Trump's October Surprise
He's been working with Russian geneticists to convert his wife into a perfect election campaign killing machine!
The Megalania!
"Megalania (Varanus priscus) is an extinct, venomous giant monitor lizard that ruled Australia until about 50,000 years ago. A fierce predator, its reemergence in a combined form with Melania's beauty and class, could easily tip the balance if she is let loose in battleground stands. She would just need to eat a mere thousand or so Pennsylvanians and Georgians before Election Day and secure the election for God and Trump!
And she can do it all in the nude, selling even more copies of her memoirs!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 30, 2024 3:50 PM
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The Melaniabot is real and already around. Maybe not at 100% perfection though.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 20, 2024 1:28 PM
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[quote] ….class, could easily tip the balance if she is let loose in battleground stands.
Oh goody, will get to see Melaniabot tomorrow at the Florida-Mississippi State football game, creating havoc as opposing fans pound each other in the upper deck of the stadium in Starkville.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 20, 2024 1:47 PM
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Don't you mean Magalania, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 20, 2024 1:47 PM
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That would certainly be a surprise.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 20, 2024 2:31 PM
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In a stunning theatrical metaphor, here is Kamala Harris taking care of Megalania and saving democracy.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 20, 2024 2:43 PM
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[quote]with Melania's beauty and class
Tell me you've never seen a Slovenian whore without telling me you've never seen a Slovenian whore.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 20, 2024 2:52 PM
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Her husband's a megalomaniac, and she's a megaloMelaniac.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 20, 2024 3:39 PM
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[quote] with Melania's beauty and class
Oh, thanks for the chuckle. The class she picked up from her parents, Eastern European peasants? Or from getting that university degree she never quite completed? Or from sucking dicks all over Europe and NYC?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 20, 2024 4:08 PM
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