're still handsome.

Ageing gracefully. 62 looking 58 on my really good days.

R26. Wonderful! I know I wouldn't kick you out of my cot!

My Jeopardy! stories still get me laid 😎

LIES, OP. Andrew Scott was *not* on "Jeopardy!", you daft cunt!

Father, fuck my sinful nature out of me!

I like his brooch. It's a rare priest who can accessorize well.

Father, let's go sit in the steam room and touch boners.

r22 And I'm about to sin again and again and again!

Looks like Darren Criss. Such a Jewish name for a Catholic priest

I’d say you are a Pole—but no Pole would write something as stupid as that^^

[quote] Say your prayers

Varmit!

R34. It's a Catholic/Polish name, not Jewish.

R28. Wish we could chat about Jeopardy!

You can find the basics in the Jeopardy archive. I had a good run…it got me far in real life: my first post —grad school employment came about because everyone knew who I was…things like that.

I’ve “dined out” on the stories for decades. Funnily enough, or strangely enough(?), I’ve never seen a full episode after my season. All these years later, it has no appeal to me at all.

I felt a sudden urge to watch "The Crime of Father Amaro".

R39. Well, when you've seen the top once, you need to see it again. You from a Midwest state starting with M?

[quote][R4] Podium. Think Podiatrist, Feet. We stand ON a podium behind a lectern.

What is: the Dunning–Kruger effect.

R41. DON'T need to see it again

I’ll take “dumbass grammar cunts” for 500, Ken.

He's cute, but The Calendario Romano has a dozen hot ones each year, not to mention DL fav Archbishop Georg Gänswein, Pope Benedict's "longtime secretary."

He looked tall on TV. He looks more like a skinny twink on this photo from FB.

Hot priest has a kind face.

That he does, R47

I wonder what's wrong with him. Good-looking guys don't turn themselves over to Jesus without being touched in the head.

But does he have a huge donger?

Become an altar boy and find out!

He has a huge forehead in the pic at r46. But like, in a good way? And what does that pendant symbolise?

'and they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's very fresh."

[quote] But does he have a huge donger?

He has huge doinger potential.

Beautiful veins on his forearms.

There's a reason they're called Poles.

Polish = sizemeat.

Father What-A-Waste!

Indeed a waste. He could have been someone's cute otter if he hadn't gone down the wrong path.

Well, at least his parishioners get some eye candy every Sunday.

I'd like to take communion.

And by that, I mean his thick, ropy load all over my face and tongue.